AN: "I wondered what you think about Cave having his birthday, and he gets a gift he never forgets." Says Firekitty13.
I have no idea.
Cave took the small cardboard box in his hand, inspecting it for a while. It was quite light, and the wrappings had a soft texture to it. The box was probably the size of a medium-sized novel, and, as he shook it, he could hear a light thumping coming from within the box itself. "I don't like this." He said finally. It had been quite a long day, with greetings and games and cake and all, as it was his birthday. The gifts that he had gotten from his friends were quite nice, actually. Saddle, some golden ingots, a sticky piston, a book about Herobrine, and a lot of other stuff actually. But this…
"Oh, come on!" One of his friends, Skitscape, said, "You haven't even opened it yet!"
"That's the thing! It's pink!"
"What's wrong with pink?"
"Well it's girly and… and…"
"Just open it! You don't even know what's inside!"
"Uh… maybe Nick got this?"
The Minecrafter wearing a pink and white hoodie looked up briefly. "Don't be stupid, I didn't get you anything." The Minecrafter sitting next to him, Toby, immediately banged his head onto the table the Minecrafters were sitting around. "Stop being such an ass!"
"Just open it already, I don't think it could be a potion of harming or anything… it's too light to be a potion."
"Well, I guess…" Cave said as he tore open the wrappings and the box.
There was a blue bikini inside the box.
Cave immediately yelped and flung the box onto the side, its content flying out from the box itself and visible to the rest of the Minecrafters. When the young Minecrafter had finally snapped out of his mental shock, he stood up and pointed a finger at Nick. "You little piece of-!"
"Hey! As much as I wish to take credit for that, I can't. I already told you I never even got you anything!" The Minecrafter said as he, too, stood up as well. At the same time, loud laughter was heard from one of the Minecrafters. The others all turned to face the single Minecrafter and realized that the Minecrafter, clad in all pink shirt, pants and hoodie, with red and green blotches forming patterns on his clothing, was...
"KuleDud3! I will freaking kill you!" Cave screamed, and he leapt all the way across the table, hands outstretched, tackling said Minecrafter to the ground. What followed next was a fistfight that was quickly resolved as some of the elder Minecrafters- mainly AntVenom- managed to restrain the two younger Minecrafter to stop their fighting. Later, KuleDud3 had to write an apology letter for his punishment, which turned out to be a drawing of Cave, in a blue bikini, accompanied with poor hand writing that said, 'I am sorry I bought you a sexy bikini and gave you a big bonner.'