Mike the Vampire Slayer song something to get Edward out of your head.
I will make sure that the vampires will never get here.
No need to fear since mike the vampire hunter is here.
Vampires fear my wrath, and humans I am here on your behalf.
No need to fear because Mike the vampire hunter is here.
I cut and slide to the quick; I hit vampires with a candlestick.
No need to fear because Mike the vampire hunter is here.
I stake them to left and to the right, I stake them all day and night.
No need to fear because Mike the vampire hunter is here.
Saving maidens is all in a day's work, from creepy crawling things that tend to lurk.
No need to fear because Mike the vampire hunter is here.
Ladies the vampire won't even get a lick, cause Mike will cut them to the quick.
No need to fear because mike the vampire hunter is here.
This is kind of based on monte pythons song I'm a lumberjack. Alice is singing it and the others are accompanying her.
I'm a vampire and I am okay I hunt all night and I go to school all day.
She's a vampire and She's okay he hunts all night and goes to school all day.
I like to wear fancy clothing and shop around in malls.
She likes to wear fancy clothing and shop around in malls.
I am a vampire and I am okay I hunt all night and I go to school all day.
She's a vampire and she's okay she hunts all night and go to school all day.
I see the future, although only in parts, but isn't that a good start.
She sees the future only in parts and that's a good start.
I love to have loads of fun, changing the future for everyone.
She loves to have loads of fun messing life up for every one.
Hey
You know it's true Alice and you will do it anyway.
I am a vampire and I am okay I love my "vegetables" and eat them every day.
She loves her "vegetables" and eats them every day.
I don't
really know what to do with these songs, feel free to use them in
your fan fiction if you want.
Just ask me first alright?