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Chapter 1
Skeleton Song, Kate Nash
Valkrie POV...
Ugh, I hate buses! I don't even know why we are on one...We being Flecher and me...Yes Flecher! You see I needed help to find the Skull But Tanith had ran off to Italy to find Springheeled Jack, Ghasley Hasn't come out of his shop since Annamore
It has been 2 weeks since Skulduggery got sucked into that portal thing-ey majig. I'm past the whole 'using my reflection to go downstairs to get me toast because I'm too depressed to get it myself' so now I'm at the point were I'm annoyed...For a reason unknown at this very moment in time.
Anyway back to the reason I hate buses...Well that's also on the 'I don't know' list too to be honest.
'Why are we on the bus?' I asked no one in particular
'Because it's culture, my dear.' Grinned Flecher
I couldn't help but smile, so I quickly turned around and popped my Ipod earphones back in. I frowned when I felt someone move my hair, and gasped when someone took out my left earphone to see what I was listening to.
#Skeleton you are my friend
But you are made of bone
And you have got no flesh and blood
Running through you to help protect the bone
Skeleton we have been friends for years
And you have seen me through some trials
And tribulations and some tears
But everybody thinks I'm weird
And I should have known
That it wouldn't be long
Until you, you've got me standing in an awkward position
With unwanted attention and a need for explanation
And it's not that I'm letting go of you
But I don't know what to do
Skeleton we are so close
But you have got no body
So why do you insist on wearing clothes#
Flechers expression softened a bit and cocked his head to the side and said,
'That's kind of Sad Val, do you listen to this song much?'
'No!' I almost shouted in defense earning a few looks from some guys (who did a impression of Fleachers Hedgehog look almost perfectly) who nudged each other and pointed in our direction and iI even got a Wolf-Whistle .
Then Flecher did the Unexpected and hugged me and whispered
'Would I be Breaking a law if I punched the ratty looking one? I think its called Lee...
I shook my head against his shoulder,
'No But I wanted to do that'
'Huh, I would never have guessed'
'Anyway, Why are we on a bus?'
'Well I got a tip off a old mate that (A/N Say out loud as it will Probably make more sense)
Well...Finbar Wrong's Wife Sharon's (lovely Girl, Rocken Body, Nice Rack!) Bridesmaid's Sister's Boyfriend's Cousin's, Yak Vet has a pen pal that's friends with this girl who goes to the same Veggie bar As this guy who goes to a car garage, to get his sport Lotus Serviced by this girl who collects skulls and poker card's.'
He finished with a Ta Da and jazz Hands.
'That was pretty impressive, I must say' I said Astonished that he managed to say that in one breathe.
'Yes, Yes it was, Another talent I seem to withhold in my very pretty head'
'So are we going there now?'
'Yes we are' He said sure of himself for me to trust him he knows were we are going.
We got off the 41 bus outside a nice looking little main street facing a Mc Donald's and some other shops, in the short distance they could see some steps going up around a shop up to some apartments.
'Is she a mage?' I asked, Confused by the clean, Welcoming and well looked after appearance of the apartments and the area that they were in; As it was very family oriented.
'I don't know. All I know is that She's a she and she lives in
"3 The Plaza, Main Street, Swords"' Muttered Flecher looking up and down the street.
They were in a nice area, just outside main Dublin; they were in Swords, Beside A big shopping center, Some- being a lot-of Pubs and Bookies.
'Well, lets go and meet The Cats mother.' I muttered.
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Violet Nymph
