A/N: Okay, I was reviewing a friend's story when I was greeted by a random plot bunny. Here it is, back in action.
Disclaimer: By the end of this story, all characters and places shall be mine (Muhaha).
Disclaimer of Disclaimer: Anyone who believed that is an idiot. Although, that is sort of the plot.
The Acquisition of Professor RJ Lupin
"JK! So lovely to finally meet you!"
"Who the are you, and why are you in my study interrupting my work on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows?"
"I'm just a fan. I write fan fics at under the name amattsonperdue."
"Oh, so you're the psychopath behind Republicans for Voldemort?"
"Yep, that's me! SIRIUS FOR PRESIDENT!"
"Oh, well, in that case... SECURITY!"
"Oh, no, I'm just here for two quick things. One is your autograph."
"..."
"The other is (your soul) Remus Lupin!"
"..."
"Hand him over, please."
"You're crazy. Remus Lupin doesn't exist. He's a fictional character."
"That's where you're wrong."
"Remmie!" / "You don't exist!"
"Clearly, you're wrong."
"Duh. If Remus didn't exist he wouldn't be standing right here."
"I've lost my mind..."
"No, we're real. And we want out of your head. Now."
