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Accents: Leading Cause of America's Insanity

"That's it!"

Matthew "eep"ed and nearly dropped his foot high stack of golden pancakes. Alfred huffed and plopped down on the teal, worn couch the boys owned in their small apartment. Matthew, being the polite Canadian he is, began to question his brother's attitude with his beyond-full mouth when Alfred interrupted him. "I've had enough with Australia and his stupid accent!" Alfred shouted, grabbing a random bag of stale BBQ chips he'd left on the coffee table along with his week old Coca-Cola. "I can't understand half a damn thing he says! And he acts like he's sooooo much better than anyone else just because he plays the piano." Matthew winced as he managed to swallow the clump of Canadian Maple drenched pancakes. "Al, his accent sounds normal to him. Wouldn't you think your accent sounds odd to him as well, eh?" Alfred gave the "who's side are you on" look as he angrily shoved chips into his mouth. "I sphek norfally, fank shu!" Matthew rolled his eyes but couldn't help but to smile at his brother's ignorance.

"I'm the only one without an accent! Australia and England have their weird 'mate' or 'bloody's. China has no idea what a preposition is. Japan couldn't pronounce 'lollipop' to save his life. You have your retarded 'eh's, and let's not even start with Italy and France!" Matthew felt his eye twitch at the stereotype of Canadian but didn't mention it.

"Well, there are some words you're a little… different saying."

Wrong thing to say.

Alfred perked up and shot Matt a glare. "Like!" Matthew raised his hands in his defense. "I-I'm not saying I think so, j-just some other countries might!" Alfred pouted and tossed the now 3/4ths empty bag of chips across the room, near last month's Cheeto Puffs.

"I'm going to play CoD, later." Alfred mumbled, trying to convey his embarrassment when he tripped over a can of Sprite.

Matthew chuckled lightly as his brother's curses faded down the hall. As ignorant as he was, he had to admit his brother was pretty darned cute at times.


A/N: REEEAAALLY short but I wanted to do something for Hetalia at least once. ^^

I should write something for my favorite Hetalia couples too... JapanxTaiwan and LichtensteinxSwitzerland...