Repulse Monkey. Faith breathed evenly as she moved gracefully into Snake Creeps Down. Spending so much time on the road was making her muscles degrade so she spent every morning doing her Tai Chi routine while listening to whatever hard rock station was available.

Unless Buffy woke up and changed the radio to some whiny-ass pop station.

"I was listening to that, you know." She moved into Wave Hands Like Clouds while calling Buffy out. "It's too early for you to get all weepy anyway."

Buffy pointedly ignored her and went ahead with preparing a bowl of cereal.

"You've been mopey for months now, girlfriend. To tell you the truth, we're all getting pretty tired of it. Just get laid already."

"Mind your own business, Faith."

"Quit being the martyr for tragic love, B. Find some guy, ride him till he weeps, & then move on." Faith finished her routine in Ultimate Infinite Stance. "Or, if you want to bat for the other team, I'm sure there are a couple of Slayers who'd love to take you up on an offer."

"Like you, I bet."

"Nope. I've learned not to be rebound girl."