Disclaimer: If I owned them, Marly would save the plant on my desk, and I wouldn't be hugging a pillow at night. Because said plant is half dead and will probably be dead soon, I don't own him. If I owned Sora, or Riku then there would be muffled screams from the closet where I'd have them tied up. But as the only noise in my room is the gently hum of my computer, and the swishing of the fan, I don't own them either.

Author's Note: I BLAME REEBY10! Basically this story came about because of a 2 am crack challenge she gave me (Sorluxia, Farm, Uke!Marly). Well because I found it so hard to write I had to throw my favorite element, mpreg, in. And that got us discussing what a Sorluxia child would look like. So then Sunday evening I was sitting there wanting to draw, despite my lack of artistic talent, and thinking back to the lovely discussion about what Sorluxia would look back, I decided to go ahead and draw him. (He on my DA account here: pix51(dot)deviantart(dot)com/art/Sorluxia-93732938 )

As I drew, I came up with a short little drabble idea, and decided to write that drabble in my Author's Comments on deviantart. But as I wrote the drabble, I realized it was too long to be a drabble, so I decided to write it as a one shot and just link it to my DA page. Well, the oneshot continued to grow, and became this; a Sorluxia Mpreg Chapter story.

Also, I might as well mention, I've never played the game. DON'T KILL ME!! I'm currently working my way through the mangas, but it's taking me some time, so most of what I know of the characters I learned from Fanfics, so they might be a little off. Sorry!

Anyways I hope you enjoy!

Pairings: Sorluxia, Soriku, Akuroku, Zemyx, possibly Cleon, and whatever else pops into my head.

Warnings: T'is yaoi(Boy on boy)! Homophobes stay out! T'is rated M for a reason! Immature 13 year olds stay out! T'is mpreg! If this disturbs you get out!

Sora flopped down on the couch of his and Riku's apartment, with the TV remote, and a big bag of chips, intent on watching a few Soap Operas before Riku, his partner of 8 years, return home for what Sora hoped would be a romantic evening. He had hit the power button and found an interesting looking Spanish Soap Opera (that he only wished he could understand what they were saying), when the apartment phone went off. Sora debated whether he should really interrupt his soaps just to answer the phone. His debate lasted till the phone stopped ringing, and he happily went back to his television.

Sadly the silence only lasted so long, and a few seconds later the phone began to ring again. With a sigh Sora pulled himself off the couch and stalked over to the phone.

"Hello," he asked annoyed, wishing a violent painful death upon whoever had called him in the middle of the day.

"Hi, Sora?" The voice on the other end asked.

"Yeah," Sora sighed, turning his attention back to the show, where someone was getting pushed off a cliff.

"Oh, hi," the voice on the other end said again, "um, well, I don't know if you remember me. I mean it's been well over 11 years now, and well." Sora tuned the person out, already sure where this conversation was going. Whoever this loser was was going to ask if he and Riku would mind letting said loser crash on their couch for a few weeks, just while they got back on their feet. Well, Sora had sad news for this idiot; no one was sleeping on his couch for more than three days!

"So do you remember me?" the voice asked, snapping Sora back to reality.

"No, sorry," Sora replied, having not heard any of the other person's explanation. He truly had no idea who this stranger was. Sure his voice sounded familiar, but the only thing Sora could remember that sounded like this stranger's voice were gasping moaning, that Sora couldn't place to a specific memory.

"You sure?" The voice cracked, and sounded flustered.

"You haven't even told me your name yet," Sora sighed, really wishing he could get back to the couch, his TV, and most importantly his bag of chips.

"Oh, sorry," The voice breathed a sigh of relief, "This is Marluxia." Sora spluttered slightly. That would explain the moaning memories! It was after a party one day, both were plastered, and had had one wild night. It had been a one night thing and neither of them cared much about it. Marluxia had disappeared a few months later, and leaving some half brained explanation about a new job in another city and a girlfriend. Of course no one had actually believed him; mostly because he never contacted anyone, or left any way to be contacted.

"Oh," Sora replied after a few minutes of silence, "Now I remember you. Where have you been? It's been what? 10 years?" Suddenly his soap seemed so much less interesting. After all he could have the juicy gossip since Larxene half-brained theory that Marluxia had left due to some strange male pregnancy. Yeah, right. Like that could happen.

"10 years 5 months," Marluxia replied, "It doesn't matter where I've been. All that matters is that I'm coming into town. Do you think I could..." his voice trailed off.

"Crash at my place? No. Sorry I don't think Riku would like that very much."

"Oh," Marluxia sounded very disappointed. "Well, do you think maybe I could stop by to see you? I have someone very important to introduce to you." Sora rolled his eyes.

"Who is it? Some new lover? The girlfriend you left us all for?"

"Not exactly." Sora heard a light giggling in the background, that definitely weren't Marluxia's, on the other end, "Look, I can't explain it over the phone, I'll be there in about 5 minutes, I'll introduce you to him then. Okay?"

Sora glanced around the apartment, and noted it was a total mess. "Fine," he mumbled into the phone. "See you soon." He quickly hung up the phone. Suddenly a realization hit him. He hadn't told Marluxia where he lived. How did he know? Did he still have contact with someone in the area?

Sighing Sora realized he'd learn soon enough, and decided to spend what little time he had left cleaning the apartment and making sure he wasn't still wearing his pajamas.

Five minutes, a quick shower, and a flurry of actions later the door bell rang, and a very out of breath Sora ran to answer it. He had managed to pick up the dirty clothes, put all the dishes in the sink, and hidden all the evidence of his soap opera addiction.

"Hi Marlux..." His voice trailed off as he looked over the visitors. Marluxia still looked the same; his pink hair was still girly long, his eyes just as blue, and he still wore way too much black. However the other person standing there wasn't much different. He also had pink hair, but it was much spikier and unruly, and blue eyes, but they were larger than Marluxia's. He was also much shorter and couldn't seem to stand still.

"Hi Sora," Marluxia said, offering a hand. When it wasn't shaken, he put it behind his head, slightly embarrassed. "It's nice to see you again. I guess I'd better do some introductions." He was rambling, afraid of Sora's reaction. He didn't have much to worry about, though, because Sora was too busy gawking at the kid.

"Marly," Sora squeaked, "How old is he?"

"About 10," Marluxia replied, "Anyways I..." Sora interrupted him again.

"Who's his mother?" Sora squeaked again, this time looking up at Marluxia, "I mean it's obvious that you're the father and all. But who was it? Was it Larxene? She never looked pregnant." Sora continued to ramble on, making suggestions as to who the boy's mother might be.

"Sora," Marluxia finally interrupted him, "I want you to met Sorluxia, my son."

"Sorluxia eh?" Sora asked leaning forward to look the kid straight in the eyes, "It's nice to meet you!" he offered a hand to the boy.

Sorluxia looked at the hand in disgust before looking up at his father. Marluxia just glared at his son willing him to remember the lecture/threats he had given earlier about respecting "Daddy's old friends." Sorluxia looked at the offered hand again, wondered how horrible it would be to disobey and spit in said hand, before finally taking Sora' hand and giving it a firm shake.

A bright smile spread across Sorluxia's face (it looked strangely familiar to Sora, but he couldn't figure out why...). "Nice to meet you, sir," he said with fake cheerfulness as he let go of the hand. Without hesitation he pushed past Sora and into the apartment. Or at least he would have, if Marluxia's hand hadn't shot out and grabbed his shoulder dragging him painfully back into the hallway.

"Nice kid," Sora chuckled looking back at Marluxia, "He has a great smile. It looks so familiar. I just can't seem to place it."

Marluxia's face turned beet red, but fortunately Sora had again shifted his gaze to Sorluxia who had wandered away, and was examining a bug crawling the wall. He watched as the child gleefully terrorized the poor defenseless insect before finally attempting to squash it, only to get stung by it, and immediately burst into tears.

"Daddy!" He wailed, and ran to Marluxia clutching his stung thumb.

"Here, let me see it," Marluxia said gently, as he knelt down to his son's level. Sora watched this near-perfect example of family love, as Marluxia gently pried Sorluxia's fingers away from the wound, and examined it. "Oh, it'll be okay," Marluxia told his still sniffling son. He then turned his attention to Sora, "Do you have any benadryl and band-aids?"

"Yeah, sure," Sora ran off to the bathroom where he and Riku kept anything medical. He dug through the perfectly organized lines of medicine, fully knowing that Riku would murder him for messing it up later, until he found what he was looking for.

He ran back to the door where they where still standing there, rather awkwardly. "Here, this is all we had," Sora thrust what he had found into Marluxia's hands, and watched as he proceeded to take care of Sorluxia's injury.

"There, all better," Marluxia said as he stuck a final band-aid on the minor sting. Sorluxia gave a watery smile before gleefully running off to find that bug and this time squish it with a shoe. Sadly his absence left a few minutes of awkward silence between the two adults.

Sora flinched as he heard the crunch of the bug under Sorluxia's foot. "He's a lot like you," Sora finally said. He looked around and realized they were still in the apartment hallway. "Come on in," he said, wandering back inside.

"Do you want anything to drink?" Sora asked as Marluxia and Sorluxia settled in the living room.

"No, thanks," Marluxia replied, and he made sure Sorluxia was well enough occupied that he wouldn't destroy the apartment. Sora shrugged, and grabbed himself a beer from the fridge before heading back to the living room and flopping down on the couch.

"So, where've you been?" Sora asked once Marluxia was settled.

"Hollow Bastion," Marluxia replied, "It's about a 2 hour drive from here."

"Cool." Awkward silence reigned the room for a few minutes as Sora sipped his beer, and Marluxia looked around the apartment.

"So I see you and Riku are together," Marluxia finally stated, looking back at Sora.

"Yeah," Sora smiled, "We've been married for about 8 years now. It's been so great! But what about you? Are you married yet?"

"No."

"Oh," Sora sipped his beer again, "But there must be someone, right? I mean you have Sorluxia. Where's his mother?" Sora looked around expectantly, almost as if he thought the mystery woman would come flouncing into the apartment and introduce herself.

"I'd rather not talk about that," Marluxia sighed, his face turning slightly pink.

"Oh. So do you still date?"

"No, I don't have time to," Marluxia turned to look at his son, who had stopped playing, and was now sitting very still and very quiet. This meant only one thing. He was plotting something.

Sora spluttered in his beer, "You? The man who used to take home a different lover every night? You don't have time to date?"

"I had a kid. It changes a lot about a person, Sora, but I wouldn't trade it for anything." A contented smile wafted over Marluxia's face, and his eyes drifted closed. As such he missed Sorluxia's move.

Sorluxia snuck up behind Marluxia and gave a mighty push, causing Marluxia to fall onto of Sora. Sora squealed and dropped his beer as the heavier man fell onto him, squishing him into the couch. The beer hit the floor, and cracked, releasing it's contents all over the freshly cleaned floor.

"Shi-oot" Sora almost cussed as his precious beer spilled over the floor. There was barely any time before Riku would get home, and Sora had to get that cleaned up before Riku saw it.

"You are in big trouble young man!" Marluxia yelled as he struggled to get off of Sora, and give his son the spanking of his life. Sadly he got tangled in Sora's baggy clothes, and ended up rolling them both onto the floor, Sora on top.

"Well, this can't get much more awkward," Sora laughed, as he and Marluxia tried to untangle themselves.

"You want more awkward?"Marluxia asked, giving up on getting up. He grabbed Sora around the shoulders, and rolled them over so he was now looking down at the brunette. "He's your son too."

This rather startling announcement was followed by two gasps and a "what the fuck?" the later of which was uttered by the silver haired man who had just walked into his apartment to see beer on the floor, his husband under another man, and hear that said husband actually had a child he didn't know about. Three pairs of eyes turned to stare at Riku, before Sorluxia collapsed and rolled around on the floor laughing.

"Riku!" Sora yelled, finally pushing Marluxia off him, before running to his husband. "It's not what it looks like I swear!" He tried to hug him, but Riku avoided the embrace.

"What is it then?" Riku asked, crossing his arms over his chest.

"Well," Sora fidgeted. "Um..." He continued to fidget, and looked over his shoulder at Marluxia who was lecturing Sorluxia, who looked rather pleased with himself. "I don't actually know. I mean Sorluxia," Riku looked confused, "the kid," Sora explained, pushed Marly who landed on me, causing me to spill my beer. Then Marly tried to get up, but ended up pushing us on the floor, which is when you walked in and all." Sora looked up at his husband, hoping he believed him. The look on Riku's face clearly stated that he didn't.

"And?" Riku asked, tapping his foot impatiently.

"And what?" Sora asked, as innocently as possible, which, for Sora was freakishly innocent.

"And what about what Marluxia just said?"Riku glared past Sora, to Marluxia who was still lecturing Sorluxia, and punctuating his lecture with the occasion spanking.

"Oh," Sora shrugged, "I don't know. I was shocked too."

"Uh huh," Riku still didn't believe him, "And what would make him think it was your kid anyways? And how the fuck did he get pregnant. Last time I checked, men couldn't get pregnant." Sora muttered something that was too soft for Riku to hear.

"I'm sorry," Marluxia said, approaching them with Sorluxia's wrist clamped firmly in his hand, "I didn't mean to cause any problems. We'll just leave." He made it halfway to the door before he was stopped.

"No, stay!" Sora yelled after him. Marluxia stopped walking, but didn't turn around.

"Like hell he is," Riku muttered. He didn't want that pink haired freak in his apartment ever again! Sora frowned at his husband.

"At least let him stay long enough to explain what he said!" Sora hissed.

"No, I want him out! Now!" Riku whispered back. The glare he received was enough to make even the manliest of men quiver. "Fine, but just for the explanation. Then he leaves." Sora smiled and ran after the pink haired man.

"Marly," he said, "You can't just leave after saying something like that! Please! Come back and explain it!"

"There's not much to explain," he replied continuing his and Sorluxia's way to the door.

"But men can't get pregnant!" Sora yelled after him, "How did this happen?"

"Don't you think I know that?" Marluxia growled, "I don't know how it happened. All I know is that it happened."

"Why didn't you tell me before?"

"I don't know. I was confused. Embarrassed. I couldn't find the right way to tell you. So I just left." Marluxia sighed, and looked over Sora's shoulder at Riku, who was glaring daggers at him, "Look, it's obvious I'm not wanted here. We're crashing at Larxene's place until I can find a home for us. So if you need to talk to us, just call. Goodbye Sora." And with that Marluxia and Sorluxia left.

Sora sighed and turned, facing his husband. Riku just glared at him, before going to wipe up the spilled beer.

"Riku?" Sora asked cautiously, walking up behind his husband. Riku didn't answer. "Are you mad at me?"

"What do you think?" Riku snapped. Sora tried not to let a single tear slip down his cheek. "I mean, come on Sora, I'm not stupid. Marluxia was gone for 10 years and 5 months. You and I started dating 11 years ago. That means we were together whenever that brat was conceived." Riku threw the beer soaked paper towels in the trash before stalking into their room, and slamming the door.

Sora didn't move to stop him. He just stood there, letting the tears slide down his cheeks.

Author's Note: Damn. That's longer than I normally make chapters. So I know that was an awkward place to stop, but I really didn't want to have to make it so much longer. Especially because the next chapter will probably be between 1500 and 2000 words, so I don't want to make the size difference too great. Also, I wanted to explain something. It's about the spanking. I know that it's common belief now-a-day to not spank a disobedient child, but I personally believe it works, and I see no harm in it as long as it's used right. So please don't flame me for it. Oh, and if you're worried I'll have kids and spank them, then don't. I never plan on even dating, let alone having children.

Anyways, I've started the next chapter, and it will hopefully be out soon. But I have a four day vacation then it's back to band camp (8 hours of hard exercise a day! WOOT! /sarcasm) so I won't have much time to write.

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Edit: Reeby has told me that she wants credit for her scene idea... SORRY! it was her idea for Sorluxia to push Marly onto Sora and that being when Sora found out he was a daddy... mmk? Better?