The Kunoichi Bride

I own neither Naruto nor Princess Bride. I'm pretty sure. Kinda. I think. Yeah, we'll go with that. Please let me know if I misspelled anything.

Chapter 1

Hinata was a lovely kunoichi, with her blue hair and lavender eyes in the country of Konoha. She came from the wealthy Hyuuga family, but she was not particularly happy among her family. Hinata was at her happiest when she was bothering her friend, Naruto, the family's hired genin (It was a long, sordid tale as to how it happened, so, we're not getting into it).

It always brightened Hinata's day to give him a command, as it gave her a chance to both see him, and vent her frustration to him.

"Naruto," Hinata said in the field, "Please shine my saddle."

"As you wish," the blonde boy in orange said.

"As you wish" was all he ever said whenever she commanded him. She thought of how he only ever said that to her. She was amazed when she realized that "As you wish" was his odd way of saying "I love you". Even more amazing was the day that she realized that she loved him back.

"Naruto," Hinata said in the kitchen.

He turned to her, waiting for a command. She had none, so she desperately looked around, looking for an excuse to keep him in the room longer.

"Could you get me that pitcher?" she asked, pointing to a pitcher that was easily reachable to her. He just smiled, the six whisker-like marks on his cheeks rising with the grin on his face.

"As you wish," he whispered, his face close to hers, causing her to blush.

Eventually, the time came when Naruto's contract with the Hyuuga had expired, and he prepared to seek his fortune in order to eventually provide for Hinata when he came to court her. Hinata was sad to see him go.

"What if I never see you again?" she asked, concern for Naruto flowing from her voice to her eyes.

"I will come back for you, Hinata-Chan, believe it," Naruto replied gently.

"What makes you so sure?" she responded worriedly.

"This is true love," he assured her, "Think this happens every day?"

Unfortunately, months later, Hinata got a letter saying that a caravan that Naruto was travelling with on the way to Suna was attacked by the Dread Bandit Kyuubi, who never left captives alive. Hinata took it badly and focused on training, distancing herself from everybody she knew.

"I'll never love again," she said, Byakugan active as she performed Jyuuken on a stump in her family's training ground.