"Knife to See You Again"
Futurama Fan Script
Written By: Colin Babineau
Opening Credits Gag: Now with 27% less sodium than the other leading shows!
Scene 1 (You Remember Roberto?):
*Fry and Leela in the planet express meeting room*
Fry: Leela, even though we've been on countless amounts of strange adventures, I think life is going pretty good right now.
Leela: I agree, let's just hope nothing crazy happens for a while, it's been nice to finally have some time to relax.
*About 3-4 seconds of silence, Bender smashes through the door.*
Bender: Guys, guys! You remember Roberto right? *Roberto walks in* Well I just saw him and I told him we could hang out here for a while!
Leela: Oh Lord.
Fry: Umm, Bender, I'm not sure if you remember, but, *whispers* he's almost killed us on several occasions. Plus, I think he's a little cra...
*Roberto suddenly is close and interrupts Fry*
Roberto: YOU CALLING ME CRAAAAAAAAAA... ZY?!
Fry (nervously): Umm, no, not at all! I was saying.. umm... that you were, uh, creative! Yeah umm. That's what I meant! Creative in the most non threatning way possible, my good pal!
*Whispers to Bender* Bender you idiot! He's insane!
Bender (also whispering): What? No way. At least not now. He said he's cool. I think we can trust him!
Roberto: Yeah guys! I've changed! I'm totally normal now. No stabbin human flesh or anything!
Fry: Well, umm, okay! Have fun with Bender then.
Roberto: Oh, don't you want to hang with us too though? We could go see a movie, visit the park, see what's going on at the bank for no reason and then go on a very expensive trip! Sounds like fun right?
*Silence for about 2 seconds*
Roberto: RIGHT?!
Fry: Oh yeah, umm, let's go! Just umm... give me a second. I need to go get my wallet, and Leela suddenly needs to go with me. Right Leela?
Leela: Oh umm.. yeah okay!
Roberto: Well just don't take too long, and by that I mean 5 minutes or else!
Fry: Or else what?
Roberto: Or else what, what?
Fry:...
Roberto: GET YOUR STUFF ALREADY!
*Fry and Leela run quickly out of the room*
Fry: Leela, help! I was his roomate in that mental institution. He's practiced his stabbing way more than I feel one should! Oh god Leela help me.
Leela: Don't worry Fry, he's either changed, or if not, you'll probably end up fine and back to where we left off like normal. Also deal with it because this time I'm not involved!
Fry: Leela, that's kind of rude, don't you think?
*Roberto in the background*: I hope you're almost done getting your wallet, Red!
Leela: I'm sorry Fry, I'm just too used to this stuff happening around here now to even care anymore.
Fry: But what if it's different this time? What if things don't go back to normal?
Leela: Hey, I don't have all the answers here! Now you better hurry, you don't want him to start getting stabby, now don't you?
Fry: Umm, yeah I guess not.
Leela: Then go!
*Fry looks back and forth for a second, and then runs back to Roberto*
Roberto: Oh, I see you're back Red. Have any troubles finding your wallet?
Fry: Wallet? ...Ohhhh, yeah my wallet. Umm... no troubles there.
Roberto: Good, good. Oh and did I call you Red? I think I meant to call you something else. What was it now?
Fry: ...Fry? You know, my actual name.
Roberto: No wait, I remember now. I think it was... HOSTAGE! (Roberto pulls out knife)
Bender: So, we still up for that movie?
End of scene 1
