A/N: I just overheard my brother (11) ask my dad why we don't have a llama and this is the result.

"Jane! Janie? You here?" Frankie yelled as he entered Maura's house.

"In the back!" Jane yelled back.

Frankie walked through the house to the backyard to find his sister wrestling a llama into reins. "Why is there a llama in Maura's backyard?"

"It isn't supposed to be here! You know that eccentric neighbor a block over? The one with a T-Rex bush? He apparently has a petting zoo in his basement. I heard dispatch and had to come see for myself when I found this guy running down the road. He is an ass," Jane explained as her brother burst into laughter. "It's not funny! He already dragged me through the gate, across the driveway, and in the pond! I'm gonna make llama burgers if he doesn't get his shit together!"

The next moment Jane was dumped on her back as the llama shoved her with his head. He walked over to the back corner of the yard and started eating the new, perfectly manicured lawn. "Seems he was just hungry," Frankie said once his laughing subsided.

"He did all that for food?! That's it! He's gonna become a burger!" Jane said as she dusted herself off.

"Hand me the rope Jane," Frankie asked before looping it around the grazing llama's neck.

"Now you get to walk it back while I change clothes. And if it gets free, you get to llama whisper it back into the rope!"

"Llama whisper? It's easy when they're distracted," Frankie said as he walked away.

That night when Maura pulled up to her house, she found Jane and Frankie sitting in the backyard picking up tools. "Hello!"

"Hey Maur'! We'll be done in a minute," Jane greeted.

"I can see that, but what were you working on?"

"Uh, there was a bit of a mess today." Jane answered, running her free hand through her hair.

"That's an understatement," Frankie chuckled.

"What kind of mess?" Maura asked.

"Well, there was a herd of llamas running free in your neighborhood and it dragged me through the fence and pond and it ate all the freshly laid sod," Jane mumbled.

"Ah, Dr. Thomas… Are the animals all back?"

"You knew?!" Jane asked furiously.

"It happens almost once year; most likely it was Fredrik that you tried to herd. He is very stubborn until he eats." Maura explained.

"THAT'S THE FREDRIK YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT NOT SEEING!" Jane exploded.

"Yes, he is a lovely creature. Thank you for fixing up my yard, come in and have a beer."

A/N 2: I haven't written anything in almost two years and then two stories in a day! My muse is back!