"Hey kyuubi" Naruto yelled while walking up to the bars of kyuubi's cage
"What, you stupid mortal." Kyuubi replied to the annoying brat
"What does the fox say?" Naruto asked in a sing-song voice
"Excuse me?" The nine tailed demon asked quite confused
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding
What does the fox say?" Naruto yelled as loud as he could.
kyuubi looked at him like he lost his mind and quite frankly he wouldn't be surprised if he did.
"Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
What the fox say?" Naruto continued to yell/sing.
'What is he doing' thought kyuubi.
"Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
What the fox say?"
Kyuubi just stared.
"Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
What the fox say?"
Naruto stopped sing yelling and just looked a kyuubi. And looked. And looked some more. He just kept looking. And did not stop lo-
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?! YOU CAME INTO HERE AND STARTED TO SING THAT STUPID SONG?!" Kyuubi yelled very frustrated and very very confused.
"Kyuubi~" Naruto said in the cutest most innocent voice he could muster
"Please, just leave me alone" kyuubi whined.
"Well, all you had to do was ask." Naruto stated then turned and walked away. To this day the scariest demon of all still wondered what the hell happened that day.
