Disclaimer: I'm sick of these aren't you? So I'm just gonna skip to the author's note now…
A/N: I decided to do a parody/humor because on the inside I'm going insane with all this seriousness. Rated T for language. Warning: Extreme randomness. You have been warned, bitches.
Chapter One: Extreme Randomness of Randomly Random
Harry Potter was using his wand. No not that wand you dirty-minded asswipes.
He was feeling angsty and decided to blow things up.
"Bombarda, Bombarda!" he yelled at a random person whose head exploded complete with explosion noises.
"Awesome!" said Harry suddenly feeling better.
"Exploding rampage!" he yelled, "EXPLODACUS BUTTACUS!" he screamed to Ginny who Slyther-Claw-proud decided to take out of this story because she didn't feel like dealing with her anymore.
Ginny exploded and her bit were scattered around the Gryffindor Common Room. Her last words were 'I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME, HARRY. BUT I WAS WRONG SO, FUCK YOU.'
With indifference Harry screamed, 'Byz Ginerva!'
He skipped merrily down the halls of Hogwarts and out of nowhere pulled out a bazooka and started shooting the wall. Once all his anger was gone, the bazooka poofed out of his hands.
Starting to feel angsty again, he walked into the great hall and saw a random food fight going on.
Suddenly, the roof split open and out came the giant face of Slyther-Claw-proud, she said,
"MUAHAHA! I WILL UNLEASH MARY-SUES AND RABID BUNNIES ON YOU, FOR I CANNOT FIGURE OUT WERE TO TAKE THIS NONSENSE STORY!" Then she disappeared and rabid-sues(they were basically the same thing anyways) dropped out of the sky and started mauling people's faces off.
Amongst the crown of rabid-sues, Harry saw-
"RABID-SUE HERMIONE!"
To be continues if the author actually wants to continue this piece of crap…
A/N: Flames accepted and encouraged! Tell me how much you hated it/ if it was funny. Any ideas for the continuation of this? If you do you get a virtual cake!