Scarlett stood on the top of the stairs, watching as Rhett...yeah, think that's his name, walked down the stairs. "Oh, Rhett! Rhett!" She ran down the stairs and started to caress him. "Rhett, Rhett! Rhett, Rhett... Rhett..."
"Yes, that...would be my name, what do you want, woman? I got a beer and a sammich waiting for me."
"Where shall I go? What shall I do?" Scarlett stepped back a bit and wiped a tear. "…What kind of sandwich is it?"
"Frankly, my dear, I believe it is ham." He placed his hat on his head and walked out the door, fog engulfing him.
Scarlett, confused, thought for a second. "I don't...don't think that was the line..."
Iron Man flew in, bursting through the roof. He landed behind her. "I am Iron Man, and frankly I don't give a damn." He pulled her in and made out with her for a minute. Then he blasted her out the door with his repulsor ray. "I love my job." He flew through the wall and into the night sky.
