Disclaimer: This comes from my sick little mind. I don't know why I am writing this. It just won't get out of my head so I writing it. Have fun!

Ima straight up so im tell ya, my life ain't all that exciting… strangely interesting… definitely! Ya know I never would have thought I was gonna say that sentence a few years ago. Today ima 20 year old women's champion back then I was a normal 16 year old girl. Nothing out of the usual I was as normal as can be… well except for my family. Let's take a trip down memory lane shall we?

My parents are Jessica Colatti and Christopher Kellerman a.k.a Fancy Farrah and Major Warrior as they were known to wrestling fans around the world. Im so blessed ain't I, to have a Barbie doll that can do a body slam as a mom and an asshole who turned his short temper into a career as parents. Im not exactly a huge wrestling fan as you can tell. To be completely truthful I hate it and think it's the gayest sport on earth. Which surprise most people consider my family is built on wrestling.

Hell if it wasn't for wrestling my parents won't even be here! Aaron and Dulce Maria Colatti, my grandparents met in NWA a while back and WALA my mom was born. Same thing happened with Karen and Joseph Kellerman in AWA. The wrestling circuit is probably like who the fuck are they people may be these names will jog your memory…Thunderbolt, Cure, Nova, Poison. Ringing any bell… you see I knew they would. I im so sick of being compared to my grandmas and mother the wrestling blood skipped a generation.

Well not exactly my 18 year old sister, Nachelle loves the stuff. She is a completely tomboy with a girly twist. Its really funny she has gotta be the prettiest green eyed blonde I have ever seen but she will go play football with you in the mud any day before she sits in a chair for three hours getting her hair done. Alexandria is my completely opposite despite being twins. Alex and I are fraternal twins, Lexie being older by five minutes, and we look completely different, I have dark brown hair with blue streaks while she has light brown hair with natural blonde highlights. I have hazel eyes while she has grey eyes. She is the preppy outgoing cheerleader that relies on everyone but herself to do things. While in the other corner, is me, Hailey, the 16 year old shy independent skater chick/ singer.

All three of us are really close even though we no longer live together. A lovely gift we got when my parents split 4 years ago. Lexie being spoiled rotten by my father decided to live with him in New York where Nani was going to college. I decide to stay with my mom, we always got along especially she realized what a whore my dad was. My 'father' cheated on my mother with some chick named Camille and got her pregnant. I have a little half brother, Nick who is four. Eventually I got to love the little bastard. I mean come on! When you got two little dark brown eyes staring back you with a little tuff of blonde sticking out of the baby blanket, crying to be held how you can not love him is beyond me. Christopher married Camille like two month after the baby was born and I haven't really talked to him since the wedding and plan keeping it that way. We tend to stay out of each others way it for the best. Well I guess that's everyone well come to the freak show!

After school

Valerie, my best friend since like forever, and I walked up to the big golden Los Angeles mansion that I called my home.

"I can't believe he asked you out! You're so lucky!" Val said while walking in the door and dropping her backpack on one of the couches in the living room.

"I know right! Everything is finally right in my life. Crash got a sold show at Neumos tomorrow nite, school is awesome and I got a super hot date with Ajay. Nothing can go wrong." I said barely able to keep the excitement in me.

"Who would have thought that football quarterback Ajay Morales and Crash lead singer Hailey Kellerman were gonna get together."

"Hola Senoritas. Como le fue en la escuela hoy?"

"Hola Lupita, me fue…pues mejor no puedo ser. Y a usted como le fue?

"Lo mismo mija."

"Do you know here my mom is?"

"In jer hoom"Lupe said in thick Spanish accent. Lately I had been teaching English…were getting there. She a real fast learner.

"Thanks."

"Chu welcome."

Lupe was the family maid she has been since we were little. When my parents were on the road she would take care of us. As you can tell my parents weren't exactly ready for a family. They dumped any chance they could. I can't even remember a good memory with my family he was always nice toward everyone but me. Figures if it wasn't for me he would have two sons right now. Lupe never cares though she treated me and my sister like her on daughter something that I am very thankful for. Her black hair was always tied back with exotic flowers sticking out that made up for the beauty that was covered by the horrid pink and white uniform my mom forced her employees to wear. Lupita and her family which consist of Javier, our driver and their 7 year old son live with us. It's fun to have them around. Carlos is like the little brother I always wanted; he is hilarious always pulling pranks on people.

"Translation please." Valerie said following me down the hall.

"It was nothing. Aren't you part Cuban? You should know this."

"Yea so im also Haitian and I speak Creole in ya face. Plus ur part Italian to I don't see you speaking Italian."

"Point proven." I said seeing that it was a waste of time standing there arguing with her.

"AHA Valerie Cayo wins again! Happy dance time." She said dancing in the middle of the hall.

"You are such a loser." I said knocking on the door.

"But a loveable one."

"COME IN!" I heard my mom yell. I pushed the door to see my mom packing her bags…yet again.

"What's up with the bags?"

"Hi girls."

"Hi Ms. Colatti! How are you?"

"Im fine. You?"

"Great."

"Hello umm question still unanswered here."

"Geesh Hail I think it's obvious!"

"We just came from Vegas a month ago. Where the hell are you dragging me now?"

"Language!"

"Sorry" I mumbled.

"And I am not dragging you anywhere because you're not going."

"Ok? So where am I gonna stay for the two weeks of vacation? I can't stay at Val's. She leaving me to go to Santa Monica." I said staring at Valerie the whole time.

"Doesn't matter at the moment. Hailey I need to talk to you."

"OK ima take that as my cue to go. Bye Ms. Colatti good luck on your trip! Later Hailz call me to tell me how it goes."

"Later Val."

"Bye Valerie it was nice seeing you again. Tell your parents I said hello." My mom said cheerfully.

"Will do."

"Ok she's gone. What do you wanna talk to me about?" I asked curiously.

"Sweetie… umm I don't know how to say this."

"Well you take letters and you make things called words and using ur new invention you make…"

"Hailey please try to be serious for once in your life. This is very hard for me."

"OMG are you dying?"

"No sweetie…for the last couple of months I have been seeing someone…"

"OMG! THAT'S GREAT! IT'S ABOUT TIME! WHAT'S HIS NAME? WHAT'S HE LIKE? IS HE HOT? YOUR GETTING MARRIED RIGHT?!? YOU HAVE MY BLESSING! THIS IS SO COOL!" I said bouncing on the bed nudging her with my foot. She wasn't amused.

"Kellbell calm down. Im not finished."

"It is a guy right?"

"Yes it is a guy."

"Thank God. You a lesbian would be weird."

"Cupcake, when we were in Vegas. He was there and well…"

"Well…" I repeated obviously having a blonde moment.

"Hailey… im married."

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!"

"Hailey Breanne! Language!"

"Screw my language! What the hell did you just forget to tell me that you've been sneaking around my back for months and oh yea YOU'RE MARRIED! What the hell is wrong with you! I defend you with dad and here you are pulling the same crap!"

"Hailey Breanne Kellerman you do not speak to me that way! Im you're mother!"

"Hell of a great mother you are!"

"You will respect us!"

"US! I REMEMBER WHEN YOU AND DAD WERE US! WHEN YOU AND ME WERE US! WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT YOU GOT A NEW TOY AND FORGET ABOUT ME!" I yelled on the verge of tears.

"Hailey sweetie" she said calmly trying to hug me.

"DON'T TOUCH ME! So what you want me to accept him like nothing just like that! Well sorry to burst your bubble 'mom' but that aint gonna happen." I said pulling away from her

"Im not asking to treat him like he was your father."

"OH yea causing that bag of shit is a lot better."

"HAILEY NO MATTER WHAT HE IS STILL YOUR FATHER AND YOU WILL RESPECT HIM AS SUCH. Now Andrew is coming over for dinner before we leave tonight and you will be on your best behavior is that understood?"

After a death glare at who have the toughest of men on their knees, I stomped out of the room, past the staff and up to my room slamming the door. In my room an evil smirk appeared on my face and it had no intention on leaving. This Andrew guy is going to wish he never met her. "He is gonna regret mess with me. I will make sure of that."