Banjo Fanficion

I sat, in my living room, playing Banjo Tooie, and Banjo Kazooie at the same time on my Nintendo 64, (that I had modded to do this feat,) the TV screen sparked, and a giant wormhole from space appeared in front of me, it was a result of to much Banjo awesomeness, luckily, I was not playing Ultima II, or else the world would explode. The wormhole sucked me in, the ride was shaky and frightening, but soon it was over, I looked around, and found myself on top of Spiral Mountain. I looked at my self, I had brown fur, and cute, weasel claws. I had been trasformed into my Redwall alter ego, I sighed, this had been happening a lot as of lately. I ran down Spiral Mountain, which took almost an eternity, I found myself, looking at Banjo's house, I leaped in joy, and ran to the door, and knocked on it, I heard voices,

"Banjo wake up you lazy bum, someone's knocking on our door!" I reconised Kazooie's voice

"Not now Kazooie," I reconised Banjo's voice, "I'm trying to sleep,"

I heard a slap and a yell, then I heard Banjo get out of bed, sluggishly.

The door opened, revealing Banjo the Bear, staring right at me.

"Hellp there," he said, "who are you?"

"Oh," I said, surprized that I was talking to THE Banjo, "I'm Joseph the Weasel, poet, and writer,"

Kazooie, looked at me, "Hi there, weasel-boy,"

"Kazooie!" Banjo exclaimed "please, try to show at least SOME manners,"

"Sorry," Kazooie apoligized.

"It's okay," I said, "it is an honour to be insulted by you actually."

"In that case," Kazooie smiled, "you can be insulted all you want, long-snout."

"That's pushing it," I said, "and my snout is not long"

"Yes it is," Kazooie snickered

I felt my snout, "It's just because I'm a weasel,"

"What ever," She laughed

"Are you, busy?" I asked Banjo,

"No not at all," he said, "In fact, is there something you want to do here?"

"YES!" I said, leaping in joy, "I want to go on an adventure with you two,"

"Well..." Banjo frowned, "there are no adventures, to do, really, sorry I've done them all,"

"But your Banjo!" I said, "you can do anything! we can go on an adventure if we wanted to!"

"Well..." he said, beggining to smile, "I guess if you put it that way, we can do something."

"Yay!" I cheered, "let's see king Jingaling!"

we walked across the peaceful plains, to the Jinjo Village, there, we entered Jingaling's palace. The jinjo king was sitting on his throne, petting his weird pet thing from Banjo Tooie,

"Yo wassup Banjo," he said, seeing us, "Here, take this jiggy, Grunty has amassed a terrible army of monsters, to do her evil bidding, we must stop her, us meaning, you, Kazooie, Bottles, Mumbo, Jamjars, and that long snouted guy with you."

"Hey," I exclaimed, "My snout is not long, I'm a weasel, and my name is Joseph"

"Yeah," he said laughing, "and I'm the king of the jinjos, ha ha ha- oh wait I really am, sorry,"

The jiggy magically appeered in Banjo's hand,

"Thank you king," he said, "here," he handed it to me, "Joseph take this,"

I accepted the jiggy, feeling now very happy that I was holding, a real jiggy in my hands -er paws.

"Now go," the king said, "hurry, before Grunty gets here!"

We ran out of the palace, Banjo thought that we should see Bottles, and see if he would help us

"Goggle-boy!" Kazooie laughed, "No I think, it would be better if we went on our own, just as we are."

Banjo sighed, "Fine, we'll head to Mumbo's mountain, and he will help us,"

"But," I said, "Shouldn't we see Bottles, I mean he could help us a lot,"

"Fine," Banjo said, "we'll see Bottles then Mumbo,"

We went through the forest to Bottles house, now inside his house Bottles was just standing in the middle of his living room,

"Hi Banjo," the mole said, "What are you doing here?"

"We need your help to stop Grunty's army of monsters,"

"Fine," the mole said, he looked at me, "Hey weasel person, press the A button to jump, press the B button to attack enemies."

"I already know that," I said

"Oh," he said,

"And my name is Joseph," I said.

Now, that we now were together, we headed to Mumbo's mountain, to get more help to stop Grunty's sudden army that she made.

Little did we know, is that she was expecting us to be there, her troops lied in wait for us, wait, how do I know this, if I'm the narrator, and doing all of this at the same time? I mean it doesn't make any sense, well, none of this makes any sense, oh well, just read the next chapter, before a time vortex appears because of me narrating and writing, this a t the same time.