Author's Note: It occurred to me I should mention that this story has no plot. It's really a bunch of individual moments between Harry, Hermione and their feline family members. I hope that these snippets bring a smile to your face or prompts a quite giggle out of you.
I don't own anything, I don't make any kind of profit from this.
The room was dark. Unnaturally dark for eleven in the morning. Only the barest crack of light snuck through the crack in the curtains, but that was fine because that faint slice of light was aimed away from the bed. That suited him just fine.
Slowly, oh so slowly he crept forward. He was small, and while that was currently a plus he hoped desperately that he would grow much bigger as he got older. For now though, his small size coupled with his pitch black coloring would aid him in his hunt.
The man he was hunting was still locked in a deep sleep, turned on his side with another's slim arm wrapped around him from behind. The other's body would prevent him from turning away to protect himself. Perfect.
Still at a painfully slow pace, the small being crept forward, avoiding contact with the man's body. He wasn't in position to attack yet. With the knees behind and the chest just ahead of him, the stomach would have made a tempting place to attack if the man was on his back. Oh well.
He was tempted to just surge forward and attack; but while that would be satisfying, it would not get the exact results he wanted. Finally! He was level with the man's head. He raised one small black limb to the man's face and
Pat…pat…patpatpat
The man snuffled, bringing a hand up to swipe at his mouth and nose. From the corner of his eye; the slim arm slithered from around his prey's torso. Alright. It was time to bring the pain then. Raising his limb again he made sure that the claws were extended just enough, took careful aim at the man's lips and
Whap…whap…WHAP!...whapwhapwhapwhapwhapwhapwhapwhapwhap!
"ARRRGH!"
Sweet music to his ears! Lifting his paw again, he was thwarted from his second attack as two large hands clasped him around his middle and lifted him up with the man as he sat up right. The hands raised him so that he was face to face with his prey and staring into startling green eyes. Pulling his limbs and tucking his paws close to him, he extended his neck, licked the man's nose, and let out a soft trilling
"Meow?"
