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Run, Run While You Can!
Once, there was a blue and furry man named Hank McCoy, and because of his name kept getting sent to Star Trek parts of conventions instead of the comic parts. He hated this as he could not wear the old Trek uniforms because of the large amounts of static electricity and the mind boggling heat kept causing him to pass out and si-fi girls attempting to fill their maternal desires kept taking advantage of that. But this isn't our story, our story is about…
The Day Professor X Kicked out All Those Moochers.
"Get out." The irate bald man said.
"What?" A fat, bloated Cyclops and an over engorged Emma questioned between gulps of beer and playing Ps2. "But I don't wanna!"
"Now, and take that over grown hair ball with you." Professor demanded. "And take your hand out of your pants."
"But I don't want to." Emma belched. " And don't talk about Rogue that way."
"I meant Beast, you bowl of gelatin waste, And take those sniveling brats with you.'
"The students?" Cyclops asked as he passed a deadly methane cloud.
"No! they actually bring in money and bathe. I meant your destructive offspring."
And he receives a blank stare.
"Your kids? Those things that call you Mom and Dad..? You know, what made Emma fat?" Professor leads.
"Oh yea! Those stinky pets that want to eat all the time and smell like puke. I wish they'd shut up with the "Dad, I'm hungry! Mom, buy some soap I'm not allergic to! My clothes are too small." Cyclops finally got the clue. "Wait.. where do you want us to go?"
"Emma is a millionaire! I Don't care! And quit giving me those puppy dog eyes!" He said as he pushed Emma off his lap. " That's gross."
"If you let us stay, I'll give you naked pictures of Emma." Scott bargained.
"No."
"Bobby?"
"No. Wait, what?"
"Jean?"
"Maybe." Professor rubs his shiny forehead. "Why do you have those?"
"Stole them off of Storm."
"Get out! Now!" Professor grew agitated
"We can go live with Logan!" Emma pitched in. "He lives in a house."
"Yea! He lives with Jean across the street! They have a basement! And Naked pictures!"
"Bring me back some." Professor asked as he pushed Scotts cannibalistic daughter off his leg.
"Ok. And I can seduce Wolverine." Scott said exuberantly.
"So can I!" Emma pitched in. "We can do it together! Go team Summers!"
"Get out. Oh, leave me all those pictures or I'll kill you." Charles said.
Later
"Hi Logan! Hi Jean! We're moving in!" Emma said as she ate another piece of chicken. "We'll take your room, you can have the pull out couch."
"Uh… No!" Jean said as she shut the door.
"Wait Jean, they really like they need help right now." Logan said as he pulled some pants on. " Besides, it's not like this is some plot to seduce me and get naked pictures of you."
"They get the BASEMENT rooms, not my family's oak bed. And who told you to put some pants on?"
Two Days Later
"They're still camping on the lawn, Jean. And Emma's eaten all the squirrels. Can we let them in? pleeeese mommy?" Logan poked out his lips.
"Yes! Just don't ever do that again!" Jean said after zipping Logan's pants up with her teeth.
"Ok.. after a quickie." Logan growled as another two days passed and Jeans cat went missing.
"O.K. Come on in, But you get the basement rooms. It's just like a three bedroom apartment." Logan said. "You can pay rent by looking after the yard and land. Stay out of upstairs for you're own good."
"But Scott! I want upstairs! Get me upstairs!" Emma whined
"I would, but I can't pick you up." Scott asked " What are you eating?"
"Cat."
"That's hot."
So Scott and Emma got it on right there as they nearly crushed two of their children under their own weight.
The Next day, Emma and Scott moved back to Xaiver's anyway because they realized that neither one could seduce Wolverine because Jean was already doing it and the Professor forgot he kicked them out because of all his new precious.
End
