Disclaimer: I own the plot :) woohoo i own something
A/N: Hey everyone! This first chappie is just a day with the trio before school starts. I thought it would make a cool beginning, so plz R & R plz! Thx!
Oh ya, the thoughts are in italic, and the movie quotes are in (brackets). Enjoy!
It was a rainy Saturday afternoon. Harry and Ron were staying over at Hermione's house. They would be starting their seventh year at Hogwarts on Monday. Since they couldn't hang out outside, they stayed inside, and were going to a movie on Hermione's big T.V.
"So this is a Veletission!" exclaimed Ron. "Dad's always talking about how great it-"
"Television," corrected Hermione. "We're going to watch a movie. Can you say that? Mooovieee. They're moving pictures on that screen that Muggles watch."
Ron laughed. "Wow. Sounds interesting. Let's watch the moofie, then, shall we?"
Harry rolled his eyes. "Anyways, Hermione, what movie are we going to watch?"
Hermione looked excited. "I thought you'd never ask! Well, mom and I went to the video store and we rented-"
"HURRY UP HERMIONE I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!!!" yelled Ron.
"Uh, Ron? I was like, 2 seconds away from telling you."
"I know. I just felt like screaming."
"Whatever. Anyway, Harry, I rented none other than 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets'!! Muggles actually made movies about us! … I wonder how they knew," she added thoughtfully.
"WOOOOOOOOW!!!" screamed Ron again.
Phbbbffft.
"Wasn't me," said Ron instantly, ears turning brilliantly red.
Luckily, neither Harry or Hermione noticed. They were too busy chatting loudly about the movie to hear Ron's … release of gas.
But Ron could definitely smell it, so he hastily tried waving it away from them before they noticed.
"Ok, dim the lights, then!" said Hermione. She then pushed "play" and the movie started playing.
"Hey, there's me!" said Harry excitedly. ("I can't let you out, Hedwig. I'm not allowed to use magic outside of school.") Cool.
Minutes later, Ron jumped up and yelled, "THERE'S ME AND MY FLYING CAR!!!" ("Hiya Harry! Come on, get your trunk!")
"Ron!" said Hermione sternly. "Shut up!" But she was also excited. Soon she would see her own "double".
Several minutes later, the characters were all in Diagon Alley.
Hermione gave a squeal. ("Harry! Hagrid! It's so good to see you!") "There's me! Wow I look different!"
"Don't worry Hermione, we think you're better looking," Harry teased.
Then came Malfoy in Flourish and Blotts (A/N: I LOVE TOM FELTON!!!).
Hermione looked at him with interest. "He is hot!!" she muttered under her breath.
("Famous Harry Potter, can't even go into a bookshop without making the front page!" said Malfoy.)
Harry chuckled. "He said it exactly the way Malfoy told me that."
At the point where the Hogwarts castle came into the movie, Ron became annoying again.
"I wonder why they call it Hog-Warts…" he pondered. "Did they like, find a hog and it grew warts? Or maybe because -"
"SHUT UP!"
A few hours later, when the movie was over, Harry, Hermione, and Ron were tired, but happy.
"Let's go to bed," yawned Hermione. The other two agreed.
That night, Hermione kept thinking about how hot Malfoy was in the movie, which led to how hot Malfoy himself was, which led to -
She smacked herself. Malfoy is NOT hot, he is a git, he is a git, he is a git… and with that, Hermione drifted off to sleep.
There you have it! Plz click the review button and tell me wut you think, nothing too mean please! :( (pouts) muahahaha i'm hyper neways...
A/N: Hey everyone! This first chappie is just a day with the trio before school starts. I thought it would make a cool beginning, so plz R & R plz! Thx!
Oh ya, the thoughts are in italic, and the movie quotes are in (brackets). Enjoy!
It was a rainy Saturday afternoon. Harry and Ron were staying over at Hermione's house. They would be starting their seventh year at Hogwarts on Monday. Since they couldn't hang out outside, they stayed inside, and were going to a movie on Hermione's big T.V.
"So this is a Veletission!" exclaimed Ron. "Dad's always talking about how great it-"
"Television," corrected Hermione. "We're going to watch a movie. Can you say that? Mooovieee. They're moving pictures on that screen that Muggles watch."
Ron laughed. "Wow. Sounds interesting. Let's watch the moofie, then, shall we?"
Harry rolled his eyes. "Anyways, Hermione, what movie are we going to watch?"
Hermione looked excited. "I thought you'd never ask! Well, mom and I went to the video store and we rented-"
"HURRY UP HERMIONE I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!!!" yelled Ron.
"Uh, Ron? I was like, 2 seconds away from telling you."
"I know. I just felt like screaming."
"Whatever. Anyway, Harry, I rented none other than 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets'!! Muggles actually made movies about us! … I wonder how they knew," she added thoughtfully.
"WOOOOOOOOW!!!" screamed Ron again.
Phbbbffft.
"Wasn't me," said Ron instantly, ears turning brilliantly red.
Luckily, neither Harry or Hermione noticed. They were too busy chatting loudly about the movie to hear Ron's … release of gas.
But Ron could definitely smell it, so he hastily tried waving it away from them before they noticed.
"Ok, dim the lights, then!" said Hermione. She then pushed "play" and the movie started playing.
"Hey, there's me!" said Harry excitedly. ("I can't let you out, Hedwig. I'm not allowed to use magic outside of school.") Cool.
Minutes later, Ron jumped up and yelled, "THERE'S ME AND MY FLYING CAR!!!" ("Hiya Harry! Come on, get your trunk!")
"Ron!" said Hermione sternly. "Shut up!" But she was also excited. Soon she would see her own "double".
Several minutes later, the characters were all in Diagon Alley.
Hermione gave a squeal. ("Harry! Hagrid! It's so good to see you!") "There's me! Wow I look different!"
"Don't worry Hermione, we think you're better looking," Harry teased.
Then came Malfoy in Flourish and Blotts (A/N: I LOVE TOM FELTON!!!).
Hermione looked at him with interest. "He is hot!!" she muttered under her breath.
("Famous Harry Potter, can't even go into a bookshop without making the front page!" said Malfoy.)
Harry chuckled. "He said it exactly the way Malfoy told me that."
At the point where the Hogwarts castle came into the movie, Ron became annoying again.
"I wonder why they call it Hog-Warts…" he pondered. "Did they like, find a hog and it grew warts? Or maybe because -"
"SHUT UP!"
A few hours later, when the movie was over, Harry, Hermione, and Ron were tired, but happy.
"Let's go to bed," yawned Hermione. The other two agreed.
That night, Hermione kept thinking about how hot Malfoy was in the movie, which led to how hot Malfoy himself was, which led to -
She smacked herself. Malfoy is NOT hot, he is a git, he is a git, he is a git… and with that, Hermione drifted off to sleep.
There you have it! Plz click the review button and tell me wut you think, nothing too mean please! :( (pouts) muahahaha i'm hyper neways...
