Set post Judgment Day. Except Jenny was never shot.

Just a short one-shot, with pairings such as: Tiva, McAbby, Jibbs and Palmer/Lee.

We wrote it because we hate Vance.

WWB (Written While Bored)

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In Which Vance Gets A Toothpick In His Eye

"Deputy Director Vance, your request to split up Special Agents Gibbs' team has been denied." Jenny said smiling. She looked over at Gibbs who was leaning against the door. He nodded. Vance was silent for a while before speaking.

"I am the Deputy Director of NCIS I have the right to split up which ever team I want." At that Gibbs came over and made Vance face him.

"I think you seem to have forgotten who you are talking to, Leon."

"You are acting like she is your wife."

"Who says I'm not." Jenny said. Vance looked back and forth between them in disbelief.

"What happened to not dating a co-worker?" Vance asked looking back at Gibbs.

"Technically I'm married to, not dating my co-worker." Jenny smirked at Gibbs' comment. Suddenly the door burst open.

"Director Shepard, I am not moving back to Tel Aviv!" Ziva said storming in. She looked around at everyone who was staring at her.

"You are not going to be leaving." Jenny replied breaking the silence.

"What about Tony?"

"He's not leaving either; no-one is going anywhere." Ziva nodded calmly

"Sorry for interrupting." She stepped out of the room and closed the door behind her. "YES!" Ziva said triumphantly and she started dancing. She glanced over at Cynthia who was laughing, and then walked away quickly. Once she was out she ran over to the bullpen where she saw Tony sitting and his desk reading the latest issue of GSM and Abby sitting on McGee's lap kissing him.

"They've been going at it since you left. What happened with the Director?" Tony asked Ziva not looking up from the magazine.

"We are staying!" Ziva said remembering what she was so excited about.

Abby stopped kissing McGee and screamed "Oh my god! You're staying!" She kissed him once more and then stood up and hugged Tony and Ziva. When Abby had returned to McGee, Tony turned to Ziva,

"I'm glad you're not leaving."

"Me too."

"Do I get a celebratory hug?" Ziva slowly moved closer to him and kissed him, soft at first but then more intensely. When they broke apart Ziva noticed a door open, she watched as Palmer stumbled out he went left and Michelle came out, her was hair messy and her clothes crooked, she went right. They both realized they were going the wrong way and turned around they nearly knocked each other over when they crashed, Michelle apologized and kept walking. Ziva approached Palmer, but he walked straight past.

"What were you do…" She stopped mid-sentence. "Oh. Oh ew" Ziva said looking away, she heard Jenny's voice and returned to Tony where they stood hand in hand watching as Gibbs, Jenny and Vance came down the stairs.

"I'm sorry Deputy Director, this is not going to work, and I will expect your letter of resignation on my desk tomorrow morning." Vance pulled a container of toothpicks from his pocket and opened it.

"I WILL NOT RESIG…" His sentence was replaced by various noises of pain, as she tripped down the stairs. Jenny, Gibbs, Tony, Ziva, Abby and McGee walked over to where he was lying at the bottom of the staircase. Toothpicks were scattered all over the stairs and the floor.

"Oooh ouch." Tony said when they got closer. Vance stood up slowly and almost fell back down but supported himself on the handrail. Jenny reached into her pocket and pulled out a mirror, she handed it to him and walked away everyone else following closely behind. Vance looked into the mirror and saw the toothpick that was sticking out of his eye. The team stepped into the elevator; just as the doors were closing they heard a scream.

Fade to black...