Rosalie
I was walking out of the house when something dinged off my leg. I got shot. Emmett was so DEAD.
"EMMETT CULLEN" I screamed. I was going to make him wish he was never turned into a vampire.
"EMMETT CULLEN I know your there get out here NOW"
Emmett
CRAP I was so dead.
"EMMETT CULLEN I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR MORONIC PRANKS…
MEANWHILE
Carlisle
" Carlisle do you love me"
"Of coarse I Love you"
"How much do you love me"
God did this women ever shut up.
Alice
I walked in to Jaspers office looking for a little love but Jasper was deep in his work. What the hell do you have to work on when you're a vampire and there is no school.
"Hey Jazzy what you working on" I said in my most tolaratable voice.
"Not now Alice I'm working go play Barbie with Bella"
Oh no he didn't there's one thing you don't do and that is mess with Alice Freaking Cullen.
Bella
"I love you Edward"
"I love you Bella"
"I Love you more Edward"
"No I love you more Bella"(barf hey someone had to have a good relationship.
Edward
"Everyone Get your butts down here" Ok now I was pissed. Everyone was soon in the living room.
"Me and Bella are tired of hearing everyone complaining and fighting so where going to marriage counseling but not just any marriage counseling where going on the Dr. Phil Show.
"What the Hell" Emmett
"Damn" Jasper
"Crap" Carlisle
"YAY" Esme
"I have to get my hair done" Rosalie
"I have to get my hair and nails done oh and I have to get the Porsche shined and I have nothing to wear." Alice DUH
