You are Karkat Vantas,and you are trapped under about a hundred and ten pounds of insufferable prick.
A few minutes ago,said prick was running his newest program on your computer. Claimed it would make it a hell of a lot more efficient (it did but you would never admit that). Then he paced around your respiteblock a bit,couldn't sit his ass down for longer than half a fucking second. After about five minutes of you continuously shouting at him not to touch anything (which is the exact opposite of what he did) he watched you play some stupid game on your husktop.
"Epic fail,KK."
"Shut up Thollucth."
He cringed a little bit.
"Jeguth,jutht trying to make converthathion."
"Funny way to do that. And why are you still here? You ran your stupid program already."
"Maybe I don't want to leave."
"Why would you want to stay?"
A devilish grin quickly set itself on his face. Or maybe it just looked like that because of the extra teeth? You don't even know,but Sollux suddenly blocked your view of the screen,and sat on your lap.
"Becauthe you are the bethtetht chair on all of Alternia,KK."
"Get off me."
"No."
He leaned back,forcing you to lean to the side.
"Come on,this isn't funny! Get your skinny ass off me and get out of my fucking hive."
"Aw KK,you know I love it when you compliment my thkinny ath."
My gog that is the biggest shit eating grin ever. He. Is. Dead.
You attempt to push Sollux off your lap but you aren't exactly the strongest troll ever and jegus the twig's a lot heavier than he looks.
"Eheheh,thomething wrong KK?"
"No shit something's wrong,was that even an actual question?"
He snickers and settles himself,folding his hands in his own lap. You grumble to yourself. What a nerve this guy has to just plonk himself down on your lap with no warning or consent. And did he ever bring his own weight into the equation? He's a lot heavier than you are! Okay,maybe there's a way out of this,just use your think pan Vantas,use your thi-
What is that sound.
"Sollux."
"Hm?"
"Please tell me that is not you purring."
"Mmmm..."
Oh just wonderful.
Fucking best friends.
[TM: -and now you know what I think of while listening to Owl City at 11:21 PM-]
[TM: -this is the first Homestuck-related thing I've written though,and it MAY or MAY NOT have a sequel/another chapter coming.-]
[TM: -because I suffer from Owl City addiction.-]
[TM: -heehee~-]
