This is pure crac

I do not own star trek


McCoy: I saw him first!!! o

Spock: I do not see how this connects to whom he belongs to. -_-

McCoy: I saw him first, been with him longer that makes him mine! .

Jim: um guys? 0_0

Spock: that may be true but we have more compatible mind. -_-

Jim: guys? 0o0

McCoy: I have been fixing him up for 3 years! I have am who he comes to when he has had his hart broken, my shoulder is the one he cries on. =0

Spock: I have saves his life more time than you can count, there is strong sexual tension between us, and we have mind melded. -.-

McCoy: that last one wasn't even you! It was future you! DX

Spock: so. V_V

Jim: GUYS! O

Spock/McCoy: WHAT!

Jim: do I get a say in this? ?.?

Spock/McCoy: … no. -.- .

Jim: -_-U