Me: I do own twilight you bitch
LadyAroVolturi: no you don't! say it! say you don't!
me: Neverrrrr!
Aro: say it Katherina, you don't own twilight
me:No!
Caius: say it Kat
me:I don't own twilight *sulks*
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Kirsty steps out of Caius's chamber with a shit eating grin on her porcelain face. She skipped all the way down the ancient stone corridors, into the throne room, where Marcus, Aro and Chloe were gathered.
"hello my dear, tell me what has you smiling so big?" Aro said as he noticed Kirsty's huge smile, as she bounced into the room.
"Aro, don't ask knowing her it can't be good it could only mean..." "Tells us dear" Aro cut off his mate Chloe, still trying persuade Kirsty to tell him the reason behind her smile, "go on".
" Jaffa Cake" was Kirsty's only answer, she then skipped past a confused Aro, a red faced Chloe, and an amused Marcus, and carelessly fell onto Caius's throne.
In a blink of an eye Aro stood in front of Kirsty, the confusion still clear on his face, " whatever do you mean dear?" he asked.
"don't, don't ask Aro, you really don't wanna know" Chloe trailed off trying to save Aro from ever finding out what it means.
Aro, still facing Kirsty, held up his hand mid-air a gesture for his mate to stop talking. He tilted his head to the side, still waiting for Kirsty to answer.
"well you see, when you're in a relationship, the woman gets to name her mans member, like Chloe probably has to yours. Some people name them Bob, Jim, Frank, or Reegan, I wanted to be original so I named Caius's Jaffa Cake." Kirsty told him with the expression of hope that he would understand.
All was quiet in the large room when all of a sudden Aro dropped to the floor in laughter realizing what she just said , Marcus, who was trying not to laugh then joined him. Chloe then started laughing.
"you see I told you not to ask, you don't want to know what goes on in her head" Chloe said in between giggles.
Kirsty sat on Caius's throne with a look of confusion on her perfect face, just then Caius decided to walk in, everyone stopped laughing to see who entered the room, but seeing who it was only brought on more laughter.
Caius looking confused joined Kirsty standing next to his throne, he lend down and kissed her cheek, and said "hello darling".
"why is everyone laughing?" he asked curiously.
Marcus seemed to find a way to stop laughing for him to say "What took you so long to get her Caius? Pumping up the old jaffa cake?" This resulted in Caius looking embarrassed, more laughter from Aro and Chloe, and Kirsty trying to find out what was so funny.
A bit of a warning for you folks, don't wonder what goes on inside the Volturi Castle ;).