The Wings of Icuras chapter 1
Fic info: For those who don't know who Icuras is he's a professional wrestler in Chikara and he's so awesome even Chuck Norris bows down to him it's a kind of classic British kind of like a Red Dwarf comedy show also starring Chuck Taylor, Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards as well as Sara Del Ray and not forgetting F.I.S.T's resident Kryton Gran Akuma
In Deep Space a young man with short brown hair purple tights with F.I.S.T on them and silver kick pads the mans name Icuras as he wakes up he looks and says "Could someone explain to me who the smeg-head was who took my top off" causing a laugh track to be played
"Morin' Icuras" Yawns Chuck Taylor rubbing the sleep out of his eyes
"Morning Chuck" replies Icuras before going "Hey where are we"
"No idea but you should check out side" notes Taylor combing his short hair
Icuras walks through some corridors not even noticing the stars and space in the background before going
"Bloody hell the Chikara locker rooms changed" before looking out the window and seeing the space scenery before doing a double take and going
"Holy. Shit "as Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards walk past and go
"Yeah you can see Del Reys tits from here"
"Really" smiles Icuras gawking before dumbly releasing he's been tricked
"EDWARDS RICHARDS YOU TWO SON'S OF A BITCH!" running right into Sara Del Rey
"Oh Sorry Sara" chuckles Icuras
"You Should Be How Dare you still be in your tights I mean I took your top of and banged you senseless and you don't return the favor" scolds Del Rey
"Sorry but you know there could be people watching" notes Icuras
"How were in space" replies Del Rey
"But there's School Ships driving past" notes Icuras
"Really"
"NO!" shouts Icuras "I mean how pissed am I, I mean I think I'm in space"
"No Icuras you are" notes a voice from behind him
Icuras turns around and sees his good friend Gran Akuma
"Akuma wait you look different" notes Icuras
"Oh I'm a cyborg" replies Akuma
"Your having a laugh right" asks Icuras
"No but look Del Reys getting pushed down and mounted... is that the value you call love" asks Akuma
"No Akuma that's rape" replies Icuras calmly as the laugh track plays
5 Minutes later
The entire crew of Icuras, Eddie Edwards, Davey Richards, Chuck Taylor and Akuma are listening to Sara Del Rey making a speech
"I'm bored" moans Chuck
"STOP YOUR WHINING MAGGOT!" shouts Del Rey causing Chuck to jump into Richards' arms
"Sara" asks Icuras
"WHAT!" shouts Del Rey
"Where are we?"
"Oh we are in deep space you see we needed someone to go with us to the edge of the solar system and you were the only one there so we used you" smiles Del Rey
"Oh That's Okay" smiles Icuras before the penny drops "DEEP SPACE No we can't be in deep space" panics Icuras
"And Why is that" asks Chuck
"Well I can't shag anyone in deep space and don't even think about it Chuck" says Icuras annoyed
"Well we've always got Del Rey" smiles Edwards
"Not a chance there's no way I'm going to fuck someone who's less hot than my own armpit after 100 games of table tennis" notes Icuras
"Come on Icuras you've dated worse" says Richards
"Only Due to very poor disco lighting" defends Icuras
"Err guys we're about to crash into a planet" calmly says Akuma
To be continued
