Linda Danvers: Pretty Virgin Guardian
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"Linda's Recovery"
Written by Mark Moore
Author's note: This miniseries is the sequel to my 12-issue "Linda Danvers" maxiseries and my 6-issue "Linda Danvers: Girl of Steel" miniseries. Linda Danvers and her friend, Lara Love, graduated high school and left their home of Leesburg, Virginia, to live in Chicago, Illinois. Linda discovered that she's an alien adopted by humans and decided to become a super-hero called Supergirl. Linda got a job at the Chicago Tribune as a reporter on Supergirl. Linda and Lara created a monthly "Supergirl" comic book series based on Linda's real adventures. It became a hit. Linda met Clark Kent, Superman. He's her first cousin, and he informed her that she's a Kryptonian. During her adventures, Linda met and became friends with Bruce Wayne, Batman; Selina Kyle, Catwoman; Diana Prince, Wonder Woman; and Lois Lane. Recently, Linda and Lara started a romance, upsetting Linda's parents. Reading "Linda Danvers" and "Linda Danvers: Girl of Steel" is not necessary to understanding this miniseries but is recommended.
I wrote this story from Thursday, January 1, 2004, 11:20 AM to Wednesday, March 3, 2004, 12:43 AM. I'm sorry that it's late. Feel free to send/leave me reviews, whether you love, like, dislike, or hate the story. Enjoy!
Thursday, January 1, 2004, 8:00 AM
Linda Danvers woke up and turned to look at Lara Love, who was sleeping to her left in bed.
She smiled as she thought about her relationship with Lara.
Linda leaned over and kissed Lara's lips.
Lara woke up.
Linda stopped kissing Lara. "Good morning."
Lara smiled. "Good morning."
"So, what do you wanna do today?" Linda asked. "We've got the whole day to ourselves."
"Yeah, I guess that's true." Lara said. "You're off work today, and I'm done with my college course. Wanna fuck?"
"No." Linda replied. "I'm not ready to have sex yet. I want to be with you for a while, so I can be fairly confident that we'll stay together, before I offer my cunt to you."
"Please." Lara begged.
"No." Linda said. "We can stay in bed for a few more minutes and make out, but that's as far as we're going."
"Okay." Lara agreed.
"Then we'll watch our shows and go on patrol." Linda said.
Linda and Lara hugged and kissed each other.
Linda picked up the receiver in the kitchen and dialed her parents' home phone number.
The phone rang twice.
"Hello?" Fred answered.
"Hi, daddy." Linda said. "Happy New Year."
"Happy New Year to you, too." Fred said.
"How ya doin'?" Linda asked.
"Okay." Fred replied. "You?"
"Okay." Linda replied. "Is mommy there?"
"Yeah, hold on." Fred said. "Edna!"
"What?!" Edna asked.
"Linda's on the phone!" Fred replied. "She wants to talk with you!"
"I don't wanned talk with her!" Edna yelled.
"Sorry, Linda, she can't come to the phone right now." Fred told Linda.
"Daddy, need I remind you of my super-hearing?" Linda asked. "Covering the phone with your hand won't help."
"Sorry." Fred said.
"It's okay. If she doesn't wanna talk to me, then I don't care." Linda said. "What about us?"
"I didn't hang up on you; did I?"
"No, you didn't." Linda replied. "Thanks. So, uh, what do you think?"
"I've been thinking about it." Fred said. "I don't know. I still don't understand it."
"You don't have to understand it." Linda said. "Just let me know whether you're cool with it or not. If you're not, then that's fine."
"Really?" Fred asked. He sounded surprised to Linda.
"Yeah." Linda replied. "If I wasn't willing to lose you, then I wouldn't have told you, or I wouldn't have kept the romance going. I won't give my romance with Lara up for you."
Fred was silent for a moment. "It wouldn't be fine. It took a lot of courage for you to tell us this. I suppose that it would be like a child revealing to her parents that she's a mutant."
"Lara's parents took it fine." Linda said.
Fred was silent for a moment. "We're fine."
Linda smiled. "Great. I love you."
"I love you, too." Fred said. "Bye."
"Bye." Linda hung up the receiver.
Linda and Lara walked into Jewel.
Linda got a shopping cart, and she and Lara started walking throughout the store.
"Y'know, I'm in the mood for Japanese food." Linda said.
"Okay." Lara said.
They went to the foreign foods aisle.
Tuesday, January 6, 2004, 6:24 PM
Linda and Lara walked into Suncoast.
They went over to a display. Each of them picked up a copy of the widescreen version of "Underworld" on DVD.
"This is an awesome film." Lara said.
"Yeah." Linda agreed. "I love Kate Beckinsale."
They went over to another display.
Linda picked up five bottles of Sangaria Strawberry Soda. Lara picked up five bottles of Sangaria Melon Soda.
They went over to the counter and paid for the DVDs and drinks. They received their change and bags. They placed their change into their bags.
Linda and Lara walked out of Suncoast.
Friday, January 9, 2004, 5:01 PM
On her way home from work, Linda saw a store called John's Books in a plaza and decided to check it out.
Linda walked over to the store's door, opened it, and entered John's Books.
She heard two people talking. She walked over to the counter.
Linda was surprised to see John and Chuck walk over to her.
John looked surprised. "Linda?! What are you doing here?!"
"I've been living here since last July." Linda replied. "What are you two doing here?"
"Well, Warren was trying to get a new store built. The county blocked it. He got mad, sold me his inventory, and moved to Tennessee. Chuck and I have family up here, so we decided to move here, and I opened up this store." John replied.
"Cool!" Linda exclaimed. "Are you gonna be selling comics?"
John nodded. "Yeah. It'll just be a limited thing, though. We're not gonna order a lot of comics like last time. We lost of lot of money on that. A lot of money. It'll just be for me, Chuck, you, Lara, and whoever else specifically wants them."
"Cool." Linda said.
John walked behind the counter. Chuck sat in the rolling chair in front of the counter.
"So, why'd you move up here?" John asked Linda.
"My mom made me. She wanted me to live with her relatives and go to the University of Illinois." Linda replied. "I decided to create a comic book series, and Lara decided to move up here with me and be my illustrator. I discovered a new super-hero called Supergirl, took pictures of her, and got a job at the Chicago Tribune as their official Supergirl reporter. Lara and I founded Supergirl Enterprise, Unlimited; started supergirl dot org; and started a 'Supergirl' comic book series."
"Cool." John said. "Bring it in sometime. I'd love to see it."
"Okay." Linda said.
"You got a nice house?" John asked.
Linda shrugged. "I guess. My parents paid for it, but they didn't pay much. It's okay, though."
John nodded. "Good."
"I gotta get home. Lara probably has dinner ready." Linda said.
"Okay." John said. "We'll be ordering as soon as the new 'Previews' comes in. Stop by sometime."
"Okay." Linda waved and walked back over to the door. "Have a good day."
John waved. "Take care, buddy."
Chuck waved. "Bye, Linda."
Linda opened the door and walked outside.
Linda walked into the living room.
She closed and locked the screen door, then she closed and locked the front door.
Linda walked into the kitchen.
Lara was standing at the stove, putting food onto a plate. She looked at Linda. "Hey."
"Hey." Linda kissed Lara's lips.
"How was work?" Lara asked.
"Good." Linda replied. "You'll never guess who I saw in a bookstore that I checked out on my way home."
"Who?" Lara asked.
"John and Chuck." Linda replied.
"You're fuckin' kiddin' me." Lara said.
"Nope!" Linda exclaimed. "Warren was trying to get a new store built. The county blocked it. He got mad, sold his inventory to John, and moved to Tennessee. John and Chuck have family up here, so they decided to move here, and John opened up a new store."
"Awesome!" Lara exclaimed. "Are they gonna be sellin' comics?"
"Yeah, as soon as they get the new 'Previews' in." Linda replied. "It'll be a limited thing, though, just for them, you, me, and whoever else specifically wants 'em."
"Awesome!" Lara exclaimed. "Well, go get changed. We've got beef teriyaki for dinner."
"Cool." Linda walked into the bedroom.
Monday, January 12, 2004, 6:27 PM
Linda and Lara walked into Suncoast.
They went over to a shelf. Each of them picked up a copy of the January, 2003, issue of "Newtype".
"'Happy Lesson'." Linda read. "Interesting."
"I wonder what they mean by that." Lara said.
They went over to another display.
Linda picked up five bottles of Sangaria Strawberry Soda. Lara picked up five bottles of Sangaria Melon Soda.
They went over to the counter and paid for the magazines and drinks. They received their change and bags. They placed their change into their bags.
Linda and Lara walked out of Suncoast.
That night, Linda and Lara got into bed, Linda to Lara's right.
They lay down and kissed each other's lips.
"Good night." Linda said.
"Good night." Lara said.
Linda closed her eyes and waited to go to sleep.
Soon, she heard Lara moaning.
Linda smiled. She knew that Lara was masturbating. Linda slipped her left hand into her pajama pants and gently masturbated herself.
Lara had her orgasm first. Linda could hear a cry of pleasure escape Lara's mouth. Hearing it made Linda masturbate faster.
Linda had her own orgasm a minute later. She let out a passionate cry. Linda brought her left hand to her lips and sucked her fingers clean.
Soon, Linda drifted off to sleep, happy that she no longer felt ashamed about pleasuring herself with Lara present.
Tuesday, January 20, 2004, 6:20 PM
Linda and Lara walked into Suncoast.
They went over to a display. Each of them picked up a copy of Volume 4 of "Super Gals!" on DVD.
"This is such a fun series." Linda said.
"Yeah." Lara agreed.
They went over to another display.
Linda picked up five bottles of Sangaria Strawberry Soda. Lara picked up five bottles of Sangaria Melon Soda.
They went over to the counter and paid for the DVDs and drinks. They received their change and bags. They placed their change into their bags.
Linda and Lara walked out of Suncoast.
Wednesday, January 21, 2004, 12:05 PM
Linda and Lara walked into 7th Inning Stretch. Linda was carrying 20 copies of Supergirl #6 in a plastic bag.
They walked over to the counter and placed the bags on it.
"Hey, Jimmy." Linda greeted.
"Hey, Jimmy." Lara greeted.
"Hey, girls." Jimmy replied. "You got 20?"
"Yeah." Linda replied.
"Okay." Jimmy said.
Linda placed a sheet of paper on the counter. Jimmy picked up the list and read it.
He went, got the comic books and other items, and returned to the counter. He placed the items on the counter, got a calculator, and calculated the total price.
"Linda, $18.13. Lara, $5.24." he said.
Linda and Lara got out their cash and paid him.
He opened the cash register, put the money in, and put their items into brown paper bags.
"Okay." Jimmy took out money and closed the register. He counted as he placed the money on the counter, separating it into two piles. "$100, $200, $150, $300."
Linda picked up her $150. Lara picked up her $150. They each put their own money into their front right jeans pockets.
"Thanks." Linda and Lara said.
Jimmy took the copies of Supergirl #6 out of the bag.
Linda picked up her bag. "Have a good day."
"You, too." Jimmy said.
Lara picked up her bag, and she and Linda turned and walked back over to the door.
Linda opened the door, and she and Lara left the shop.
Linda and Lara entered John's Books. Linda was holding a copy of Supergirl #6 in her right hand.
They walked over to the counter.
"Hey, Linda. Hey, Lara." John said.
"Hey." Linda said.
"Hey." Lara said.
Linda placed the comic book on the counter.
"Oh, neat." John picked up the comic book and flipped through it. "This is neat. I like this. A little trivial, though."
"Hey, 'Supergirl' is laced with metaphor," Linda said, "subtext layered upon subtext."
"The superbly-crafted dialogue is almost Brechtian in its multiple layers of nuanced significance." Lara added.
John laughed. Linda and Lara joined in.
"How much?" John asked.
"$2.00." Linda replied.
John put the comic book on the counter and took a wad of bills out of his shirt pocket. He took two $1 bills and handed them to Linda. Linda took the bills and gave one of them to Lara. The girls put the bills into their front right pants pockets. John put the wad of bills back into his shirt pocket.
"Thanks." Linda said.
"Not a problem." John said.
Chuck walked over to the counter. "Hey, girls."
"Hey, Chuck." Linda and Lara said.
John picked up the comic book and showed it to Chuck. "Check out what Linda and Lara are doin'."
Chuck took the comic book and looked at it. "Sweet."
"We should get home." Lara said. "I gotta make dinner."
"Okay." John said. "Take care, girls."
"See ya." Chuck said.
Linda and Lara waved and walked back over to the door. Linda opened the door. Lara walked outside, and Linda followed her.
Tuesday, January 27, 2004, 6:31 PM
Linda and Lara walked into Suncoast.
They went over to a display. Each of them picked up a copy of the "G.I. Joe", Season 1, Part 1 DVD boxed set.
"I can't wait to see Cobra's diabolical plots." Lara said.
"Let's be brave and try to watch all 26 episodes in a row." Linda dared.
They went over to another display.
Linda picked up five bottles of Sangaria Strawberry Soda. Lara picked up five bottles of Sangaria Melon Soda.
They went over to the counter and paid for the DVDs and drinks. They received their change and bags. They placed their change into their bags.
Linda and Lara walked out of Suncoast.
Friday, January 30, 2004, 11:14 AM
Linda, wearing her winter Supergirl costume, and Lara, wearing her Power Girl outfit, were flying above Chicago.
"I don't have super-hearing, so you're gonna have to tell me when someone's in trouble." Lara said.
"Okay." Linda said.
Soon, Linda heard a girl screaming "Help!!! Get off me, fucker!!! Help!!!"
"This way." Linda turned left.
Lara, flying to Linda's right, followed her.
Soon, they arrived at a house.
They landed on the street.
Linda and Lara ran over to the front porch and up the steps. Linda opened the screen door, and Lara ran into the living room. Linda followed her. They ran up a staircase and down a hallway. Linda opened a door and ran into a bedroom. Lara followed her and stood to her left.
A girl, who looked to be in her early teens, was laying on the bed. A boy, who looked to be in his early twenties, was laying on top of her. He was holding her wrists to the bed. His pants and underwear were down around his ankles.
"Hold it!" Linda demanded.
The boy and girl looked at Linda and Lara.
Linda pointed her left index finger accusingly at the boy. "How dare you try to rape a girl?! You should jerk off instead of taking the jail bait!"
"Fuck!" the boy exclaimed.
"Not if we can help it!" Linda did some motions with her hands. "I'm the pretty virgin guardian of love and justice, Supergirl!"
Lara did some motions with her own hands. "And I'm also a pretty virgin guardian, Power Girl!"
Linda pointed her left index finger at the boy. "We will protect girls' vaginas from unwanted intrusions, and that means you!"
Lara pointed her left index finger at the boy. "In the name of virginity, -"
"- we will punish you!" Linda and Lara declared.
The boy got off of the girl and stood up. "You bitches will pay!"
"Sorry, I like totally left my wallet in my other outfit." Linda said.
"Please...help me." the girl begged.
The boy ran at Linda.
Linda kicked his penis.
The boy started screaming in pain and grabbed his penis.
"Lara, shut him up; will ya?" Linda asked.
Lara cut a piece of tape off of a roll in a dispenser on the girl's desk and taped the boy's mouth closed.
"Thanks." Linda said.
"Thank you so much!" the girl exclaimed, standing up.
Lara grinned. "Think nothing of it, good citizen!"
The girl stared at her.
"What happened?" Linda asked the girl.
"This guy's my boyfriend." the girl said. "I met him online last month. Yesterday, he asked if we could get together. I agreed to meet him today, when my mom's out, and I gave him my address. He came over, and we started kissing. That led to frenching and making out. He wanted to have intercourse, but I didn't want to. I didn't wanna get pregnant. I jerked him off, then I gave him a blowjob. That didn't satisfy him, so I offered to let him fuck me up the ass. That's when he tried to rape me."
"This is wrong on so many levels." Linda said. "First, you shouldn't be having sex at your age. Second, you shouldn't meet an online friend in a private place. Third, since he's over 18, and you're under 18, it's statutory rape; that isn't bad for you, but it's bad for him. Fourth, handjobs and blowjobs are still sex, and you can still get STDs from doing those things. Fifth, you can still get pregnant and/or infected by having anal sex."
"Yeah, I guess it was pretty stupid." the girl said. "Are you gonna tell my mom?"
"Well, here's what we're gonna do." Linda said. "We're taking this asshole to the police station, where you're gonna press charges. Then your mom will be called to the station. You're gonna tell her everything that you told us. Then he's gonna get tested for STDs. If he tests positive, you're gonna get tested, too. Got it?"
"Yeah." the girl replied.
Linda looked at the boy. "After the STD tests, you're gonna get a different exam. That thing might need to be amputated."
The boy started screaming through the tape.
Linda pulled the tape off of his mouth with her right hand. "Sorry; what was that?"
"Fuck you, bitch!" the boy yelled.
"Oh." Linda slapped him with her left hand.
Linda unlocked and opened the front door to the house.
She and Lara walked into the living room.
Lara closed the door and locked it.
They went into the kitchen.
"So, how'd I do?" Lara asked.
Linda took off her headband and wig and set them on the counter. "Good."
Lara smiled.
Linda opened the refrigerator. "Melon or Strawberry?"
"Strawberry." Lara replied.
Linda took out a bottle of Sangaria Strawberry Soda and a bottle of Sangaria Melon Soda. "Just one question, though."
"Yeah?" Lara asked.
Linda closed the refrigerator and handed the bottle of Sangaria Strawberry Soda to Lara. "'Think nothing of it, good citizen'?"
Lara opened her bottle and took a swig of the Sangaria Strawberry Soda. "Too corny?"
"Oh, yeah." Linda opened her own bottle and took a swig of the Sangaria Melon Soda.
Tuesday, February 3, 2004, 6:17 PM
Linda and Lara walked into Suncoast.
They went over to a display. Each of them picked up a copy of Volume 1 of "Happy Lesson" on DVD.
"I like the first episode." Linda said. "I'm gonna collect the entire series."
"Yeah, me, too." Lara said. "It's pretty funny."
They went over to another display.
Linda picked up five bottles of Sangaria Strawberry Soda. Lara picked up five bottles of Sangaria Melon Soda.
They went over to the counter and paid for the DVDs and drinks. They received their change and bags. They placed their change into their bags.
Linda and Lara walked out of Suncoast.
Saturday, February 7, 2004, 6:13 PM
Linda and Lara were sitting at the kitchen table, eating dinner.
"What do you think about France banning religious apparel in public schools?" Lara asked.
"I completely agree with it." Linda replied. "I can understand France wanting to protect its secularism. Religion should have no place in public schools, because not everyone is the same religion. A lot of Muslims are bitching about the head scarf being banned. They think that it's France's war against Islam. It doesn't matter. There are French Muslims that support the government's ban on religious apparel, because they view the head scarf as a type of oppression. They refuse to wear their head scarves, and they want to be able to walk outside without being looked at as prostitutes."
"Good point." Lara said.
Linda and Lara walked into Suncoast.
They went over to a shelf. Each of them picked up a copy of the January, 2003, issue of "Newtype".
"'Kino's Journey'." Linda read. "Sounds like a guy."
"It probably is, but it might still be good." Lara said.
They went over to another display.
Linda picked up five bottles of Sangaria Strawberry Soda. Lara picked up five bottles of Sangaria Melon Soda.
They went over to the counter and paid for the magazines and drinks. They received their change and bags. They placed their change into their bags.
Linda and Lara walked out of Suncoast.
Thursday, February 12, 2004, 6:20 PM
Linda and Lara were sitting at the kitchen table, eating dinner.
"What do you think about stem cell research?" Lara asked.
"I don't know." Linda replied. "I can understand people's objections to creating embryos to harvest stem cells, but I