I heard of the game from my friend at first. Transformice was its name, and by the name of it, one would guess that it included mice in some way. That was when I just decided to type in the link at the top of the chrome browser. Being hooked up to my hotspot from my tablet, it loaded fairly quickly.
When the title appeared, I wasn't surprised, I mean, if there was a mouse picture and the word 'mice' was in it, then nobody should be. Anywho, I clicked the 'Create Account' button while nibbling on a Hot Cheeto from the bag that I had opened a while back. The next screen appeared with the requirements of a username and a password. My mouth stood half agape. No email? Wow, that's unique, I mean, every other game needs it.
I put in the password first, deciding that I would save best for last. The Username.
I hardly pondered on the thought, because of my two made up characters, Dagger and Fang. I made up a username by intending to put Dagger&Fang, but the '&' character wasn't allowed, so I just put a 3. And so I chose Dagger3fang as my user. Once I clicked the okay button, that Hot Cheeto that I was nibbling on, had left me.
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A swirling world had soon stopped and began to still. My thoughts were met by confusion as, instead of a computer in front of me, I saw a hill up ahead, and on that hill was cheese.
Before those awkward thoughts polluted my mind, a screen projected in front of me, seemingly being my profile. So I read.
'Dagger3fang, Little mouse. Level 1, Gender: Male, no badges, cheese, or times being shaman.'
There was a picture of a mouse next to everything, which made me curious. But first I had to figure out how to close the current screen. So I closed my eyes, not wanting to see a blurry mess, and said something.
"Close"
After that, I looked around at the hill and then, myself. Now I didn't have a mirror, so I just saw FRICKEN FURRY PAWS.
At that moment, I facepalmed. "Why me?"