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Fairly Odd Ghost

Danny and his friends, Sam and Tucker, are heading towards Casper High wondering who their new Biology teacher is.

"I bet he's so dull as Mr. Lancer." Sam says. "We never got anything better anyway."

"I bet he's Denzel Crocker." Tucker says.

"Who is Denzel Crocker?" Danny and Sam ask in unison.

"A teacher from Dimmsdale, California." Tucker answers. "He believes Fairy Godparents are real and devotes his life into proving it. He was kicked away from Harvard and from New Baltimore Community College for his theories on that subject and most recently was fired from his job as a teacher from Dimmsdale Elementary School for believing one of his students had a couple of Fairy Godparents."

"Okay, Tucker." Danny says. "That Crocker guy sounds weird enough for this town but I don't believe Casper High would hire him."

"I bet 20 bucks with each one of you Denzel Crocker is the new Biology teacher." Tucker says.

"Deal." Danny and Sam quickly reply.

"But what about you, Danny?" Sam asks. "Do you have any guess on the new teacher?"

"Well, since we're starting to make weird guesses, I'll say he's that Middle School teacher from New York who believed one of his students was a fire-breathing dragon."(1) Danny says and his friends laugh.

"Seriously, Danny, I don't believe he's already left prison." Tucker says. "But I can't help but wonder how can such people like him and that Crocker become teachers."

"Well, Mr. Lancer once commented about how low is a teacher's income." Danny answers. "My guess is that is the reason schools are lucky when they hire better people."

"Fine, Danny." Sam says. "But we'd better stop this conversation. We're arriving at school."

"Danny, do your parents own a black van?" Tucker asks.

"No, Tucker." Danny replies. "Why did you ask that?"

Tucker points at a black van heading towards Casper High. The driver is so reckless Danny understood Tucker's question. To everyone's horror, the driver parks the van at one of the parking spaces reserved for teachers. The driver leaves his van, revealing himself to be a hunchback wearing glasses, a white shirt, a black tie and black pants. If not for his reckless driving, Danny and his friends would believe Sam was right. Principal Ishiyama was entering the school when she sees him and decides to talk to him.

"Are you the new teacher?" She asks.

"Yes, I am the new Biology teacher, Mr. Crocker." He answers. "And who are you?"

"I am Principal Ishiyama, Mr. Crocker." Principal Ishiyama replies. "Welcome to Casper High."

"A-Ha." Tucker says in triumph. "That's Crocker!"

"It might be a coincidence." Danny says, desperately not wanting to pay Tucker 20 bucks. "It could be any teacher named Mr. Crocker, right?" He says, not seeming to convince anyone.

"What brings you to Casper High, Mr. Crocker?" The Principal asks.

"I've heard rumors of a ghost genie who grants all wishes she hears." Crocker answers. "I intend to find her and wish for the capture of a FAIRY GODPARENT!"

"Sure, Danny." Tucker says with sarcasm. "Two school teachers named Crocker and both of them are obsessed with Fairy Godparents. Now gimme the money. Both of you.

Sam and Danny give him 20 bucks each. Overhearing their conversation, Mr. Crocker talks to them.

"I'm sorry for overhearing this but I couldn't help but notice my reputation precedes me." Crocker says.

"Sure thing, Mr. Crocker." Tucker says. "I visit your website wwwdotfairiesarerealdotwand everyday."

"Really?" Crocker asks. "Then my presence here is not a surprise for you. I've posted it on my website two days ago."

Tucker earns angry glares from his best friends, who demand their money back.

Later, in the classroom, Mr. Crocker starts his first day.

"And that, kids, ends today's biology class." Crocker dully says and then starts talking a lot more agitated. "But in a world where magic and fairies are real who cares aboit biology? Biology is NOTHING!!! If they wanted, the fairies would turn us into grey blobs who would look the same and resemble some monsters from a classic videogame."

"Dude, how did he get the job?" Dash asks, whispering.

"I've heard nobody else applied for the job." Kwan answers.

"I heard that!" Crocker yells. "I wish there was a FAIRY GODPARENT here so I could prove they exist."

A mist comes out of Danny's mouth. Oh, no. He thought. Please be any ghost but her. Even Plasmius.

As Danny feared the most, Desiree appears saying the classic 'your wish is my command' thing genies say when about to grant a wish. She then produces an energy ball and throws it at Danny, who quickly jumps from his seat, avoiding it. She then tries to hit him with another ball but he dodges it again. Unfortunately for Sam, the energy ball is now heading towards her and she has no time to dodge it. The energy ball grows until swallowing the goth girl and then it vanishes. Sam is now floating and wearing a pair of wings, a crown that floats over her head and holds a magic wand on her right hand, leaving Crocker and the students too stunned to notice Desiree leaving.

"Wait." Crocker says after he notices Desiree's absence. "I still have two more wishes. But wait a minute. I don't need her anymore now that there's a FAIRY GODPARENT here." He then produces a butterfly net. "I'll capture her and use her powers to take over the world."

"Oh, no." Danny says. "You won't. Fairy or not, Sam is my friend and I won't let you hurt her."

"Neither will I." Tucker replies and then whispers to Sam. "Uh, Sam, don't you have some kind of fairy power to stop him?"

"I'll try." She says and then points her wand at Crocker and then it freezes him. The students are shocked at this.

1 – This is a subtle homage to another series I don't own.

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