HELLOS! :D in leiu of a new chapter for SOTS, i have written THIS drabble. special thanks to INVADER-SAH for much helps on teh spellins.
Nakamouri was attending the normal pre-heist rituals (aka swearing the air blue, pinching cheeks, yelling about one thing or another, rinse and repeat), and holding the gem in his own hand to prevent it's theft. There was no crazy thief to cut off his hand this time... but Kid was devilishly sneaky.
"Sir... why don't you just stick it down your pants?" Made sense to rookie 482. Most people wouldn't... violate another like that.
Nakamouri stared at the man for about a minute, considering. Koi pond or vending machine, koi pond or VENDING MACHINE? It was a VERY hard choice, but he eventually made it. Into the koi pond with Rookie 482. He was very red faced... for reasons that he was NOT SHARING.
"Why don't we just stick it down someone's trousers?" asked one of the younger chasers of the infamous Kaitou Kid.
"Sure, let's try that, Nakamouri-san," the current inspector growled, passing the young adult the gem, "YOU be our volunteer since it's your idea."
Random Officer 231 looked startled. "He /does/ have a point, Keibu-san." the man started. "My son did that to my daughter just a few days ago... well, he licked it too, but I doubt that would sway Kid... perhaps Kid believes in Cooties? It's worth a shot."
Nakamouri considered sending 231 to join 482.
"It doesn't work." he stated. "It's been tried, and it doesn't." He went to go yell at people on the other side of the building.
"Why Nakamouri-kun..." That lilting voice had whispered in his ear, making the hair on the back of his neck stand on end. Seductive, deep... no, HUSKY, warm as satin, soft as silk, all at the same time... "You'd think that you harbored feelings for me..." Silk covered hands were soft on his sides. "I'll give you points for trying, though."
It /was/ tempting. Hakuba's always going on about how Kaitou was Kid... or how Kid was not the Old Kid, but that was nothing. Nonsense. All of it. Toichi was dead, and would never EVER leave anyone to fill the deadly shoes. Now it was just a skilled imposter, maybe a skilled assistant... maybe... in the off chance... to prove it... hm...
YES I AM A SHAMELESS GINZO/TOICHI (and sometimes Mrs Kuroba too) SHIPPERTHANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ASKING :D
r&r? 83
