As you know I don't own Crash. This is my first story, so go easy on me. Here it goes:
One hot day Crash Bandicoot was sitting on a log at the side of his house. He was chowing down on his favourite food, Wumpa fruits and he was thinking of the good old days...
...1996, when both the square and circle buttons were used for the spin attack.
Crash: sigh good times
Suddenly, out of nowhere:
Coco: Crash, Crash there are two guys at the front door.
When Crash arrived at the front door he saw two guys dressed in spiffy tuxedos.
Crash: Can I help you?
Man#1: Hello, I am agent K, this is agent J, and we have been informed that strange things have been happening in here.
Crash: hahahahahaha! You thing you're so funny? Your name isn't J and you aren't K. You're Will Smith and You're Tommy Lee Jones.
Man#2: That isn't important, we are looking for this.
He held out a picture of Aku Aku
Crash: Oh, Aku? He's probably trying on his new bikini or having a bubble bath.
Just then Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones pushed Crash and Coco out of the way and ran upstairs. When they got down, they had Aku Aku in a cage, and he looked drugged.
Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith: Up Up and AWAY!!!!
The two Hollywood actors jumped up and flew away, like Superman.
Crash: Nooooooooo!!!!
Coco: So do you still wan to order that pizza?
Tune in next time kiddies and find out if Crash and Coco make it to Aku Aku. Look out for some Crash-tacular guest stars.
One hot day Crash Bandicoot was sitting on a log at the side of his house. He was chowing down on his favourite food, Wumpa fruits and he was thinking of the good old days...
...1996, when both the square and circle buttons were used for the spin attack.
Crash: sigh good times
Suddenly, out of nowhere:
Coco: Crash, Crash there are two guys at the front door.
When Crash arrived at the front door he saw two guys dressed in spiffy tuxedos.
Crash: Can I help you?
Man#1: Hello, I am agent K, this is agent J, and we have been informed that strange things have been happening in here.
Crash: hahahahahaha! You thing you're so funny? Your name isn't J and you aren't K. You're Will Smith and You're Tommy Lee Jones.
Man#2: That isn't important, we are looking for this.
He held out a picture of Aku Aku
Crash: Oh, Aku? He's probably trying on his new bikini or having a bubble bath.
Just then Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones pushed Crash and Coco out of the way and ran upstairs. When they got down, they had Aku Aku in a cage, and he looked drugged.
Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith: Up Up and AWAY!!!!
The two Hollywood actors jumped up and flew away, like Superman.
Crash: Nooooooooo!!!!
Coco: So do you still wan to order that pizza?
Tune in next time kiddies and find out if Crash and Coco make it to Aku Aku. Look out for some Crash-tacular guest stars.
