K, special thanks to the king's own knight for letting me use this format. yeah, i was bored and inspired by other parodys. be afraid!

Allana: I don't wanna sew!

Thom: Crazy as it sounds, I do not enjoy pain.

Allana: Wait! I have a plan.

Corum: Tralala, off to corus we go!

Allana: I'm Brave!

Corum: No shit sherlock, I guess you can be a knight.

Allana:Woopee!

Corum: There's fricken theives everywhere!

George: Damn I'm sexy.

Allana: I'm going to ignore this fact until the third book!

Gareth Sr.: Be a dog of the military Ed!

Allana: huh?
Gareth Sr.: er, I mean Alan.

Ralon: I'm fat, smelly and gggaaayyyyy!

Allana: You poopy head!

Ralon: I'm moments from inflicting bodily harm on you!

Jon: What the crap is goin on here Gary?

Gary: I recite events and conversations with stunning accuracy!

Francis: I'm a character made for death, don't get too attatched!

Raul: I don't get a girl until like, twenty years from now? Gay! She better be hot!

Allana: There is an extreme lack of people my own age. I'll hang out with you guys!

Everyone: kk

Allana: Training is hhhhaaaarrrdddd!

Corum: No shit Sherlock.

Allana: Stop saying that!

George: Yeah, I'm still the Shit.

Ralon: I'm a jerk!

Allana: Underhanded methods!

Ralon: I'm a big baby!

Everyone: We're sick!

Francis: My death teaches a lesson to the main character!

Jon: I'm really sick.

Allana: Damn.

Goddess: nananananananananana GODDESSS!!

Jon: Mithros is helping me! Yay! Dude my friend has a girly voice!

Roger: I'm a creepy but oddly sexy man!

Allana: I don't like you.

Sklaw: You all suck.

Allana: Damn.

George: I have a present for you!

Jon: You're a theif!

George: Der, I'm way more nice, romantic, sexy and awesome than you!

Allana: Pretty horsey!

Jon: Another pretty horsey!

George: Horseys for all, children!

Allana: Akk! I'm bleeding!

George: I'm nakey!

Allana:I'magirl!

George: Crap, now I need pants. Come meet my Mommy!

Allana: Dude, can you say, failure to launch?

George's mom: seriosely, this is normal.

Allana: No way! Score!

George's mom: here, take some pads and birth control.

Allana: Lady, I'm only like 12.

George's mom: I don't care.

Myles: Lets go gallabanding through the countryside.

Allana: I like gallabanding! Ooooo, pretty sword!

Myles: Let's go back while we are on the brink of adventure and mystique!

Allana: Shut up old man!

Sklaw: Do you still suck?

Allana: I think so.

Sklaw: bwahahahaha! You don't suck anymore!

Allana: Score!

Gareth Sr.: Field Trip!

Jon: can my weird little friend come with?

Gareth Sr.: Sure, I don't care.

Allana: No way! I have friends!

Corum: No shit Sherlock.

Allana: Do you even try anymore?

Roger: Only the bravest lions go there Simba- er, Jon

Jon: I'm brave! come on Alan!

Yosander: Dude, we the shiz. Poof! No clothes for you!

Allana: Damn, gimme some clothes you perv.

Jon: kk, but I'm still gunna stare at you.

Yosander: dude, even we think you're a creepy perv!

Jon and Allana: Shut up.

Yosander: Crap, being defeated in an epic battle kinda sucks.

Jon: lets go home. wanna be my squire?

Allana: Sure, just so long as you arent checkin me out.

Jon: too late.

So? should i do in the hand of the goddess too? or just leave you all to shaking your heads in dismay?