Good evening, let me tell you a story about the 21st Century Breakdown... Before the Lobotomy, Gloria was the Last of the American Girls, living in Detroit, also known as Murder City, during The Static Age. Her husband Christian was recently deployed to Iraq. He was so mad, you should've seen Christian's Inferno! Gloria was so depressed, she thought this would be her Last Night On Earth. She started to lose herself, so she screamed at the top of her lungs: "Viva La Gloria!". She walked around town for hours after her husband's deployment, singing herself The Song Of The Century. She took a turned down "East Jesus Nowhere" street, where she met a Peacemaker. She asked Gloria, "Viva La Gloria, do you Know Your Enemy?". She realized she didn't. All she really wanted to do was See The Light. It was then that she was bombarded by 21 Guns. They were terrorists. Gloria ran for her life, Horseshoes And Handgrenades flying everywhere. A few days later, Gloria woke up in the hospital. She was informed that Christian was killed in the Iraq, and that she was diagnosed with Restless Heart Syndrome. Gloria's American Eulogy is one of the best stories ever to be told about the war. Her story will live on forever. -xJunit123x (a friend of mine)