K, special thanks to the king's own knight for letting me use this format. yeah, i was bored and inspired by other parodys. be afraid!
Allana: I don't wanna sew!
Thom: Crazy as it sounds, I do not enjoy pain.
Allana: Wait! I have a plan.
Corum: Tralala, off to corus we go!
Allana: I'm Brave!
Corum: No shit sherlock, I guess you can be a knight.
Allana:Woopee!
Corum: There's fricken theives everywhere!
George: Damn I'm sexy.
Allana: I'm going to ignore this fact until the third book!
Gareth Sr.: Be a dog of the military Ed!
Allana: huh?
Gareth Sr.: er, I mean Alan.
Ralon: I'm fat, smelly and gggaaayyyyy!
Allana: You poopy head!
Ralon: I'm moments from inflicting bodily harm on you!
Jon: What the crap is goin on here Gary?
Gary: I recite events and conversations with stunning accuracy!
Francis: I'm a character made for death, don't get too attatched!
Raul: I don't get a girl until like, twenty years from now? Gay! She better be hot!
Allana: There is an extreme lack of people my own age. I'll hang out with you guys!
Everyone: kk
Allana: Training is hhhhaaaarrrdddd!
Corum: No shit Sherlock.
Allana: Stop saying that!
George: Yeah, I'm still the Shit.
Ralon: I'm a jerk!
Allana: Underhanded methods!
Ralon: I'm a big baby!
Everyone: We're sick!
Francis: My death teaches a lesson to the main character!
Jon: I'm really sick.
Allana: Damn.
Goddess: nananananananananana GODDESSS!!
Jon: Mithros is helping me! Yay! Dude my friend has a girly voice!
Roger: I'm a creepy but oddly sexy man!
Allana: I don't like you.
Sklaw: You all suck.
Allana: Damn.
George: I have a present for you!
Jon: You're a theif!
George: Der, I'm way more nice, romantic, sexy and awesome than you!
Allana: Pretty horsey!
Jon: Another pretty horsey!
George: Horseys for all, children!
Allana: Akk! I'm bleeding!
George: I'm nakey!
Allana:I'magirl!
George: Crap, now I need pants. Come meet my Mommy!
Allana: Dude, can you say, failure to launch?
George's mom: seriosely, this is normal.
Allana: No way! Score!
George's mom: here, take some pads and birth control.
Allana: Lady, I'm only like 12.
George's mom: I don't care.
Myles: Lets go gallabanding through the countryside.
Allana: I like gallabanding! Ooooo, pretty sword!
Myles: Let's go back while we are on the brink of adventure and mystique!
Allana: Shut up old man!
Sklaw: Do you still suck?
Allana: I think so.
Sklaw: bwahahahaha! You don't suck anymore!
Allana: Score!
Gareth Sr.: Field Trip!
Jon: can my weird little friend come with?
Gareth Sr.: Sure, I don't care.
Allana: No way! I have friends!
Corum: No shit Sherlock.
Allana: Do you even try anymore?
Roger: Only the bravest lions go there Simba- er, Jon
Jon: I'm brave! come on Alan!
Yosander: Dude, we the shiz. Poof! No clothes for you!
Allana: Damn, gimme some clothes you perv.
Jon: kk, but I'm still gunna stare at you.
Yosander: dude, even we think you're a creepy perv!
Jon and Allana: Shut up.
Yosander: Crap, being defeated in an epic battle kinda sucks.
Jon: lets go home. wanna be my squire?
Allana: Sure, just so long as you arent checkin me out.
Jon: too late.
So? should i do in the hand of the goddess too? or just leave you all to shaking your heads in dismay?
