A/N: Hey this is my first fanfic, so if you don't mind can you review and tell me what you think? Please don't be too harsh XD

Disclaimer: Since my brother will study to become a lawyer, I won't dis them. But I don't own this.

Day before episode one

Director: OK people! Let me tell you something. This is RK. No messing up! Tomorrow we will do our first episode. Leave me now!

Kaoru: Gosh, I cannot believe I made the part.

Sanosuke: Ha! To me it took no effort. Too easy!

Kenshin: Because you were a boxer once and so you're used to pressure…

Sanosuke: … Would you like to test me Kenshin?

Kenshin: N-no but, I- I was just saying..

Sanosuke:Then don't aggravate me you sonuva Saint Mary! Who is that?

Kaoru:Oh! That's Megumi -chan!

Yahiko: Tsubame umm.. The director would like to speak with you.

Tsubame: Uh, ok..

(Tsubame runs off and Yahiko watches.)

Shishio: You like her don't you?

Yahiko: N-no I don't!

Shishio: Come on boy! You can tell me. I'm also a part-time psychologist. Tell me boy.

Yahiko: How ironic, the psychopath is a psychologist…

Shishio:Boy! Don't change subjects!

Yahiko: Yeah.

Shishio: Ha! Fooled you!Imma tell everyone!Nah! I'm Joking.

Before episode one's recording..

Make-up Artists: Hello! We shall do all your make-up! Please come with us.

Director drools

Kaoru:You pervert! What the hell? Director gets bitch slapped.

Sojiro: Those twins are hot though..

Sanosuke: I think Megumi is hotter.

Hoji: I think Shishio is the hottest…

All males: Back away from Hoji.

Hoji: What? Don't be jealous cause I have certain interests. Which of you would like a kiss?

Saito: Can we get this homo out of here? Please?

Kaoru: Ah! This make up is so heavy I can barely walk.

Kenshin: O_o! You made her look like a geisha! She's supposed to be a samurai girl!

Make-up artists: Oh, we're sorryyyy! What the heck?

Kenshin and Kaoru: (making out).

Sanosuke: Ewww.. Get a room!

Kenshin and Kaoru: (Move to Shishio's dressing room.)

Yumi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Crash! Boom!

Shishio: GET OUT!

Kaoru: -_- Scary

Yahiko: What were they doing?

Kenshin: You don't want to know.

All of the cast : Oh….

Director: People places! In five ,four ,three, two, one!

Ok! Imma stop there for now! So tell wat u think . Peace! :D

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