Cinderella
The classic story re-told by...ME!
By:Hanna Dingel.
Yes, I shall give my last name. Like anyone could find me!
(First Scene:Cinderella is with her papa, and he's giving her a pony, and a pupppy. Ella, as we shall call Cinderella for short, is petting both pony and puppy lovingly.
Evil soon to be stepmother is sitting on balcony watchingElla's every move.She is also strokeing her two ugly daughter's, Drezelda and Grezelda's hair.
We will call the Evil Step mother mom for short, and mom, Grezelda and Drezelda the step-people.)
ELLA: Oh, father! I am so grateful for these beautiful pets!*pets puppy*
PUPPY: *licks Ella's hand*
ELLA:*laughs fakely, like a prep or a model, pretending to laugh*HE HE!
PAPA:I am so glad you like your presents.Now, I have something to tell you.
ELLA:*looks curiously at her father*
PAPA: I am going to marry the evil woman I've been dating since before your mother died.
ELLA:*drags out knife*YOU WHAT?!?!DIE, EVIL MORONIC FATHER!*satbs father in chest*
PAPA:*dies slowly*S-S-S-crew y-y-y-y-ou.*sputters**dies*
MOM:NOOOOOO!*pretends to wilt like the evil witch of the west*
GREZELDA:Oh, mother. Pleaseeeee. Now, she's OURS. All OURS!MWAH HA HA HA HA!!!*evil grin*
MOM:*thinks*OH!MWAH HA HA HA HA!*stops again to think what she's laughing about**finally realizes tht Ella can be their slave*He he.*smirks*
DREZELDA:HE HE!CINDY-RELLA HAS TO WORK FOR....*tries to pause dramaticly**not working*US!*da da da da...evil music plays in background*
(Scene switches to 6 or 7 years later, when Ella is charming, beautiful, and a very good servant. Oh, and she has long, wavy blonde hair and is anarexic.)
BIRDS: Chirp, chirp. Sing, sing. Ella, wake up!
CINDERELLA: *pulls out rifle*FUCK OFF.
MICE: Cinderelly, wake up!
"CINDERELLEY": *shoots one of mice. The annoying one that sings all the time.*
ELLA: *fellsm sorry for shooting little birdies, so she begins to sing apology*
GLASS: *shatters*
MICE AND BIRDS: *scatter*
Ella: YOU DON"T LIKE MY SINGING?*pulls out gun*
MICE AND BIRDS: *pretend to like singing*
ELLA: better.
ELLA: *gets up and begins to make breakfast*Hmm. Should I make nails'n'screws today, or arsinic tea?*decides arsinic tea, and begin's makeing it*.
BRUNO(DOG): *is pretending to kill Lucifer in a dream*
LUCIFER(CAT): *THINKS:Ohh!Bruno...I should get him in trouble...*
LUCIFER: MEOW!(feed meeeeeeee!)
ELLA: Ok,ok!*takes milk for tea out and pours it in Lucifer's moldy dish*
LUCIFER: *THINKS: Moldy Milk! Still your best bet for intestinal parasites...*
ELLA: get over it, you dumb fat furry honery cat.
LUCIFER: *THINKS:Ohh!Bruno...I should get him in trouble...*
LUCIFER: *bites Bruno's you know what*
BRUNO: ARFFF!(OWW)!!!!!*tries to kill Lucifer*
ELLA: *pulls out butcher's knife she used for killing the OTHER dog when he misbehaved* SHUT THE HELL UP, BOTH OF YOU!
BRUNO AND LUCIFER: *both shut up*
ELLA: *fixes tea for evil step-people*
GUS-GUS: *climbs in one of the cups*
LUCIFER: BREAKFAST!
GUS-GUS: shit.
ELLA: *climbs up stairs to deliver Grezelda's tea and to pick up her laundry*
GREZELDA: *gives Ella a pile of dirty, stained underwear* WASH THIS BEFORE SUNDOWN!*snorts unknown powder Ella fixed her*
ELLA: *goes into Drezelda's bedroon next, to serve her tea and pick up her laundry*
DREZELDA: *hands Ella a pile of dirty bra's and some MORE stained underwear* Wah THIS BEFORE NOON!!!
ELLA: gross!*gag*
ELLA: *next goes into evil stepmothers room, to serve her her tea and prozac*
MOM: Thanks for my tea, dear. Did you put arsinic in it? It tastes soo good...*takes sip, and smiles like she's on crack*
ELLA: Yes, stepmother.
MOM: oh, and wash everything, lick the floors clean...and wash all my dirty stained BRAS!
ELLA: *mumbles* shit. gross.
MOM: WHAT?
ELLA: *quietly* nothing, stepmother.
ELLA: *takes all the dirty cloths bundles*
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Well, thats chappie 1!Please R&R, greatly appriciated. Oh, and I don't know if I spelled "Grezelda" or "Drezelda" right. Please correct me
if I have any other misspelled words(I am a horrible speller and profreder).Thanks a lot for takeing you precious time to read my story...
Cowgrl_Cant_Rope(A FRIENDS GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO ROPE!FINALLY!)OH! And.... I'll have chappuie 2 up within hours!
The classic story re-told by...ME!
By:Hanna Dingel.
Yes, I shall give my last name. Like anyone could find me!
(First Scene:Cinderella is with her papa, and he's giving her a pony, and a pupppy. Ella, as we shall call Cinderella for short, is petting both pony and puppy lovingly.
Evil soon to be stepmother is sitting on balcony watchingElla's every move.She is also strokeing her two ugly daughter's, Drezelda and Grezelda's hair.
We will call the Evil Step mother mom for short, and mom, Grezelda and Drezelda the step-people.)
ELLA: Oh, father! I am so grateful for these beautiful pets!*pets puppy*
PUPPY: *licks Ella's hand*
ELLA:*laughs fakely, like a prep or a model, pretending to laugh*HE HE!
PAPA:I am so glad you like your presents.Now, I have something to tell you.
ELLA:*looks curiously at her father*
PAPA: I am going to marry the evil woman I've been dating since before your mother died.
ELLA:*drags out knife*YOU WHAT?!?!DIE, EVIL MORONIC FATHER!*satbs father in chest*
PAPA:*dies slowly*S-S-S-crew y-y-y-y-ou.*sputters**dies*
MOM:NOOOOOO!*pretends to wilt like the evil witch of the west*
GREZELDA:Oh, mother. Pleaseeeee. Now, she's OURS. All OURS!MWAH HA HA HA HA!!!*evil grin*
MOM:*thinks*OH!MWAH HA HA HA HA!*stops again to think what she's laughing about**finally realizes tht Ella can be their slave*He he.*smirks*
DREZELDA:HE HE!CINDY-RELLA HAS TO WORK FOR....*tries to pause dramaticly**not working*US!*da da da da...evil music plays in background*
(Scene switches to 6 or 7 years later, when Ella is charming, beautiful, and a very good servant. Oh, and she has long, wavy blonde hair and is anarexic.)
BIRDS: Chirp, chirp. Sing, sing. Ella, wake up!
CINDERELLA: *pulls out rifle*FUCK OFF.
MICE: Cinderelly, wake up!
"CINDERELLEY": *shoots one of mice. The annoying one that sings all the time.*
ELLA: *fellsm sorry for shooting little birdies, so she begins to sing apology*
GLASS: *shatters*
MICE AND BIRDS: *scatter*
Ella: YOU DON"T LIKE MY SINGING?*pulls out gun*
MICE AND BIRDS: *pretend to like singing*
ELLA: better.
ELLA: *gets up and begins to make breakfast*Hmm. Should I make nails'n'screws today, or arsinic tea?*decides arsinic tea, and begin's makeing it*.
BRUNO(DOG): *is pretending to kill Lucifer in a dream*
LUCIFER(CAT): *THINKS:Ohh!Bruno...I should get him in trouble...*
LUCIFER: MEOW!(feed meeeeeeee!)
ELLA: Ok,ok!*takes milk for tea out and pours it in Lucifer's moldy dish*
LUCIFER: *THINKS: Moldy Milk! Still your best bet for intestinal parasites...*
ELLA: get over it, you dumb fat furry honery cat.
LUCIFER: *THINKS:Ohh!Bruno...I should get him in trouble...*
LUCIFER: *bites Bruno's you know what*
BRUNO: ARFFF!(OWW)!!!!!*tries to kill Lucifer*
ELLA: *pulls out butcher's knife she used for killing the OTHER dog when he misbehaved* SHUT THE HELL UP, BOTH OF YOU!
BRUNO AND LUCIFER: *both shut up*
ELLA: *fixes tea for evil step-people*
GUS-GUS: *climbs in one of the cups*
LUCIFER: BREAKFAST!
GUS-GUS: shit.
ELLA: *climbs up stairs to deliver Grezelda's tea and to pick up her laundry*
GREZELDA: *gives Ella a pile of dirty, stained underwear* WASH THIS BEFORE SUNDOWN!*snorts unknown powder Ella fixed her*
ELLA: *goes into Drezelda's bedroon next, to serve her tea and pick up her laundry*
DREZELDA: *hands Ella a pile of dirty bra's and some MORE stained underwear* Wah THIS BEFORE NOON!!!
ELLA: gross!*gag*
ELLA: *next goes into evil stepmothers room, to serve her her tea and prozac*
MOM: Thanks for my tea, dear. Did you put arsinic in it? It tastes soo good...*takes sip, and smiles like she's on crack*
ELLA: Yes, stepmother.
MOM: oh, and wash everything, lick the floors clean...and wash all my dirty stained BRAS!
ELLA: *mumbles* shit. gross.
MOM: WHAT?
ELLA: *quietly* nothing, stepmother.
ELLA: *takes all the dirty cloths bundles*
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Well, thats chappie 1!Please R&R, greatly appriciated. Oh, and I don't know if I spelled "Grezelda" or "Drezelda" right. Please correct me
if I have any other misspelled words(I am a horrible speller and profreder).Thanks a lot for takeing you precious time to read my story...
Cowgrl_Cant_Rope(A FRIENDS GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO ROPE!FINALLY!)OH! And.... I'll have chappuie 2 up within hours!
