Rough Draft Script

White VS Green: Ice Fields Chronicles

Hello friends my name is Neptin The Sangheili and im making a script for my friends and me and i want you guys to read this and tell me what you think.

Cast:

Dave – Green

Romeo – Green

Monico Jones - Green

Biff - White

Cupcake - White

Dexter – White

Captain My Captain – White

Season 1: Episode 1: The Ultimate Question

*the scene starts on combat evolved, multiplayer map: ice fields will start at white base and then Dexter asked Biff the ultimate question*

Dexter: Hey Biff!

Biff: What?

Dexter: Do you ever wonder why we have no girls here?

Biff: No! I never wonder anything because it's so fucking cold!

Dexter: Dude! Really?! That's all your worried about? You're retarded!

Biff: *sigh* I hope the green guys don't have to worry about this crap.

*scene switches to green base where the greens are sitting beside by their heater*

Monico Jones: Good lord it's a good thing I'm here or you all would have died ages ago.

Dave: You know I could of survived without you numb nuts.

Monico: Says the moron who got his head stuck in a plastic jar the same day he got here.

Dave: Hey I told you the last part of the jelly was stuck and I was hungry.

Monico: …and just WHO got the jar off your head? Also there was the stair sledding incident you and Romeo pulled that ended up with a whole herd of moose trying to trample you.

Dave: Oh my God! Don't even mention that freak again.

*heater turns off randomly*

Romeo: hey I flicked a switch and-ah man I love flicking switches their so flicky! Oh and now the heater thingy is saying 'detonation in 5…4…3…2…' uh Monico the heater thingy is making a beeping noise

*heater blows up knocking everyone on their asses*

Monico:…Romeo…how many times must I tell you NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING IN THE ARMORY!

Dave: …and you mention his name

*switches back to white base*

Biff: …and that's the reason I was sent here.

Dexter: Dude! Why are you telling me your story? I don't care and I never liked you.

Biff: I don't like you either. So…*sigh* why can't I say anything that can hurt your feelings?

Dexter: That's because you suck!

Captain My Captain: Hey maggots come here, out of the base and meet our new recruit.

*episode ends*

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