So this is my first attempt at a one shot for RoyEd FMA fic... sorry it's short, it sort of popped in my head one day and made it into a oneshot.

disclaimer: I don't own, it would be cool though.


" Colonel… Colonel… COLONEL!" Edward tried his hardest to get the older man's attention. It proved very difficult.

" MUSTANG! ROY! BASTARD!"

Edward stared into the onyx eyes of Roy mustang, seeing he was not paying attention again. It gave Edward an evil idea.

He knew Mustang had not finished his paperwork, and knew he was scared of Riza's aim with a gun. He walked over to Riza's desk and found her extra gun in her drawer and looked at it, He never used a gun before.

" Oh, Mustang…" Edward called. No answer. He smirked and tried to figure out how to cock the gun. He looked at it, and couldn't figure it out.

" How the hell and I suppose to use this!" He grumbled. He looked it over, He knew the trigger, but he couldn't figure out the rest. He got frustrated and threw the metal object across the room. The Gun managed to shoot a bullet and it zoomed passed the Colonel's head, and shattered the window behind him. He sat bolt right and grabbed the pen on his desk.

He looked around for Riza, only to see a gun at the door, and Edward standing beside Riza's desk looking shocked and amused.

It didn't take a genius to put two and two together.

" Edward." He sounded pissed.

" You finally notice me?"

" Of course I notice you. What makes you think I don't?"

" A few seconds ago." He folded his in annoyance. His golden eyes glared at him.

Roy looked at him. " You were talking to me?"

Edward huffed, " Yes." He turned around and faced the wall.

Roy walked around his desk and whispered in his ear, " I'm sorry."

Edward jumped and almost fell over.

Roy caught him and stabled him. He turned him around and looked into the golden orbs.

" What are you-" He was cut off by Roy kissing him softly. When he stopped Edwards looked disappointed it ended.

" I never meant to ignore you."

" What were you thinking about that made you ignore me in the first place!"

" You."

Edward blushed at that and looked down.

Roy smirked, " So, I made the Fullmetal alchemist shut up for a minute."

Edward looked up at him, punched him in the face with his automail hand, and walked towards the door mumbling about Roy's ego. He slammed the door when he left, leaving the flame alchemist

Roy rubbed his growing bump on his head. " Edward." He sighed as he went to his desk and started to do his paperwork, knowing if he didn't finish it before Riza came back, he would be shot at for real this time.