A/N: This is my first Shaman King fanfic! Now just to let you know, I don't hate Manta, but he really needs to get chill pills! And I haven't read all of the books yet so I apologize if I get something wrong, for example if the characters might be a little OOC.

Disclaimer: I do not own Shaman King

Breakdown #1: The frog

One day, Manta was walking when he saw a golden frog on the sidewalk. "AAAAAAAA! IT'S A GOLDEN FROG! THAT'S NOT NORMAL!"

Yoh walked by and scooped the frog into his arms. "Calm down dude. It's just a golden toad. They're endangered."

Manta gaped at him. "SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT THIS GOLDEN TOAD IS HARMLESS?"

Then, he fainted from shock.

Breakdown #2: Anna and Yoh?

Manta was sitting on a bench watching the people walk by. But then, he saw something unusual. Sitting on the opposite side of the bench was a couple, kissing. The girl had blonde hair and the boy had dark hair. And Manta only knew 1 couple who had blonde hair and dark hair: Yoh and Anna.

He stared at them. "YOH? ANNA? YOU GUYS KISS IN PUBLIC? YOH AND ANNA SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-"

But he was cut off when the couple turned to look at Manta. And it was not Yoh or Anna. They were just a couple who had the same hair colour as them.

Then Manta spazzed as he was held down by the couple's guards.

Breakdown #3: The ghost

Manta was in Yoh and Anna's house, watching the news. When it was over for the commercials, a ghostly figure took up the whole screen. Plus, the air got colder. Manta screamed.

"YOH! ANNA! SOMEBODY HELP! A GHOST IS ATTACKING ME! IT'S ON THE SCREEN!"

But the ghostly figure faded from the screen and was replaced with a girl screaming. It was only a trailer for a horror movie. But why did the air turn cold?

Yoh entered the room. "Hey, Manta. I turned on the AC. I hope you don't mind.

Turned out that Yoh turned on the AC. Wow. Fail.

Then Manta started freaking out because he screamed for nothing.

A/N: Sorry if this story is too short. But if I make more chapters for this with Manta always freaking out, then it will get old.

I know that golden toads are extinct (sadly) but they were still alive for this story. Just saying because then everybody might wonder why golden toads are still alive when they're actually extinct. Please review!