Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer or any of the characters in this story. This was made for my amusement and the amusement of other Big Buffy Geeks out there.
Paring: eventually Fuffy
Summary: AU, what happened after Go Ask Malice? For those who don't know what that is, it's the book of the back story of Faith's life I recommend you read that first before reading this. This ladies and hopefully more ladies, is The Diary of Faith.
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June 21
Dear diary,
This is the first time I'm writing in this one, since I "lost" my first one at the bus station. I swear New York is worse than Southie. Ever since V gave me my first diary I've been hooked on writing in one. I wonder how the ol' broad is doing, I shouldn't be thinking about that, moving on. Well, once I got here I had to go steal some batteries from a convenience store, cause get this, that little kid's game boy I stole, the fucking batteries were dead! It made me want to go GRR…ARRGH! But I digress. Hey don't look at me like that; I know what that word means. Anyway, once I did that, I went to check out the sites until night fall, then that's when the fun really began. I managed to find a huge gang of vamps of like 5 or 6, and your girl Faith here, dusted them all! That's right bitches I am, the queen. Anyway after that, I felt something, weird about myself, I was like hungry and horny. I went to take care of the hungriness at this nice Italian diner, can't remember what it's called Pagili's or something I don't know, well I sit down at the bar and this brunette girls gives me the eye and not the eye I'm use to either, I'm use to the "hey you fucking slut, get your hands of my man!" kind of look or "you stupid freak, why don't you just die." look, but this girl she was undressing me with her eyes, and your girl Faithy here normally doesn't dig the ladies…until that night. Hey what can I say I was REALLY horny and she was convenient, and MAN! The things she could do with that tongue of hers! Let me tell you if I knew sex with girls was that good I would've switched over way before I met Ronnie. Well that's all for now I'm getting kind of sleepy
Much love,
Faith
P.S. forgive any spelling mistakes, cause you know me never been no spelling bee champ.
