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Dear Mr. Draco Malfoy,
Far too formal!
Dear Mr. Draco Malfoy
Dear Draco Malfoy,
I'm really sorry about yesterday
Well, he wasn't the one who had started it! And it was probably lying and even if it was the truth, Malfoy would never believe him.
You really shouldn't have tried to curse me
Was this an apology or an attack?
If you have a problem, you should really see Professor Dumbledore
Now he sounded like Hermione. Malfoy would probably laugh himself sick if he read this, which would be a bit detrimental to the whole idea of apologizing.
I know you're up to something
Probably not a good idea to mention the Death Eater accusation. He was trying to be nice, damnit!
Crying in the girl's bathroom probably won't help
Oh yes, bring that up! At this rate, it would probably be a better idea to scrap the idea of apologizing to begin with!
I never really liked you
Tell him something he doesn't know!
I didn't really mean to hurt you, just
Just wound him slightly? Brilliant wording, genius!
You're not that bad. Would you like to meet me at the Three Broomsticks for a Butterbeer after you get better?
Where the hell did that come from?
Everyone in the Gryffindor Common Room jumped as Harry Potter abruptly gave a howl of fury and frustration and threw his parchment into the fire.
The next morning, a very confused Madam Pomfrey handed a recuperating Draco Malfoy an unsigned Get Well Soon card with a small basket of Chocolate Frogs. The equally mystified Draco just let Crabbe and Goyle devour the sweets and went back to composing a letter assuring his mother that he was sure that his injury wasn't life-threatening enough to warrant a visit to Saint Mungo's.