It all started with a note.
A smiple insignificant peice of scrap.
And with that little peice of parchment is when the chaos insued apon our..LOVING,CARING and down right just plain pissed off professer Snape.
"Potter!!...i hate jelly beans"
Harry blinked..."Excuse me..?"
"Jelly beans ate my mother"
"What??!!?" Harry was confused and he wasn't the only ones... the class stared wide eyed at the professer.
"Your momma's so ugly that when she tried to get an abortion, she got her LEGS SAWED OFF"
...Chaos indeed had been brought apon this innocent potions period. This once semi-quite class soon was bursting with Horrible Momma Jokes ...and comign straight from the mouth of the unsuspecting
Severus Snape.
"Professer...are you feeling okay?" asked Draco causiously
"...No!" he wailed "...MY FEET ARE TO BIG!" another wail and a sob " My momma is so stupid she;s retarded...WAHHH" He sobbed.
"Malfoy" Severus asked suddenly calm but still teary eyed.
"er..yes?" He asked hesitenly.
"...CARRY ME!"
"what?"
" DO IT!! ...My legs...there...there!!.."
"there what?"
"THERE REALLY FISH LEGS LOOK AT THEM!"
He tore of his pants...thank god for the boxers...and revealed...perfect pale shaved legs.
"you...shave?" questioned a slytherin student.
"...no...the fish did it...and pie..i like pie...but not jelly bean pie...ate my momma...SO UGLY...makes me sick just thinkin' of shit...my heads big...im not high just overly ...dosed up on sleepin' potions...".
"um...sleeping potions sir" asked harry.
"why arn't you sleeping then?" asked Draco.
And he got his answer...
Severus collapsed on Draco, just in that moment dumbledore decided to be useful and come into the potions class.
"Severus...I ate your mother." and he ran out as fast as his old wrinkled up legs could take him.
...yes...chaos...
"chaos makes meh chickens feel liek dancin" severus replied while sleeping.
TBC...
Miniga-...I was bored...its retarded i know. and I know taht the grammer is bad...so NYA i dont have spell check for sum reason..
