Detective Fart
Case 1: The Appearance of Detective Mokona
Sakura, Syaoran, Fye, Kurogane, and Mokona are having dinner. Fye is having fun at teasing Kurogane. Mokona is eating the food happily. When they're having fun, suddenly…
BROT.
"…what's
that?" Sakura dropped her bowl of soup.
"Hime!
Don't smell it! It's dangerous for your health!" said Syaoran.
"Someone
farted!!!" said Fye, "It's… so stinky!"
Then,
he fainted.
"Fye!"
said Mokona, "Who farted? I'll punish you for what you've done
to Fye-san!"
"Not
me," said Sakura, Kurogane, and Syaoran.
"Then,
who farted??" asked Mokona.
"Maybe…
Kurogane-san?" asked Sakura.
"Maybe…
Syaoran?" Kurogane pointed Syaoran.
"Maybe…
Mokona!" Syaoran pointed Mokona.
"Not
me!! Maybe… Sakura…?" said Mokona.
"Or
maybe it's Fye?" asked Sakura.
"Impossible!
Fye won't faint because his own fart!" said Mokona.
"So,
what should we do now?" asked Syaoran.
"We
must find who did this!" said Mokona, "It's time for…
Sherlock
Mokona!!"
"What
the…" said Kurogane.
"It's
one of 108 Mokona's secret skills!" said Mokona, "Becoming a
detective!
Let
me see… the first suspect is…"
Mokona
pointed at Kurogane with his little hand, "You, Kuro-mya."
"Why
me?" said Kurogane.
"Because…
One, you're the nearest to Fye. Two, you're angry with him
because he called you Kuro-tan, Kuro-pon, etc. Three, you're the
one who talk less about the fart!"
"But
it doesn't mean I farted!" said Kurogane.
"Shut
up!" said Mokona, "Now, the second suspect…"
Mokona
pointed at Syaoran, "You!"
"M…me?"
asked Syaoran.
"Yes!
Because… One, because you sat next to Fye too! Two, you're scared
Fye will take over Sakura! Three, he has more fans than you!"
"It's
not true!" said Syaoran, "I'm already satisfied with all the
fans I have all over the world!"
"The
third suspect is Saku…" said Mokona, "Nobody! There are only
two suspects!"
"Not
fair!" said Kurogane, "She isn't a suspect!"
"Because
when women farts, usually it doesn't have any sound!" said
Mokona.
"What
the…" said Kurogane.
"I
have a way to find the truth!" said Mokona.
"What's
that?" asked everyone.
"I'll
jump into your pants!!" said Mokona proudly.
"Ah…
what?" asked Sakura, "Me too…?"
"Only
the suspects!" said Mokona and jumped into Syaoran's pants.
"AHH!
NO!" said Syaoran. Then he start laughing "Hahaha… get off!
You're tickling me…"
Mokona
came out from Syaoran's pants, "Syaoran is not the one who
farted."
Everyone
stares at Kurogane.
"What
the hell?" asked Kurogane.
Syaoran grinned, and then he pulled Kurogane's pants and Mokona jumped in.
"Hey!"
said Kurogane, "Get of me… It's ticklish! Wahahah!"
"So
stinky!" said Mokona, "I can't hold on anymore…" Mokona
faints.
"You farted!!" Syaoran suddenly appeared in Sherlock Holmes costume and pointed at Kurogane, "And make 2 victims!! You shall be punished!"
Few
hours later… Fye and Mokona woke up.
"Kurogane
farted!" said Mokona.
"I
knew that already," said Fye.
"What
punishment should we give him?" asked Mokona.
"You
must do all the chores for one week!" said Fye, "Including
mopping, cleaning rooms, and washing the dishes!"
"Wh…what?!"
said Kurogane, "A ninja like me? Do the chores?"
Everyone nods.
Fye
whispered, "You may refuse if you want… But you must… (Put
here anything you think will suits)"
"NO!
No way!" said Kurogane, "Okay, I'll do it!"
"Whee!"
said Syaoran and Sakura.
Meanwhile,
at Feudral Japan world…
"Princess
Tomoyo!" said Souma, "I got news from the dimension witch Yuuko!"
"What
is it?" asked Tomoyo.
"Kurogane
is…" said Souma, "He is…"
"He is?" Tomoyo began to get worried.
"Washing dishes!!" said Souma, "Mopping! Cleaning! And doing all the chores!"
"W…what?"
asked Tomoyo.
"Really!"
said Souma, "These are the photos for proof! She sent it to me!"
"Cool…"
said Tomoyo a bit shocked, "Copy these and tell the whole country
what happened!"
Back
to Kurogane in the kitchen, washing the dishes with an apron…
"Hachoo!"
said Kurogane, "Someone is talking about me?"
Ok this is really short, random, and OOC. I made it on my free time when I'm not in mood doing Marriage Chronicle. Reviews are totally welcome! Anyway there are still 3 chapters more. hehehe. Thanks for reading!