Spongebob Goes To the Hood Pt 3
Disclaimer: Once again I claim everybody but Spongebob and Patrick
We meet our friends in Tay-Tay's room, where Tay-Tay's worm, Killa, was about to live up to his name and kill Spongebob and Patrick until…
(Aunt Flo enters)
Aunt Flo: Oh my Neptune! Shoo boy! (Hits Killa on his head with a shoe)
(Killa weeps)
Aunt Flo: Tay! I told you about all that damn playing!
Tay-Tay: I'm sorry ma. But somebody need to toughen up Sponge or he gonna be sissified for the rest of his life.
Spongebob: I am not sissified!
(A roach crawls from under the dresser)
(Spongebob screams)
(Patrick and Tay-Tay laughs)
Tay-Tay: See mama! I told you!
Patrick: Yeah Aunt Flo! Dat's fo sho!
Tay-Tay: Man! What da fuck did I tell you!
Patrick: Okay I'm sorry!
Aunt Flo: Well it's about time for me to go to sleep; I gotta go to work tomorrow. Good night.
Spongebob: Good night, Aunt Flo.
Patrick: Good night ma'am.
Tay-Tay: Good night, mama!
(Aunt Flo leaves)
A few hours later, Tay-Tay's friends come over.
Tay-Tay: (talking to his friends) y'all wanna get high? My mama is sleep.
Tay-Tay's friends: Hell yeah! You already know!
Spongebob: What's "getting high"?
Tay-Tay: It's smoking man! Don't tell my y'all ain't smoked no bud before!
Patrick: Duh… (Drools)
Friend 1: Ay bro, I think he high right now!
Spongebob: Patrick, you smoke?
Patrick: Yeah! I've been doing it everyday after the episodes of the show! You can't tell? You gotta try it. Tay-Tay, give him the bud.
Tay-Tay: Aight man. (Gives Spongebob the bud)
(Spongebob takes the bud)
Spongebob: Okay. Here goes…
Will Spongebob hit it too hard? Stay tuned for the next part of Spongebob Goes To The Hood!
