'Ello cupcakes! Yes you're all my cupcakes, deal with it :D I like cupcakes! Well, anyway. This is random, insane, and has absolutely no plot. Read at your own risk.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Naruto characters. But I do own Sasuke! He's my new pet! ...Not.
Act like Itachi, eg: Poke him in the forehead, call him foolish little brother, tell him he lacks hatred.
Try to pet the 'duck' that's stuck in his hair.
Follow him around everywhere, whenever he looks at you or talks to you, frown and whisper " You're one of them!"
Whenever he tries to speak giggle and say " So... you did steal the cookie from the cookie jar!
Force him to read NaruSasu fanfiction.
Lock him in a room with Sakura, Ino, and various other fangirls.
When he's about to introduce himself to someone, interrupt him saying " He is poop!"
Die his hair neon.
Replace all of his clothes with Sakura's underwears. When she comes looking for them, blame him.
Continuously ask him if he's Orochimaru's sex slave.
Give him as a birthday present to Itachi.
Ask him why he dresses like a stripper in Shippuden.
Every time you see him, do the duck face.
Buy Sharingan contact lenses, and claim to be an Uchiha. Refer to him as good ol' cousin duckbutt.
Sing the song 'I killed my clan'.
So, this was pretty much it. For those who read the manga, I started writing this before chapter 627, now I partially regret it. But meh... He's still fun to annoy.
Also, before some people start bitching *cough* poo-brains *cough*, I'm well aware that this is a list. So don't waste your time sending me a review just to tell me how wrong it is to post a list and that it is against the rules.