America relaxed on the table, waiting for England and France to start bickering again.

At this rate, they'll drag me into it too.

"America, you git! Stop sleeping!"

Knew it. They're predictable.

America looked up with a cheesy grin. "Sorry British dude! I totally got wasted last night. Gots me a bit of a hang over!"

Or maybe I was trying to get some work done. I'm still sick, you know.

England sighed. "It's 'I have a bit of a hangover' wanker!"

I know.

America shrugged, leaning back in his chair. "Whatever, limey! We never get anything done anyway. Let's just relax, bra!"

America instantly regretted that. America, your smarts are showing.

France scoffed. "Well, I guess the hamburger eating lazy-ass is right."

America stood. "Hellz yeah! I'm always right, because I'm the hero!" America then leaned over the table. "Does this mean you'll make me another hot green chick like you used to?"

France immediately refused. "Non. And I revoke my statement about you being right."

"...Not cool, man." America said, looking dejected.

Safe.

But that's how it works.

I'm an ass hole on purpose.

China groaned. "Why do any of us even trade with you?"

Because I'm profitable.

America sat down and leaned his chair back. "Cuz I'm rich, bra."

That's what you think.

England glared at America. "How in the world can I hear that you misspelled 'cause'?"

"Psh, only you can catch grammar in someone's chat, bra."

America leaned back in his more, falling to the ground. He laughed. "Damn, that hurt!"

And once again, eyes full of disdain, shame and pure disgust found his fallen form.

However, there were violet eyes fill with pity. Eyes who belonged to one who was never seen.

The one who never laughed at the happily crying joker.

America stood, only glancing the the invisible man that no one remembered.

He passed him by on purpose.

Stillbeanass

He ignored the only person who dare acknowledge his brilliant mind.

Stillbeanass Stillbeanass Stillbeanass

Just so that, one day, while everyone else suffered, he could be on top.

Wait...

Oh, he's really just an ass hole after all.


"Why do you do this to yourself, America?"

"I'm afraid, Alfred."

"Of what?"

"That they'll realize I know more than they thought. That I'll be more than just an idiot who can't survive."

"So?"

"Alfred... I'll always be an ass hole. A ingenious, self supplying, self supporting, mother fucking ass hole."