The Legend of
Zelda
Princess
of
Light
Princess Zelda is the ruler of Hyrule Kingdom
Our story begins long ago in the Kingdom of Hyrule. The land had been at peace for hundreds of years. With the story of the Triforce forgotten, the wars died down. A young girl stood at the window, looking out upon the city that was outstretched from the gates of the castle. She had on a very noble dress. Her dark purple corset and light pink dress went very well together. Her long, golden hair flowed down her back, and a circlet was upon her brow.
The door opened, and a tall woman walked in. She had a stern look on her face, and wore tight clothing that allowed her flexibility and agility. On her chest was the mark of the Sheiak.
"Princess Zelda, your father would like to have a grand celebration in honor of your fifteenth birthday." She said to the girl.
"I will be down immediately, Impa." Zelda responded. Impa bowed and left the room. "O Goddess Hylia, please tell me my visions are incorrect." Zelda said to the air. She walked to the door and opened it. She had a long walk to get to the throne room, because her room was in the tallest tower. She walked down the spiraling staircase, and into a narrow, but grand corridor. The corridor was warmed slightly by the torches on the stone walls. Her footsteps tapped as she made her way to the throne room.
"Halt!" a guard said to her. "Oh, my apologies, milady." he told the princess, moving aside.
"No apology is needed, it is good that you stand vigilant." she told the man. She had a very noble face. Delicately long, curled eyelashes framed her azurite blue eyes. Her nose was small, but not too small. Her mouth was delicate and curved into a noble, but gentle smile. She was the beauty of the kingdom. She stood in the doorway of the throne room. The tall, arched ceilings gave the stone throne room an impressive, cavernous feeling. Bright golden light flooded in through the tall arched windows. At the end of the hall there was a throne on a raised altar. Above the throne there was a statue. Three beautiful silver women circled around a tall, golden triforce. The triforce is one triangle on top, one on the left, one on the right, and an empty upside down triangle space in the centre. In the throne sat an old, but impressive man. he had on a long, red robe. He was rather large. He had small, serious eyes, and a well kept mustache. Zelda made her way up to him.
"Zelda, my daughter," he said in an impressively loud voice, filling the whole throne room. "Happy birthday, you are now a woman in the eyes of Hyrule."
"Thank you, Father." she told him, slightly bowing her head.
"You are to be married off to Prince Nonus of the Dayhar Kingdom in three months." he told her. She looked shocked at first, but then angry.
"What?!" she said, astonished. "I am to marry that arrogant fool?!"
"Zelda, my darling, it is only a play to gain further power in the Empire. We will be even more powerful! We might even get to see the Emperor more often." he said, trying to calm her. He obviously chose the wrong words.
"IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU, A TOOL FOR POWER?!" she screamed at him, outraged.
"Guards!" the king said quickly in a fearful voice. "Take her away until she can calm herself down." Two guards ran over and grabbed her by her arms.
"Let me go!" she said, struggling. She started to glow, and with a electric sound, both guards flew off and into the walls. The smell of lightning lingered in the air. The princess looked dangerous. Her hair and dress flapped behind her in an unseen wind.
"Z-Zelda!" the king said in a small voice. "W-what is the meaning of this?"
"I have the Powers of the Goddess Hylia, Father." she told him impressively. "Haven't you read the stories of my blood line?"
"Th-those are just myths though!" he told her. Her eyes flashed dangerously, full of anger.
"Myths! You think the goddesses are myths?" she hollered. Impa ran into the room, looking alarmed.
"Princess, control your powers!" she warned Zelda.
"Wait, you know about this too?" the king asked.
"Long ago, when your people descended from the sky islands, and even before that, the Goddess Hylia made my people to protect and train the One Who the Blood of the Goddess runs in. Princesses have the Blood of Hylia." she told him in a quiet voice. "Haven't you wondered why your people were once called Hylians? Now they are named Hyrulians."
"Well, I swear, it seems like I discover something new everyday about my kingdom. Hidden Sanctuaries, gateways to the Twilight Kingdom, and that my daughter has the Powers of a Goddess." he said in an exhausted voice. "That does not mean that you can get out of marrying Nonus!" he shouted. Zelda walked out of the throne room.
"Princess, I can tell you need a break from this place," Impa told her, taking her to an empty room. "If you want, I will allow you to go into the city, but tell no one your true identity."
"Th-thank you." Zelda told her.
"If they ask your name, your name is Alice. It is a fairly common name. Here, take this cloak." Impa said, giving Zelda a long, black hooded cloak. Zelda put it on. It hid her dress from view, and most of her face was shadowed. You could see from her eyebrows down. Her circlet was completely hidden from sight.
"I shall take you to a secret way out." Impa told her. Impa led her out in the hall. She cautiously looked around the corner. They made their way through the maze-like corridors of the first floor. They entered into a small garden. It was beautiful. A small fountain gurgled in the centre. Trees ringed around it, giving it shade. Impa went to the wall across from the entrance they had come from. She tapped it right in the centre.
"Now Princess, tap this brick." she said, pointing to the centre brick she had tapped. Zelda tapped it, and the whole wall glowed golden with light. The wall flickered, and disappeared, revealing a long corridor. They entered the corridor. It looked exactly like the rest of the castle. The walls were the same huge stone blocks. Columns lined the corridor. It had an arched ceiling. The end of the corridor was a dead end.
"Tap the centre brick." Impa told Zelda. Once again she tapped, and the wall faded. Bright golden light flooded into the passageway.
"Go, Princess, before someone sees." Impa said, pushing her out. Zelda turned around, but the wall was whole once more. It seemed to be the outer wall of the castle. She turned around. She saw many houses lined up. They were made from white plaster and wood.
So this is what the houses of the commoners looks like…she thought. She walked down one of the narrow roads. She saw a man. He was clad in the garments of the commoners. A tattered pair of pants, and a similar shirt. He had messy brown hair, and a brown mustache.
"Excuse me, sir," Zelda said. "Could you tell me how to find the main street?" she asked politely.
"Mhm." he grunted. "Go down this road and take a right."
Zelda walked down the road, looking at the houses. She saw two dirty kids running around. Finally she made it to the main road. The road was made of cobblestone. Many shops and taverns lined the road. People milled around, buying things.
"Maps! Get your maps!" a vender hollered. "Don't want to get lost! It's a big city!"
Zelda walked over to the vender. She looked at the map. It was a big city! "How much will this cost?" she asked the vendor. He looked her up and down, and smiled evilly.
"33 rupees." he said smugly.
"Here you go!" she said, handing him the money. He looked astonished.
33 Rupees is not a lot. Zelda thought.
Zelda continued her walk. She saw really dirty people, wearing rags. They were infected with illnesses, and looked hungry. She could see the ribs of one little boy. She bought him a sandwich, which he ate gratefully.
How can my father let his people suffer like this? Zelda thought.
Night came quickly upon Zelda. She went into a tavern. When she opened the door, the still night was interrupted by the loud noise of the tavern. Zelda walked in. The atmosphere was cozy. The place was well lit, and the wooden walls kept the heat in, unlike the stone ones that she was so accustomed to. Drunk men danced around with beer in hand. Others shouted. A few busy women hurried around, bringing more drink to the rowdy men. She sat down at the bar, her face mostly hidden by shadows.
"What can I get for you?" the barman asked.
"I'd like a-a cup of wine." Zelda told him. He gave her a bizarre look.
"They only have that kind of stuff in the castle." he told her. "Can I get you a whiskey instead?"
"Um, can you give me the weakest drink you have?" Zelda asked.
Zelda got a milk from the barman. A man sat down next to her. He was buff, and had big muscles. He looked like he had had his fair share of fights. He looked at her.
"Can I help you?" she asked.
"Don't sas talk me, wench." he growled menacingly.
"Don't call me a wench!" she said, raising her voice.
He smacked her across the face. She got up off the floor. The music had died down, and the bar was quiet, all eyes on them.
"Wanna fight Big Max, you flimsy girl?" he taunted.
Zelda's expression of extreme anger was hidden by her cloak.
"You asked for it." she told him. She raised in the air, her cloak completely disappearing. People gasped.
"Hmph." he grunted. "A noble should not be such a difficult kill." he said, looking at her in her expensive dress. She had her eyes closed, and it looked like she was praying. Her hair blew behind her. Bolts of lightning struck Big Max. He swung at her, but she floated away. Her form shimmered, and then she was on the ground, standing a foot away from Max, her eyes closed.
In a quiet voice she said: "I am Zelda, Princess of Hyrule. You shall feel the wrath of Hylia!" She opened her eyes. They were a solid gold color and glowed with a divine light. Max swung at her, using the strongest blow he could muster. She caught his fist and twisted it. Then, with a grip of iron, she threw him into a wall by his wrist. The men cheered. As Max ran at her, she faced her palm toward him. Lightning wrapped around him. He screamed in pain, and disappeared.
"I must be going." Zelda said, her eyes back to normal. She ran out of the pub. As she walked to the castle gates she saw many guards out and about. it looked like they were searching for something.
"I don't know what the King is thinking!" one of the guards said. "The city is so big that we would have trouble trying to find her even if it wasn't night."
They were looking for her! She silently crept around them.
She made her way to the castle gates. The guard looked at her.
"Sorry, no admittance at night," he told her. "It's a law."
"Even for the Princess?" she asked in an irritated voice.
"Y-your Highness!" he said, startled. "My apologies!" He let her pass.
She made her way to the throne room. Father sat there, looking tired and worried. He looked up when he saw her and relief washed over his face.
"Zelda!" he called out. "I have been worried!"
"Why didn't you tell me." she said. It wasn't a question, it was a statement.
"Tell you what?" the king asked, clearly puzzled.
"Why didn't you tell me about our suffering people!" she screamed, filling up the room with her echoing voice. The king flinched.
"It isn't possible to have everyone happy in a kingdom. As long as there is society, there will always be the poor." he told her patiently. "Now go to your room and go to bed." he told her in a stern voice. She stormed out of the room, and went to her tower.
When she woke up, she was very confused. There was a lot of noise coming from the first floor.
We aren't getting invaded, are we? she thought. She rushed downstairs to the throne room. Several noble looking people talked to my father.
"And there's the lovely lady herself." the younger one said to her, taking her hand and kissing it. He was her age, and looked strangely familiar.
"Prince Nonus and his father, King Vanu just arrived. Your wedding will be soon, you know." Father told her. Zelda looked at Nonus with great dislike.
"I don't want to get married!" she told him.
"Come here, my sweet," Nonus said to her, pulling her by the waist and pulling her close to him. She pushed him away and stormed out of the room. She wandered the hallways of the first floor.
Why won't they listen to me, I don't want to get married! Zelda thought. Zelda stopped. She was in a really big room. It was completely round. It opened up to the night sky. It looked like the coliseum. Stone steps ringed their way down to the bottom. Zelda walked down them. There was an altar in the centre. In the centre of the alter there was a strange looking, black mirror. On the top of it was carved: Mirror of Twilight Let
This was Ancient Hylian text. Almost no one alive knew how to read it. Impa had taught her. This said The Mirror of Twilight. Impa said she had learnt it from the sages of her tribe. They were to teach the One with the Blood of the Goddess. She touched the centre of it. A vortex spiraled out from behind it. In the centre of the vortex shone the Triforce. Strange characters spiraled out from it. They were Old Hyrulian, the language spoken about two thousand years ago. This Mirror is a portal to the Twilight Realm. This is the only thing that ties the connection to our worlds.
This Mirror is a portal to the Twilight Realm. Here is the last remaining tie to our separate worlds.
Zelda walked to the portal. She looked down at her feet. Her body was turning black, and flying off in flecks of black. They spiraled to the centre of the portal, which glowed. A second later, Zelda was standing in the middle of an unknown place.
People stared at her as she walked toward what she assumed was the castle. They looked a lot different from the people of Hyrule. Their skin was grey and black, and they dressed in less clothing. She made my way to the unguarded throne room. A girl about her age was arguing with the king. Zelda went closer.
"But Father!" the girl said to the king. "Don't trust this man! He is no good!"
"Midna, he promises us great power, like the powers of our tribe's Ancient Magic." he told her. "He also says that he can connect our worlds again."
"I can see the evil that lurks in his eyes! He will destroy us for our power." she told him. The king saw Zelda.
"Oh my." he said. Midna turned around. She had long, orange hair that went down her face and was tied at the centre of her chest. She wore black robes. The inside glowed blueish green, and had an intricate design. Her chest was grey, and the part of her breasts that she could see were pitch black. Her face was also grey. Her eyes were beautiful. She wore eye makeup that gave her the appearance of a raven. Her circled had a pendant that touched the tip of her nose. Her purple lips were drawn in a look of shock. You could see her stomach. She had a perfect form like Zelda did. Her narrow waist and perfect hips were also grey. At her hips hung a black skirt. One of her legs came out of the skirt. She was the most interesting girl Zelda had ever seen. One of her legs was pitch black, and the other was grey. Her hands were black, and had the same designs that here robe had, except these glowed that blueish green.
"Are you from the Light World?" Midna asked Zelda.
"Yes. Where am I?" Zelda asked.
"The Kingdom of Twilight." the King of Twilight told her.
"I am the Twilight Princess, Midna." Midna told her.
"I am Zelda, Princess of Hyrule." she said.
"Is it true," Midna said. "that you have the Blood of the Goddess Hylia?"
"Yes," Zelda told her. "Tell me, how did this realm come to be?"
"Well," the King said. "Long ago we were also once as you are now, but a tribe of us had strong magic. We quickly rose to power. Then came the First Conquest of the Triforce. Everyone tried to use its powers, but we alone were powerful enough to wield it. Many horrible battles were fought over it. We began to master its powers. The Three Goddesses saw that we were gaining power, so they banished us to this world and took away most of our magic. There is only one tie to the Light World, the Mirror of Twilight. Only a person from the Light World can take us through. We can also close it or the leader of the Twilight can destroy it." he told Zelda. "My daughter Midna has helped our land to thrive. There is not one person that goes hungry. It is a peaceful place."
"If you do not mind, My lord-" Zelda started.
"Please, call me Talla." he interrupted.
"Can Midna come to my world? I-she could really help it, and I could let you come to our world and stay there." she told him.
"A man named Ganondorf has promised us the same thing." he told Zelda.
"G-Ganondorf!" Zelda gasped. "You cannot, must not, trust that man!" Zelda told him. "He caused the most recent wars. I thought Father had him executed. He is the most dangerous fiend in history!"
"See Father!" Midna said triumphantly. "I told you he wasn't a good man." Footsteps echoed behind us. I turned around.
Zelda's Point Zelda's Point of View Point of View
Zelda, Princess of Hyrule Kingdom and of Light
"Well, well." Ganondorf smiled. "If it isn't Princess Zelda."
"Ganondorf." I said coldly.
He rushed at me. Before he reached me, he was thrown back by a glowing wall of magic.
"You are no match for my powers!" I told him.
I held him in place with my magic and walked up to him.
"Hmph! Just as I thought," I said, examining him. "Spirit of Demise. I see that history is playing out. We have the Blood of the Goddess, Spirit of Demise, but where is the Blood of the Hero?" I asked. Ganondorf bared his teeth.
"Hm. Hm. Hm." he laughed. "The thing is, Princess, I don't know!" he told me.
"Leave at once, Ganondorf!" Midna shouted.
"Okay, then." he smirked. "We will be going." He grabbed me and teleported.
The next thing that I knew was that I was trapped inside a giant crystal. It was transparent pink, so I could see through it.
"Awake at last, I see, Princess." Ganondorf said.
"Let me go!" I shouted, pounding on the crystal.
"If you can teleport out." he winked. "I want to train you! For Din's sake!" he cursed. "I am not evil anymore! Hylia changed me! Goddess damn!" he cursed. "I have discovered how to master the powers of the Goddesses, well, the three, not Hylia." he told me. I focused on getting out, on the area under the crystal. My form shimmered and glowed, and with a poof, I was under the crystal, free from it.
"Ugh! Why did you have to trap me!?" I asked.
"To awaken your powers even further." he said patiently. "There are great threats awakening in this world, and we need to be prepared to face them."
"But I thought you were the evil a-hole that everyone hated!" I said to him.
"No! That was years ago! Now, I assume you know how to conjure up a ball of lightning." he said.
I conjured up the lightning and threw it at him. He made it stop in mid air with purple energy. I pushed with my mental strength. Lines of bright golden energy flowed from my hand, propelling the ball forward, knocking him off his feet.
"H-how is that possible?" he asked. "I am supposed to be the strongest mortal alive." he said in disbelief.
"No one can rival the House of Hylia at magic." I told him.
"The House of..?"
"Hylia," I finished. "There are a few other castles in Hyrule Kingdom. You haven't learnt the geography of the Empire have you?" I asked.
"I thought the world was just Hyrule." he said sheepishly.
"The Empire is the world. It is divided up into twelve kingdoms. The capitol of the Empire is called Eden. The Kingdom of Eden is the First Kingdom. Hyrule is the third. We are the second largest kingdom, but the fourth most powerful in the empire. There are a few counts and countesses that have castles in Hyrule. Like the House of Rambolt. The House of Hylia is the leading family in Hyrule. We are the most powerful magic casters in the world. Usually the women are stronger than the men." I explained.
"Oh." Ganondorf said.
"Watch this, and you might want to protect yourself." I told him. I started to pray, my head on top of my clasped hands. I rose my face to the ceiling, eyes closed. Then I floated up about five feet into the air. I finally opened my eyes, and they were pure gold, and glowed. Ganondorf looked shocked. I floated around and said, "Fight me, give me all you got!" in a much older sounding voice. Ganondorf came at me, casting balls of purple energy at me. Without even using magic to reflect them, they bounced off of me. He swung at me with his sword, but I floated away and casted lightning. Pillars of lightning circled around him, finally shattering his defenses. I dropped out of the air.
"Let me fight you on the ground.." I told him. He swung at me with his sword, but I caught it with my bare hand, right on the blade and threw it at the wall. He looked truly scared. He went to hit me with his hand. His hand glowed with purple energy. Had I not been in my Goddess form, it might have killed me. His hand struck me, and he yelped in pain. I caught his next blow, and drained him of his powers. He slumped on the ground. I rose into the air again, and started my praying form. A soft breeze blew from behind me, and revitalized Ganondorf. I dropped gracefully to the ground, back to normal.
"I-that was impressive!" Ganondorf said in awe.
"I command the powers of Hylia. She was the most powerful of the Four Goddesses. It-it's all coming back to me." I said with my eyes closed. "Ungh!" I moaned, dropping to my knees.
"Princess!" Ganondorf exclaimed in a worried voice.
"I-!" I started. "Ungh! Gah!" I screamed. The centre of my chest started glowing under my dress. Finally a golden orb came from my chest and floated a foot away. It grew bigger and bigger. I could see the outline of someone. From the light stepped a Woman.
"Hello, My name is Hylia, Goddess of the Triforce." She said to me. Oddly enough, I could tell what she was saying, even though only the Sheiak could speak Ancient Hylian. She said Hullo, I am called Hylia, Goddess of the Triforce.
"I am called Zelda. I command your power. Your Blood runs in my veins." I said. I am called Zelda. I command your powers. Your blood runs in my veins.
"I can speak your language." she told me. She was beautiful. I shared a great resemblance to her. I had her hair, but hers was loose and hung down her back. It was beautiful in a different way than mine. She had the same eyes as me, and the same face. She just looked a lot wiser.
"It-it's an honor to see you, Hylia." I told her.
"Tell me, why is it that your people are called Hyrulians, instead of Hylians?" She asked, ignoring my comment.
"Well, as you know," I started. "the Kingdom of Hyrule used to be called the Kingdom of Hylia. Over time, hundreds of years after your rein, smaller Noble houses started forming. The king began to be called the High Rule, for he was the highest in power. Old Hylian it was spelt like 'Hyrule' and then the Kingdom was called Hyrule a few hundred years later. The people began to call themselves Hyrulian, not knowing why they were called 'Hylians,' for they worshiped you, but did not think they shared any connection with you. Now in the Land, the only Hylian Blood, your blood, is in the women of the House of Hylia, and in the Hero's descendants." I told her.
"It is good that you know the history of Hylia…excuse me, Hyrule very well, if you are to be the ruler of it." she told me. "It is very interesting how men dominate us women, is it not?" she asked. "I was always defending the Hero. The leader of Hylia…or Hyrule is supposed to be the woman, not the men. After a few leaders, that changed." she huffed. "I have come to help you." she told me. "You have a journey ahead of you. I grant you full access to my powers, O Child of My Blood. I grant you powers of the Three Golden Goddesses, and bestow upon you the power of Healing. I also grant upon you the knowledge of Hyrule. The Power of Pure Sight, the power to give and bestow gifts upon others. I also grant you the powers of Shadow, the very powers I gave to the Clan of the Sheiak. Assume your true form, and let our souls merge into one!" she said dramatically, raising her hands to the sky. Sunshine filled the room, bathing me and Hylia in a holy light.
"Let the Ceremony of the Merging of Souls begin!" she called out. We both floated up in the air, hands together in prayer, heads bowed, touching our hands. A golden electricity circled around us, crackling and sparking. The room went pitch black, with the exception of our bodies and the golden electricity. Our bodies glowed golden. Our bodies pressed against each other and the electricity spun faster and faster, sounding high pitched. Then, it was over. I dropped to the ground. I didn't feel different, but wait! I closed my eyes. The memories of old came to me. The building of the Hyrule Palace, the Great War, and even that Hyrule used to be the capitol of the Empire. My senses were sharper. I could hear the ragged breaths from a shocked Ganondorf. I could also see more details and the colors were more vibrant. Is this pure sight?
Pure Sight is the ability to see the path when all seems lost. A voice said in my mind.
Hmm. She said I have the Powers of Shadow too… It was as if I already knew how to use all of my powers. It's the Wisdom of Hylia. I looked down at my body. It shimmered slightly with a golden light.
"So, Princess-or should I say Hylia-what are we to do now?" Ganondorf asked.
"We must find the Hero." I told him. I analyzed Ganondorf. Only the powers of Chaos. He needs more if he is to help us.
"I need to give you more powers, Ganondorf, you cannot hope to battle evil with evil." I told him.
"Oh, okay." he said to me. He had a kind heart. He was a tool of the Twinrova in the last Great War. Controlled and brainwashed by their evil magic.
"By the Powers in me, I grant you the Powers of Magic and Defense, and of Light." I told him. A holy light bathed him. "I wash away the evil magic that surrounds you and make you a new man! From this day, and forward, you shall be known-not as the villain you once were-but as Ganon, the White." I told him in an impressive voice. His robes of black turned white, and an aura of silver surrounded him. Now he can use magic for offensive attacks, defense for helping his team, and Light for overcoming dark magic, and fighting evil.
"Let us practise our new powers." he told me. He clapped his hands, and ten large dragons appeared. One of them lashed out at me. In a puff of smoke, I was gone. Powers of Shadow. I used the powers of nature on it. Vines and roots wrapped around the dragon's legs and body, holding it down. My hand glowed with a golden light. I punched it in the head, and it crumbled to dust. I looked over and saw Ganon receive a nasty blow to the arm, making it gush blood.
"Here!" I called, pointing a finger at him. His body was wrapped in a green energy, healing his wounds. I called upon my powers of battle. I was wearing Paladin's Armor. It was a white breast plate, and armor that ended at my hips. I had on white metal boots that went to my knees, and both of my thighs were bare. I wore no helm, but just my normal circlet. In my hand was a Mighty sword. The blade was pure white, and the handle and hilt were silver. The cross guard fanned out in the shape of birds wings. The pommel had a pure white stone in it that radiated a holy light. The dragon turned around to face me. I walked up to it calmly. It snapped at me. I backflipped and evaded it's attack.
"It's your funeral." I told it. It snapped at me again. "Die!" I screamed. I jumped about fifteen feet in the air and flipped onto its head. I stabbed it right in the center of its skull and backflipped off. I sensed a dragon behind me. I threw my sword behind me and turned around. The sword impaled it right in the head.
"Watch out!" Ganon shouted. I felt a dragon claw right behind me. I turned into a puff of smoke and disappeared, reappearing right behind it. I pulled out a pure white lance and threw it at the dragon, impaling it right through the neck. I turned, and my eyes widened in shock as a giant, red paw hit me in the chest and sent my flying into a wall. I hit the wall with such force that dust fell from the ceiling. Dazed, I got up. I ran at the dragon, my vision red with anger. I jumped up and punched it in the chest so hard that I stopped its heart. I cut my hand on its sharp scaled. It disappeared. Golden blood dripped from my hand. I could already see it mending.
"That was amazing!" Ganon breathed. I nodded my acknowledgement.
"We should return to Midna's Palace. I will send a fairy to find the Hero and help him to the castle." I said. I raised a hand, and a portal of light opened up out of thin air. "Come forth, Neri." I called. A pale blue orb flew out of the portal. Now, these fairies are different from the rest of the Empire's. Our fairies are a special breed called Hylia's Fairies. They are a glowing orb with fairy wings. Neri looks like a Hylia's Fairy, but she is a spirit; the Spirit of Wisdom.
"How can I assist you, Lady Hylia, or should I call you Princess Zelda?" she asked in a relatively high voice. It wasn't shrill like other fairies, and we do have those other ones too. It was more like a twelve year old girl's voice.
"Zelda is fine. I want you to find the boy with the Blood of the Hero. You do have the Power of Pure Sight?"
"Yes, Zelda." she told me.
"Lead him to the Hyrule Palace, please. When he gets there, I will meet with him, but do not tell him of his true identity. Only tell him that Zelda, Princess of Hyrule must meet with him." I told her. She bounced around eagerly.
"Bye!" she called out, streaking away in a comet of white.
"Now, speaking of leaving, we have to go to Midna." I said to Ganon. He grunted. I waved a hand, and another portal opened. It was golden, and swirled mysteriously. We went through.
Story Transition-Switching to Link POV
Link's Point of View
Link is the one with the Blood of the Hero
"Link!" a voice called. "LINK!" this time it was more urgent. A woman appeared. Everything was black, except her. She had long, flowing blue hair, and a benevolent smile. Her blue eyes beamed with kindness. Her flowing clothes were noiseless as she walked up to me. She lightly caressed a half circle shaped hand harp. She played a comforting melody.
"This is the Ballad of the Goddess. She is the one you must seek out." the woman told me. She had a gentle voice full of kindness.
"The one name Zelda, seek her out."
"Wh-who are you?" I asked.
"I am Nayru, the Goddess of Wisdom, Time, and Prophecy." she said in her gentle voice. She gave me a small smile. "I know your fate is a hard one, but you must accept your destiny. Soon, all will be explained. You must get to Hyrule Palace. But first, go to the Temple in the Woods. It is near your village. A spirit will guide you there." she explained. A small light appeared behind her, slowly expanding.
"I don't have long, young Link. I wish you the best. I will walk with you in your dreams. Awaken, Hero!" she called out, her voice getting fainter as the light grew, obscuring her from view. With a gasp, I awoken. I got up and looked in my mirror. My hair looked good. My bangs sweep over to one side, and my side locks swayed with me. My pointed ears were red from the heat. All of us Hylians have pointed ears. I love my village. We live in the trees. Our houses are made in the trees. We are powerful with nature magic, so we sing the trees into shape. I had the melody of the Ballad of the Goddess in my head. Something clicked in my head. When I was seven, mother died, and now I live with my grandpa and Grandma. I sang the words of the song my mother used to sing to me.
"Hem Tasheh bu, Keni, ooh loo. Yah, ma-hana sheh na tu nu." those were the words that I remember. There was more. It is in the language of her people. She came from a village deep in the woods. The people all spoke Hylian, the language of the Kingdom of Hylia, long ago before the kingdom was called Hyrule. Her people watched over the princesses. When she died, I had to come and live with my father's parents. My father had left and never was seen again. The song mean: "The Goddesses, Din and Nayru." I spoke Hylian and Modern Hyrulian. My teachers don't like me speaking Hylian. They say, "You are fifteen, and still have not met someone else who speaks Hylian." I got dressed in a simple long sleeve shirt and cloth pants. They were both kaki colored and loose cloth. I went outside and sat in the grass. The village brats came up to me.
"It's Link!" the said malevolently. "Sulking because you have no parents?" they asked in a mock-gentle voice. "Loser!" they said. Tears swelled in my eyes. I ran away into the forest. I went to a small spring that no one knows about. The water is pure and warm. It is crystal clear. The white sand was gentle on my feet. A small waterfall fed into the spring. A ray of holy looking golden light shone through the thick forest canopy and illuminated the water, turing it gold. From the top of the waterfall shone a golden light. Then a pale blue orb appeared. It streaked towards me. It was a fairy. I love seeing wild fairies in the forest. I have never seen one this color before. They are usually green or red.
"I found you at last!" she said excitedly, flying right into my chest. A ring of blue surrounded us. The fairy exploded into a screen of blue. A woman stepped out of the screen. She was they woman from my dreams!
"Hello, Link." she said, smiling. I smiled back. "So long have I wanted to see you, and now I can reveal myself to you in the waking realm. It is an honor to finally meet you." she said, bowing her head. "Your mother would be proud." she said sadly.
"Y-you knew my mother?" I asked, my voice full of emotion.
"Indeed." Nayru said, nodding her head. "She is a spirit now. She is the spirit of Hope. Spirits can assume a humanoid form. That is the difference between Hylia's Fairy and a Spirit. You need to find Zelda. Find her in Hyrule Palace. But first, you must go to the Temple in the Forest. Neri will lead you." she told me. "Here, take this sword." she pulled out a sword from thin air. It had a blue hilt and pommel. The cross guard stuck out like wings, and the blade was long. It had the Symbol of the Triforce. "It is the Master Sword." she told me.
"Thank you, Lady Nayru." I said breathlessly.
"Please," she smiled. "Call me Nayru. I must go back to the Palace of the Goddesses. I will always be watching over you. I give you my protection." she told me. "Now, find the Temple in the Forest." she said, her words flowing away like a gust of Wind. She was gone, Neri back to normal.
"We must find Zelda!" Neri said to me.
"Nayru said to find the Temple in the Forest first." I told her.
"I-I know where that is!" she said. "I can take you there!" She flew ahead of me, to the waterfall.
"I can't climb up that! No one can!" I told her.
"And for a good reason too!" Neri told me. "We are using the passage!" She flew to the center of the waterfall, and some moss flew off. A glowing crest appeared. It looked like: h A line appeared, and split it in half. Two doors swung open, revealing a passage way.
"This is the entrance!" Neri said happily. They entered the Temple.
Now We check Back in with Zelda and Ganon
Zelda's Point of View
Hmmm I wonder how their Journey is going?
"Welcome to Castle Town, thank you for-" the guard stopped mid-word. "Why, Princess Zelda!" he said. He bowed. I walked through the city in a very noble fashion. Midna walked beside me, and Ganon, behind us.
Many people stared at Midna.
"So this is how your kind look." Midna noted. "Your castle looks very big." she told me, pointing to the big structure in the distance.
"Yes. Midna, do you know how to fight?" I asked her.
"Yes. I am very skilled in Shadow Magic and Twilight Magic. I also am very good with physical fighting like swords and fists." she told me.
"Good, follow me!" I told her. I ran, my dress billowing behind me. She chased after me. We stopped, panting, in front of the Arena. We could really get famous here. It was huge! It was a circular stone building that rose two hundred feet tall. Many people lost, but if you could fight, you could get famous. I put my hands together like praying. My body shimmered, and I turned into a form that I had been trying out; Sheik. He is a boy, about my age. He is from the Sheiak Tribe. They are very agile and good at fighting. My clothes were tight. They were basically a one piece clothing article with the mark of the Sheiak on them. It looks like: f
I also had a cloth covering my face. My hair was braided down my back, but part of it covered one of my eyes.
"Let's go!" I told Midna. My voice still sounded the same. I hadn't really transformed, it is just a disguise.
We were in the Arena, ready to fight. Me and Midna went back to back as some gladiators came up to us. I kicked one, and then slammed him on the ground. I tried to use magic, but it didn't work. Maybe I can't in this form. I turned back to Zelda, and the crowd gasped.
"And it seems like Team Midna's Sheik is actually Princess Zelda!" the commentator said. I was surrounded by three gladiators. I raised my hands skyward and a ball of light appeared in my hands. I threw it at my feet, and the gladiators died. Midna was having some trouble. I summoned a ball of fire and incinerated the gladiators. I sensed one behind me. I wheeled around and caught him by the neck and raised him airborne. I slammed him on the ground and he died.
"Such grace! Such power!" the commentator said over the roar of the crowd. Just to put it out there, we are not killing fellow Hyrulians, these are monster lizards with swords. More of them rushed out. Me and Midna rose in the air, both praying, facing each other.
"With the Powers of Light," I chanted.
"And the Powers of Twilight," Midna said after me.
"We join together and destroy the Enemy!" we said in unison. Light addicted from my body, and twilight from Midna. Suddenly on Midna's side, day turned to Twilight. to the crowd it was a giant sphere. Half light, half Twilight. It exploded outward, killing the gladiators. About five hours later, we were at the top of the championship list for most kills. 5,240! We went to the castle gates at twilight. The guards opened it. Ganon was with us now.
We walked into the throne room to find Father and Nonus chatting. They stopped when they saw us.
"Thank the Goddesses that you are safe!" Nonus cried out. He ran to me and embraced me. I pushed him away.
"Father, we have pressing news." I told him.
"Why is Ganon with you, and why is that evil shade with you?" he asked sharply.
"They are not-" I started.
"Take them to the dungeon!" Father roared. Guards seized them.
"NO!" I screamed. "Midna!"
"Now, what were you saying?" Father asked.
"You cannot treat me like a lowly princess anymore, Father." I said coldly.
"I am the king, and I will do as I want!" he snarled. Nonus looked scared about the argument.
"Go to your tower until you are summoned!" Father said harshly, spit flying from his lips.
"No." I said simply and calmly.
"NO?!" he screamed. "I could have you executed."
"I cannot die." I told him impressively. "I am the Goddess Hylia." I said. The room rang with an awkward silence.
"What?!" Father said in a deadly quiet voice.
"You do not command me! I am the Goddess Hylia!" I said impressively, my voice echoing off the walls. I took a knife out from a fold in my dress and unsheathed it. I cut a thin, long line on my forearm. Ignoring the pain as it went down. Golden blooded oozed from the wound. In five seconds, it healed. My father had an incredulous look on his face. It turned to anger.
"I am the leader of this kingdom! Not you, not the Goddesses! Me!" he shouted.
"No, Father. In the beginning, when this was called Kingdom of Hylia, I was the leader. Princesses by the name 'Zelda' have always been leader, until men usurped us." I told him.
"Heh, because you women do not have the strength of us men!" he said insanely.
"Then let us test your power against mine." I told him.
"Okay." he said. I just noticed something. He isn't my father! He is my Father's brother! He killed my dad!
"Corvus!" I screamed. He flinched. "You bastard! You killed my Father!"
I flew at him, breaking his nose. He stabbed me in the stomach with a knife. I backflipped away.
"Nonus!" I called to the perfect looking prince. "Cover me while I cast!" I told him. He pulled out his sword and battled with my uncle. A golden circled appeared around me, glowing as I chanted. I had my arms in prayer.
"Nami saer, ha am ano kal, vaer sae unu. Hem tashe bu, nu nu ni, naku ah, vonu." I chanted. O Goddesses, grant me your powers. Let me destroy the one who killed my Father. At this point, I rose three feet of the ground, arms outstretched, light coming off my body. A wave of light flew off.
"I'm ready!" I told Nonus. Time froze. This would destroy the usurper, and set the Prophecy in motion. The Three Goddesses stood around me. Din, Nayru, and Farore. They each had their instruments. Din danced, Nayru played the harp, and Farore the drums.
"Goddesses, Din and nayru, farore grant me, your powers. Awaken the Hero from his sleep, soon us to save, the land Hylia, we fight to save the light, of the Triforce." I sang. The Goddesses rose their hands to the sky and a huge ball of energy killed the usurper.
"Thank you Nonus." I told him. I turned to the Goddesses, but they had already left, except Nayru.
"Please, Zelda, a boy named Link will soon come. You must grant him audience." she told me.
I nodded. "You will see it done." I told her. She smiled and disappeared on a gentle breeze. Nayru's Wind.
"If a boy named Link is to come to the Castle, let him in." I told the had a puzzled look. "Send him to the Castle Garden." I went to the Castle Garden and waited. I had a plan. If this boy was the true Hero he would be able to follow me into that place. The garden is a beautiful place. Its more of a giant courtyard. In the middle there is a large stone fountain. The pure water is surrounded by Hylia's Fairies of all colors. The emerald green grass is soft. The bushes of flowers emit a sweet sent that makes most happy. I wanted this to be cool.
Link's Point of View
"I am here to see Zelda." I told the guard. He looked at me weirdly. These castle people are weird and terse.
"Would you be Link?" he said in a gruff voice.
"Y-yes I am." I told him.
"How do I know that yer not lyin' an' tryna get into the castle?" he asked suspiciously.
"Sir, how did you know young Link's name?" Neri asked.
"Oi! A fricken fairy! Keep out of it, miss!" he said to her.
"I am not a fairy, you dunderhead! I am a spirit! Lady Zelda summoned me to find Link!" she huffed.
"Right, now, Miss Zelda wants you ter meet 'er in the Gardens." he told me. "I assume yer fairy-I mean spirit can lead you there?" he asked me.
"Yes. I know where it is. I was here when this castle was built." she snapped.
"Go inside then!" he barked. The guards opened the gates, and we walked through the gatehouse of the castle. It wasn't anything special. Stone walls and floors. Soldiers and guards milled around.
We went out of the gate house and into a kind of wild looking field. There was a dirt path leading to the castle. We walked the path, encountering some soldiers, and carriages that bore nobles.
Finally, we reached the keep of the castle. It was amazing. At the tallest tower, it was probably about a thousand feet tall. The castle was gargantuan. It sprawled around for many miles in every direction. It must have taken years to build! We entered the castle.
The entrance hall was amazing! Red carpets covered the stone floors, golden braziers lined the halls. Red velvet curtains framed the windows. Knights walked around, chatting with other knights. Maids cleaned up the castle and gossiped.
"Come on!" Neri said. "This way!" she streaked down a long hall with few people. A few more turns later, and we were at the open doors of a beautiful garden. A girl with very long, golden hair stood facing the opposite wall. She had on a very noble looking dress. The wall in front of her glowed, and revealed a passage. Quietly, she went in, and I slipped in after her, careful to not make noise. What is this place? The walls were stone, like the rest of the castle, but they were mossy, like no one had been here for quite a while. The floors had a tattered red rug that was faded and ragged. The girl held out her hand in front of her and a glow emitted from it. She walked up to an old looking altar. The crumbled steps did not give way to her delicate step. She stopped in the center of the altar and said:
"Welcome, Link." her voice was gentle, but had a ring of command in it. A lot like Nayru's.
"H-how do you know my name?" I asked her.
"I sent Neri to search for you." she said simply. "You are the Blood of the Hero." she told me. I stood there confused.
"The what?" I said in Hylian. (The what?)
"You are the blood of the Hero." she said, to my amazement. (You are the Blood of the Hero)
"You can speak Hylian too?" I asked, bewildered.
"Hylia is but another name for me." she responded. "I have merged souls with the Goddess. I am called Zelda."
The room rang with a powerful feeling after she said her name.
"I was told to find you." I told her.
"Neri completed her task. I see that you were not harmed." she said to me.
"Nayru is watching over me." I told her.
"Pshaw! Who said that?" Zelda asked in a mocking voice.
Zelda's Point of View
"I did." a gentle voice said from behind me. I wheeled around to face the blue haired goddess.
"Nayru." I said curtly.
"Zelda." she said back. "Why do you mock him? The one with the Blood of the Hero. I know it is hard to forgive the way that your father was killed, but you must if you are to move on. Don't you want revenge?" she asked me.
"Yes I do!" I said passionately.
"Use that on the true enemy." she told me in her gentle voice.
"I don't know who the enemy is!" I shouted.
"His name is Zoran. He lurks in the shadows, causing grief and fear from behind the scenes. Civil wars have been raging on all throughout the Empire. He influences the Emperor's mind. Soon, all of the Empire will be under his control." she told me.
"You must train this boy to help you. In the end, magic alone will not overcome him. The Twinrova are his puppets."
"Well, I will start!" I said fiercely. Nayru nodded.
"I must go, blessings onto thee, Hylia." she said, disappearing in a gust of wind.
"Link." I said. "I know that you are skilled with the sword, for I watched over you as you made your journey. Are you good with any magic?" I asked him.
"Us people from Ordon Village are skilled at Nature Magic. But I can use Shadow Magic too; my mother was from the Sheiak Tribe." he told me. "I would like to expand my skills though." he added.
"By the Power in me, I grant you Powers unknown to you! You will now be able to use the Powers of Fire, Water, and Light. You can use Nayru's Wind!" I told him. A vortex of fire, wind, water, and light surrounded him. They swirled into his breast and were gone.
"Thank you, Zelda." he panted. "Can Neri still stay with us?" he asked in a rather childish voice.
"Yes, but to strengthen our power even more, I will summon the other Spirits." I told him assuringly. "Spirits of Courage and Power, come forth and accompany me, Hylia, Goddess of the Triforce." I called out. A portal appeared, and a red and yellow version of Neri came out. The red one said, "I am Leaf, the Spirit of Power. May my Flames give you the strength to fell even the strongest of enemies."
"I am Ciela, the Spirit of Courage. May my Courage give you the will to fight." the yellow spirit said.
"Now, we must find Ganon and Midna." I said. "I do not know where the dungeons are though." I said in a sad voice.
"You can use the Powers of Twilight to bend the reality of the Light World!" Neri told me.
"You're right!" I beamed. I summoned the power of Twilight. The room became oddly silent. The color of everything changed. Flecks of black swirled around in the orange-red light. The spirits's colors were more vibrant in the darker place.
"Wh-what did you do!" Link said in a shocked voice. "You-are-a-Hylian-from-the-Light-World!" he said angrily.
"It is only a sphere of twilight surrounding us with a diameter of 40 feet. It isn't like I turned the whole land into twilight!" I snapped. "I am the leader of Hyrule-and wait, did you say I am a Hylian?!" I asked in a shocked voice.
"I-I was taught that by my mother. School says that we are Hyrulians not Hylians." he said bitterly. "We are Hylia's people."
"Yes! Your mother taught you well. My mentor is from the Shadow Tribe too!" I told him. "Long have they watched over princesses of the Hylian Family." I said excitedly.
"Can she come with us on our journey?" Link asked me.
"Yes." I responded. We walked out into the garden. I looked at the ground. I could see under it! The hidden entrance to the dungeon seemed to be right under the fountain! I closed my eyes and ended the flow of the magic. What most did not know about my family is that we have the power to communicate with our minds.
Impa! I called out. I am at the Castle Garden! Come quickly please!
On my way, Princess. She responded. Suddenly she appeared out of the shadows.
"We need to get into the dungeons! Do you know how to open the passage?" I asked Impa.
"Yes, stand back." she told me. She walked up to the fountain and jumped on the center of it, careful to not get wet, and touched a button in the center. Two small walls appeared in the fountain. A part of the fountain disappeared and the water flowed onto the grass. The stone fell down, creating steps. The staircase was big enough to walk side by side.
"Are you Link?" Impa asked Link.
"Yes, but how did you know?" he asked.
"I am your mother's sister." she told him. We lakes down the stairs. We were in a long hallway with little holes in the walls at regular intervals. I looked through one of them. They were for eyes! You could see into a cell and see who was in there. Two skeletons. Not them. We made our way around the corridor, which was actually circular. We finally made it to Midna and Ganon's cell. The guard was gone! The cell was grungy. The chipped stone walls and floors looked uncomfortable. There were no beds. Midna and Ganon sat against the wall chatting.
"I think this is just a plot to weaken our people." Ganon told her.
"Speak reasonably. Zelda did not want that to happen. Her Father just freaked out. She will rescue us." Midna responded in a cool voice. I touched a button on the wall, and the wall slid apart.
"Midna! Hurry! This way!" I hissed at her. She looked up with a look of surprise. She and Ganon got up and quickly ran into our passage. The doors closed. No sooner had they closed, a guard came by. We were back in the garden.
"I am so sorry! That man was an impostor." I told them. Ganon grunted.
"Who is this?" Midna asked, pointing to Link.
"I am Link." Link told her.
"Ah!" Midna said in a suggestive voice. "I see. So Zelda, how did it happen?" she asked me in that voice, raising an eyebrow, a mischievous glint in her eye.
"It's not like that at all!" I said defensively, shocked at what she was implying.
"One handsome lad not enough, eh?" she smirked.
"I-we-he!" I struggled to make words.
"I'm just joking with you!" Midna laughed. "Don't get your pantyhose in a knot." her expression turned serious. "I see you used Twilight Magic." she said in a serious tone.
"Yea." I said.
"I could sense it, a disturbance in the air. It is not meant to be, here in the Light World. I could feel it. You are a good caster." she told me.
We all walked into the throne room. The guards looked at us.
"Hey! You two! Get over here!" one yelled, seizing Ganon and Midna.
"Unhand them!" I yelled.
"No!" the guard said, unsheathing his weapon.
"You would dare take up arms against your leader?" I shouted. He slashed at me, barely missing me. I flipped over him and kicked him in the back of the head. He went flying into a wall and did not get up.
We walked out of the castle and made the short journey by foot to the city. We walked through the hustle and bustle of the busy city. It was packed with people. People did not pay us any attention. We went to a tavern.
"Can we get a room please?" I asked the lady. We were at the Golden Goddess Inn, the most expensive tavern in all of Hyrule Castle Town.
"That will be 780 rupees, please." she told me. Link made a noise in his throat as I passed over the money as if it was nothing. The lady looked at me and her eyes widened.
"Oh, my! Princess Zelda! You're staying here!" Here is your money back! Please, have our penthouse!" she said in an excited voice. She bowed to me, and then ran to the back room. A few minutes later she came out with a very wealthy looking man. He was the owner. He had a thin mustache that curled upward at the ends. He wore a black suit and a tall black top hat.
"Dear me!" he said in a voice that sounded like the wealthy nobles of my dad's…no my court. Very elegant and proper…unlike me, according to the nobles.
"Hello." I said politely, bowing my head.
"Follow me, milady!" he said, taking off his top hat and bowing. We followed him up the main staircase. The rails were golden, and a red carpet covered most of the stone steps. We trudged up the stairs for a long time until we reached a long hallway. It had one doorway. It was large. The arched doors were made out of gold. They had a large triforce design. He took out a large, golden key and handed it to me. I unlocked the door and the rest of the party entered.
"Princess." the man said to me. "Could I have a word over here?" he asked, pointing to a place away from the others.
"Sure." I told him, walking over to the place.
"Princess, why do you travel with those people?" he asked me.
I stared blankly at him.
"You travel with a Demon of the Shadows, the Betrayer, and a bumpkin." he told me.
"You have it wrong." I told him coldly. "I travel with the Princess of Twilight, Lord Ganondorf the White, and the One with the Blood of the Hero."
"But why?" he asked.
"That is none of your concern." I told him.
"Tell me!" he said angrily, grabbing me by the shoulders and shaking me.
I slapped him and pushed him into the wall.
"I could have you executed for assault." I told him cooly. "Don't you ever touch me! I am your leader do not question my actions and what I do." He got back up and walked toward me.
"My apologies." he said in an oily voice.
"You are dismissed." I told him, turning my back to him and walking into the room.
The room was dimly lit. It was very cavernous. The ceiling must have been thirty feet above us. Pillars lined the entrance hallway. Tall, oak doors were between the marble pillars. The hallway led into a large, circular room. The pillars ringed the room. Stone steps led into the centre of the room where several posh, red velvet couches sat surrounding a golden circular table. Pillars circled at the top of the stairs, and red shears slightly blocked the view of the couches. Some were pulled back. My friends sat on the couches, talking. I walked down, my heels clacking on the marble stairs.
"What happened?" Link asked me.
"The damn bastard tried to force me to tell him what we were doing." I growled. Midna got up and walked up to me. Her hips swayed slightly. She put her hands on my shoulders.
"Don't let those people have power over you, you are their ruler, not their daughter." she told me.
"Thanks." I told her softly.
"Let's take a bath, Zelda." she told me.
"Okay." I told her. I looked at her and saw a glint of mischief in her eye as she looked at Link.
"Care to join us?" she asked Link.
"In-in the bath?" he asked nervously.
"I bet you want a little peek of the Princess's…" she said, motioning at my breasts. Link turned a few shades of red.
"Midna!" I said in a shocked voice.
"Let's go." she said, leading me. We walked down the entrance hall. We took the door closest to the circular room. It led into a big room with a large bed. It was a king sized bed with a canopy. The shears were a golden color. The bedspread was deep red with a golden triforce design on the centre. Same with the pillows. The walls were the same royal red, and the trim was golden. The floors were stone. A tall vanity dresser was on the opposite wall of the bed, which was centered in the room. The wood was dark oak. A door was right across from us. We walked through it. It led to a bathroom. Hylian bathrooms are a lot different from the rest of the Empire's. It is a huge room with a huge tub, more like a small pool. Then there is another door that leads to the toilet and sink in another room. The bath was amazing. The whole room was white marble. Tall columns circled around the tub. We took off our clothes and got into the tub. Midna turned the main tap and water gushed out. I turned another tap, and purple foam came out. It looked fluffy and had the aroma of a sweet smelling flower.
Soon, the tub was filled and Midna and I relaxed off the sweat of our journey.
Link's Point of View
I sat in the circular room with Ganon. I had no idea that this kind of wealth actually existed. I thought this was only the kind of stuff in fairytales. I got up and walked into the girls's room. It was amazingly decorated. I went to the bathroom door and listened. I heard a few splashes and an 'ah!'
"My, my little Zelda." I heard Midna say in her suggestive sounding voice. "You're more endowed than I thought."
"What?" Zelda gasped.
"Where do you hide all of that?" Midna asked her.
"I beg your pardon?" Zelda asked politely.
I left awkwardly. I sat back next to Ganon and told him what I heard.
