"Jack, you are so hot!" You say to yourself as you watch the dvd- pirates of the Caribbean- for the millionth time. It's the bit where he's about to get hung now. You were adoring how he looked when a big crash comes out of your bedroom. "Oh, what now..." You say to yourself as you make your way to the room. When you open the door, you nearly scream in shock. Lying on the middle of your bedroom floor, is... is... Jack Sparrow (a.k.a as Johnny Depp.) You feel puzzled and happy to see him in your flat! As you give Jack a little poke on the shoulder, he mumbles about rum and his headache. 'Maybe... He's talking about a hangover.' you think to yourself and you dont notice that Captain Jack is awake. "Where am I? And... Who are yer?" He asks, which breaks the silence and gives you a fright. "What? Oh, you're awake. I'm ................ and this is my flat. You just crashed in here, I guess?" You say. "What are ye talkin' about, lass? What is a flat? I was enjoying drinkin' rum!" Jack say getting stressed. "Um... Calm down now. Er... Just breath. I think I've got some rum here. Don't panic, I'll get you some rum. You just sit over there." You say pointing to the table. "Now here's some rum. Jack, before you even start drinking..." "How do you know me name? And please call me Captain Jack." He said looking desperatley at the rum. "Well, then Captain Jack. You're in the future, unless you're Johnny Depp pretending to be Jack, which I doubt. You'll have to stay with me until we get you back to the 17th century... somehow." Even as youy say those words you dont want to let Jack go. Jack was now serious. "So, are ye tellin' me that I'm not in the 17th century? Well then, I agree with yer lass. I'll stay 'ere till I can get back home. Savvy?" He says to you and drinks off the bottle of rum. "What did ya say yer name was?" He asks after a long gulp. "My name? Oh, my name... Is ..................." "A nice name ye have there." You see him checking you out as he drinks his last few drops of rum.