"Order Order"
The room filled with in distant mumbling of people. You could hear feet scrapping the ground and soft humming coming from the back row. There was at least twenty people waiting in the room. Out of the blue a figure appeared behind the desk at the front of the room
"All rise the honorable judge Hatake Kakashi residing," a voice thundered over the crowd. A hush rushed over everyone as Kakashi took his seat and hit the gavel on the desk. "Uzumaki Naruto vs. Uchiha Sasuke in the dispute over who is the better shinobi," the juror announced as the two approached the table.
"I expect you know my rules, when the timer sounds at dusk in five hours the verdict will be decided." Kakashi hit the gavel once more and the front court room turned into an arena. "Let's begin."
Naruto took off with a running start at Sasuke. "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" Hundreds of Naruto's surrounded Sasuke. At once they attacked. When they all disappeared a broken bench was left in Sasuke's place. "Substitution?!" Naruto looked around the field, Sasuke was no where in sight. "Where the hell are you?"
"Look behind you," Sasuke's cynical voice laughed as Naruto jumped. "A good ninja knows to be on his guard always and never leave their back open." Sasuke launched at him knocking him across the ground. Sasuke turned to the nearby wall. With ease he ran up it. Waiting ,on the roof for Naruto to attack, he called out ten shadow clones.
Out of the blue knives launched at Sasuke. Sasuke decided to try his sharingan so he wouldn't be caught off guard again.
"Objection, no sharingan."
Kakashi (who was still reading icha icha paradise) looked at the two. "Councilors?"
"It's legal, he can use sharingan."
So on went the fight. For three hours they fought. Each calling out things the other did wrong and rules of the shinobi.
"Sexy no Jutsu!" At that Naruto changed into a naked woman.
"Objection! That's not real ninjutsu." Sasuke's eyes were red from battling as he looked on at the abomination in front of him.
"I'll have to ask the jury about this one," Kakashi sounded annoyed at the two (after all he was reading).
The jury talked for about an hour on it then came up with an answer.
"After five bowls of pork ramen and two of chicken ramen, we decided we need seven bowls of shrimp ramen and the move is not ninjutsu but is still legal," Iruka said licking his lips.
"Continue," Kakashi directed the two. "Bring eight bowls of shrimp ramen to the court room." A juror in the back corner left to get the ramen.
The buzzer sounded at dusk. Kakashi rose and walked onto the field. Instead of stopping he walked right up to the wall (he doesn't have monkey powers to walk through the wall) then up to the ceiling. Looking down on the two he announced the verdict.
"The two of you fought, both very well but I have to announce who is the better...I choose...myself. Neither of you could beat me in a fight." With a thud from the gavel falling from the roof the court room returned to normal and the sun set completely.