It was another boring day at the G20 meeting. Japan was not really paying attention to the speaker. "Ok! I think we can all use a break!" said America loudly, then laughing. Germany was about to complain that he said when there was a break but most nations exited the room quickly. "Fine whatever." muttered Germany angrily. "Hey England wanna get some lunch?" said America asked hopefully. "Sure why not you git as long it's not MacDonald's." said England "Awwwww, but dude McDonald's is the best!" said America pouting. "Oh fine then you wanker but your still paying." said England. They both exited the conference room together.

Honhonhonhon look at two little lovers going out on a date." said France. Japan giggled (in a manly way!) "Ah yes how nice." said Japan. "Yes, who do you think is seme?" asked France. Japan choked a little and blushed a bit too. "W-well I would have to say England-san because of his strong personality and America-san is uke childlike and carefree personality." said Japan. "really well I don't think that, I think America is seme because of his strength and braveness while our little England is uke because of his fragile looking figure." said France.

"Kesesese your wrong France , Japan is right England would be seme I mean come on look at him he was a f**kin pirate and a powerful empire." said Prussia who again sneaked into the meeting. "Plus America is childish and oblivious I doubt England is going to let himself be uke he was a pirate!" "I think you are wrong mi amigo I think America is seme because he is the most powerful nation plus England lost his edge years ago, said Spain. "Are you freaking kidding me once a pirate always a pirate he is so seme " said Prussia "Plus England-san looks more experienced as for America-san he looks childlike and inexperienced so I still think England-san is seme." Japan said. "oh but Japan appearances lie considering all that America has been through and he is still the superpower of the world proves he is seme plus England is tsundare so there he is uke." said France "No way England is just cold he cant have his uke knowing he cares he is not tsundare he is just cold!" said Prussia.

"True and even if America has been through a lot it's nothing compared to what most of us have." said Japan. "Also that whole gentlemen crap is just an act I bet he still acts like a pirate around America if you know what I mean! Kesesesese." said Prussia. "But America has to much of a manly figure to be uke!" said Spain."but he is childlike England would teach him a thing or two kesesesese." said Prussia. "No America is seme and England is uke cant spell uke without U.K admit it!"said Spain. "Never!" said Japan and Prussia. So they spent the rest of the break arguing about who is seme and who is uke and in the meeting they kept giving glares and mouthing "England seme" or "America seme".

A/N

So ya there it is my first fan fic hope you like no flames all flames will be used to help me cook for my Lil sis party. Anyway they just discussed the age old question of who is seme and who is uke. I like both but ya know not all people do sooo what is your ship usuk or ukus?