One day Finn was walking down a grassy road in the land of Ooo. What was peculiar about this grass road was that everything around it was a hot desert with the orange yellow sky above your head. Finn was perfectly fine as he was walking down the lush green road, the sky was blue perfect occasional breezes, perfect weather, it was perfect (Duh).
"Huh," Finn said curious he started peering his head in and out of the road and it was hot, perfect, hot , perfect.
"That's weird it's like this road has trap written all over it, wait what was tha - WAAAAAAAAAA! OOF!" Finn fell down a steep hole when Ice king comes out of no where.
"Now you stay down there while I try to capt- I mean ask Princess Bubblegum to come over to my ice kingdom" Ice King says "COME BACK OVER HERE DIP-WAD! Aww man where am i anyways?" Finn walks around the cave only to find bones a rock and a paper.
"Hey it's that picture B-MO printed of Gunter that other day wonder why it's down here"
"Quack," Gunter waves as he waddles looking down the hole looking at midget sized Finn.
"Can you help me up with a ladder?"
"Quack," Gunter quickly waddles away for a few minutes and comes back with a ladder.
"Gunter! I need some help, hurry up and get over here!" Ice King demands "Quack"
"Wait don't leave! Hmmm, oh!" Finn throws a rock at Gunter with a following bone to get him to fall over and not in the hole so he can drop the ladder. The ladder falls when the ditch starts shaking.
"Whoah u-u-u-u-u-uh," Finn falls on his tooshy and gets back up when dirt colored arms were springing below as corpses with green goop all over their bodies rise from the ground!
"AAAAH! I thought we got rid of all of you!" Finn quickly climbs the ladders as it feels like it's taking forever. Jake walks along licking an ice cream cone and calmly looks at Finn.
"Hi buddy (Lick) having fun?"
"HELP ME JAKE! JAAAKE!"
"Ok, fine, you be safe over here Coney," Both of Jakes arms stretch down from the ditch one to punch one monster to fall on top of the others and to take out Finn.
"What the grob, Man! They could've bit me!"
"Coney wanted to be eaten, i was busy"
"Whatever, how are they still alive?"
"PB must've threw the suckers into the ditch after you cured most of every one"
"Oh"
"Also when you threw that rock and bone, the bone hit the rock and it flew and knocked down Ice Kings crown so i just flicked him on the nose and flew miles and miles away," Jake picks up his melted cone and says upset:
"NOOOOOO! CONEY WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE YOU (Starts eating Coney) You were so good, full of vanilla (BItes) Nom Nom, chocolate covered cone, (Jake stuffs it in his mouth) y0u w3r3 jusht sho g00d"
"He he, don't eat with your mouth full dude" giggled Finn THE END!