Everybody's got their weakness.
Warnings: Yaoi, angstyness, maybe some rape, AU.
Disclaimer: Sadly enough, I don't own Naruto or else I'd make Deidara mine and Naruto Itachi's.
Oh yes, and I am Dutch so if anyone can help me making the chapters better english, I'd appreciate the help.
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Naruto was sitting in his uncle Jiraiya's car.
No, he was sleeping in his car. It was a miracle for jiraiya that he saw him sleep, Naruto only slept 2 hours a day.
'Heh, guess the kid got tired from stuffing his cheeks full with ramen, baka'. Then he stopped at a fastfood restaurant at the highway.
''Naruto wake up, wanna get some food?''
Naruto slowly opened his eyes, feeling slightly confused. But then he remembered, they were going to live in a big village, just too small to be called a city.
'Food..,' Naruto thought, 'heh, sounds good!' ''Do they have ramen here, ero-sennin?'' Naruto liked to call him like that, it made his uncle angry and annoyed, oh, how Naruto loved to see his uncle annoyed. ''I don't know, Naru-baka, we'll have to go inside if we want to know, ne?'' Naru-baka.. that's what Jiraiya always called him, he hated it.
So they went in, and got served by a girl with black hair and the most stunning green eyes Naruto had ever seen. ''Can I have your order?'' the girl asked. Naruto looked at Jiraiya only to see him drowning in his drool. Naruto sighed, he knew what would come next.
''Oh.. yes'' Jiraiya answered dreamingly¹ ''Can I touch your boobs?'' The girl looked insulted and angry, and it was only getting worse. ''I mean.. I want to touch those lovely balloons you've got there!'' Naruto slapped him on his head and gave the order while apologizing. The girl walked away very insulted. 'Stupid pervert..' Naruto thought.
''Ero-sennin, jeez! You've got the learn how to treat girls like!'' This made Jiraiya laugh very hard. ''And that is saying a little brat like you? If anyone should learn that, than that person is you!''
And so went the conversation while they were eating their just-brought-order.
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Finally, the long trip to their new home was finally over, it was a really long ride, but it was worth it, that was what Naruto decided when he saw the house.
''Ero-sennin, it's huuuuge!'', Naruto said, not used to houses bigger then 2 rooms. ''Heh, I hear that a lot..'' Naruto ignored that comment for his own good.
So they went inside to see a lovely new kitchen, the only bad things were the toad-like furniture, some typical liking from Jiraiya. The livingroom was painted a deep red colour, and the floor was made from an old looking wood, it made the room look new and old at the same time. Jiraiya's sleeping room was almost the same, except for the many toad paintings.
Naruto's room was painted black, with an orange-reddish floor. The color of choice surprised Jiraiya, he expected a bright orange room, but this was definitely not orange. You could see 9 orange fox-a-like tails coming from the door, Naruto had a strange obsession for foxes, just like Jiraiya had an obsession with toads.
''I'm tired,'' Naruto said suddenly, ''I want to sleep''. He added that while he was yawning. ''Okay brat, goodnight, and dont forget to take your sleeping pills.'' Jiraiya said while throwing a bottle of sleeping pills. Naruto hated these pills, but he knew he needed them, it made him stop having nightmares. Oh how he hated those nightmares, just like he hated so many more things.
Sadly enough, Naruto knew the nightmares would come back because he was becoming immune for it.
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Yes a short chapter, they will become longer, but I'd like to know what you think about the story right now, continue it or not?
I'd also like for the readers to decide wich pairing I should put in, SasuNaru or Itanaru, please vote in reviews, or if you want an other, say it with a reason why:3
This is by the way my first story, so be nice..
¹ is that a word? O.o