I know I should be updating my other stories, but I had these really good ideas! This is just gonna be a collection of drabbles about the doctor; you know, one shots, two shots, songfics, etc. So...yeah...if you enjoy randomness, read on!
Disclaimer: Doctor Who, I own not, but I do own...a Wonka Junior script with candy on the front! (mmm, candy...Now I'm hungry...)
This first Fic was inspired by when me and my little sis were playing Doctor Who at our grandparents, when she was on a sugar high, and I was bored. Hope you enjoy!
The Doctor, The Nurse, And The Patient
Antoinette's POV
Me and my BFF Jessica were wandering around being bored, when we decided to go visit our cousin and uncle, the Dursley's (A/N, they aren't from Harry Potter, we're just using the names). So we off we went, skipping up the hill to their singing, 'La lala la!"
"Why are we singing?" I asked.
"I don't know...Why does Aunt Petunia have such a steep hill up to her house?" Panted Jessica.
"I don't know," I panted, coming up along side her. "but we're here." We stood panting at the door for a little bit until Jessica knocked on the door. It opened a crack.
"Hello?" Said a voice from inside.
"Auntie Petunia! It's us! Jessica and Annie! We're here for...Dudley's birthday!" Jessica explained, our breathing finally back to normal.
"Oh yes, come right in!" She opened the door all the way. You see, Aunt and Uncle just adore Jessica and I, because they don't have any daughters.
"Jessica," I whispered, "We didn't bring anything for Dudley!"
"Don't worry about it," She whispered back, "I have a bag of rocks, a sling shot, and a rubber-band gun. We'll give it to him to play 'pelt Harry with rocks and rubber-bands'! It'll be fun!"
"Okay!" I replied. Harry was our other cousin who lives under the stairs. Dudley like torturing him. We pretend to play too, but we have 'really bad aim' and 'accidentally' miss every time. Also, another thing you should know about the Dursley's, is that they're extremely fat. Like, obese! Just saying.
Anyway, we gave Dudley his presents and started the game of 'pelt Harry with rocks and rubber-bands'. It's weird, but the Dursley's seemed gassier than usual...interesting...Sadly, mom called us home after an hour. Said we had chores or something. So we said good-bye and left.
An Hour later, after the chores
We walked outside, into our gigantic backyard, and there was a blue police box parked where the shed was supposed to be. Now, any normal person wouldn't pay attention to it, but I was bored and Jessica was on a sugar high. So we walked in. And...It's bigger on the inside! There was this giant control console in the center, with lots of buttons, levers, and knobs!
"Jessica, you know what we have to do, right?" I asked, making sure we were on the same page.
"yeah...RANDOMLY PUSH STUFF AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!" So we did. But it did nothing. (Actually, it set off an alarm in The Doctors head that there were intruders in the TARDIS. But they don't know that.) After we finished our push-fest, we went down a random hallway to explore. We found a room full of six King-sized beds pushed together, and jumped on them for a few minutes, then we found room full of bunkbeds and played 'Remember This' (Long story. Review me if you want to know) for half an hour, then found the kitchen and pigged out on candy and junk, making Jessica's sugar high worse. Then we started back towards the control room, but there were people in it. So we pressed ourselves against the wall of the hallway.
"Amy, I swear, someone was in here!" Protested a man in a bowtie. OMG, he wears a bowtie! Bowties are soooo cool!
"Doctor, I think you're just being paranoid!" Exclaimed a Redhead girl. "Right Rory?" She asked the other man next to her. He just stood there. I poked my head around the corner.
"Peekaboo!" I squeaked. Then pressed my self against the wall again. I exchanged a look with Jessica, and knew we're both thinking the same thing. While the people in there looked around for the source of the noise, we ran through like lightening shouting 'PEEKABOO!' down into another corridor. Now the people in the control room looked really confused. So July and I ran through screaming 'PEEKABOO!' again until reaching another corridor. We ran down it, wanting to explore some more. We found this room with a giant TV and a box full of a TV show called 'Doctor Who.' My sister was, and still is, totally obsessed with that show. The guy on the front looked exactly like the Doctor guy in the control room. So we sat down and started watching.
What felt like a few hours TARDIS time, but was really only a few minutes, later
We had watched every single episode.
"That. Was. TOTALLY EPIC!" Screamed Jessica.
"I KNOW! I'm sooooo gonna be more obsessed than my sister!" I shrieked.
"OH YEAH! To bbad they're on mid summer break right now." Sighed Jessica
"I know...OH! Look at that door across the hallway!" I shrieked, pointing out the door.
"It has a picture of a gun on it...couldn't be dangerous!" Giggled Jessica. So we walked across the hall and into a room with crates full of weapons. Jessica picked one and began eagerly sifting through it. "Bazooka...bazooka rubber band gun...sonic blaster...River's fez exploding gun...a gun like Rose's in Journey's End...Dad gum...rocket launcher...land mines...grenades...alien guns I don't know the name of...a bag to hold everything in the crates...WOW! This has everything!" Giggled Jessica. She handed me Rose's gun, River's gun, and the bazooka rudder band gun. "Here you go!"
"I have mucho grande escopeta!" I screamed. "Wanna play peekaboo some more?"
"Heck yeah!" So we ran down the hallway and out into the control room screaming 'PEEKABOO!' all the way. But the weapons must've slowed us down, because Rory and The Doctor managed to grab us.
"Darn it! We were too slow!" Cried Jessica. I checked the stopwatch I randomly pulled out of nowhere.
"Yup. .0000005 milliseconds too slow. I think it was the weapons. Speaking of which," I pulled Rose's gun out of my pocket that's bigger on the inside. "I HAVE MUCHO GRANDE ESCOPETA!" I screamed.
"Whoa! Where did you get that?" Asked Rory, letting go of me.
"Yo no se!"
"Annie. Enough with the Spanish!" Shouted Jessica.
"Por Que?" I whined.
"Porque."
"Por Que?"
"Porque."
"Por Qu-"
"Porque yo lo digo!"
"Fine." I grumbled.
"Sorry to interrupt your little chat, but how did you get in here?" Asked The Doctor. I started to say 'Yo no se!" When Jessica cut in.
"You're parked in Annie's backyard! What're we supposed to do? Walk away?" She said.
"That's what everyone else does."
"I'm on a mega sugar high, and Annie's bored. We're not everyone else!" She looked at me. "Plan 423hiccabiccaboo?"
"Hoosha." I replied. Jessica stomped on the Doctor's foot, making him let go, i grabbed Rory and we raced out the door.
"Whoa. Where're we going?" Asked Rory as we dragged him up the hill.
"You look smart, so we're taking you to check our aunt, uncle, and cousin for diabetes!"
"But I'm not a Doctor-"
"What are you then? Should we go back for the Doctor?"
"No, I'm a...nurse..." At that Jessica and I broke out in giggles.
"You're...a...nurse?" I panted as we went up the hill. Yes, I know Jessica and I watched every episode of Doctor Who, so technically we already knew, but it was so much funnier hearing him say it. Jessica and I were laughing so hard that we ran out of breath, and Rory had to piggyback us up the hill. So he was out of breath and we were fine when he reached the top. I knocked on the door.
"Hello?" Called Aunt Petunia from inside.
"Auntie! It's me and Jessica. We're worried about your health!"
"What? Come in!" She let us in and we went to the living room. "Why are you here?"
"Well, there's this type of diabetes that's cused by being really really fat, so we brought this...nurse," We giggled again. "to give you a check up! Take it away Rory!"
"Um...what?" Rory asked, obviously confused.
"You take this thing," I gave him one of those blood sugar tester thingies, "then prick their finger," I pricked Dudley's finger, "then - WHOA! DUDLEY HAS GREEN BLOOD!" Then Dudley, Aunt Petunia, and Uncle Vernon all unzipped their foreheads and turned into 8 feet tall green aliens with really long nails!
"Horror movie scream?" I asked Jessica.
"Oh yeah!" Then we did a scream like the girl in a horror movie when she see's the monster. Then we started running back towards our backyard, and into the big blue box. Once in there, Rory started telling the Doctor everything, Amy stood glaring at us, The Doctor was listening to Rory, and we just stood there. Finally getting tired of Rory's gibberish, I walked up to the Doctor.
"Long story short, our Aunt, Uncle, and Cousin are Raxacoricofallapatorian's!" I explained.
"You know this how?" Doctor asked.
"Well, there were a lot of clues, but I think the fact that they unzipped their foreheads and turned into 8 foot green aliens with black bug eyes and really long nails kinda gave it all away!"
"Okay...But I meant how did you know how to pronounce Raxacoricofallapatorian?"
"My older sister! She-"
"WAIT!" Jessica screamed. "You're the Doctor, right?" She pointed at the Doctor.
"Yes. But-"
"And you're a...Nurse, right?" We started giggling again.
"Yes." Grumbled Rory.
"Does that make you The Patient?" Jessica asked Amy.
"I am not their patient!" Screamed Amy. Jessica and I exchanged a glance. She must not know she's pregnant yet. I sent Jessica through telepathy. She rolled her eyes.
"You're right. You can't be the patient. You're totally not patient." Jessica determined.
"How bout we call her The Sassy Redhead With Anger Issues!" I suggested.
"That's good!" Agreed Jessica.
"I'll be the patient!" Said Amy, not liking her new nickname.
"Okay. The Doctor, The Nurse, and The Patient!"
I hope nobody was offended by this! I have nothing against Amy! Or Rory! Or the Doctor! Also, I'm terribly sorry if something in my spanish is wrong, I used google translate! Um...Please tell me what you think! Also, credit for The 'The Patient' bit goes to my little sis, but I came up with 'Sassy Redhead With Anger Issues'! Bye for now!
